Oh I sooooo wanted you to suggest that! (Along with the eyebrows of course)
Lydia Millen #84 From tailored suit toff à la royale to Nasty Gal chav à la no morale
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I would like to apply my white puli! She is scared of everything, but she was Miss Sheep-lookalike 2020. She would fit in the faux farmhouse theme!@Milking Keynes do you want me to send Lana Ginpour over? She’s a Chihuahua with attitude as I am sure you will remember and she can help with Milo. He’ll be in Dogue magazine before you can say tomato ketchup...
Another tragic vlog from Ali The Handyman!
Note her name now appears on all his Vlogs - pitiful attempt to up his views perhaps?
Note her name now appears on all his Vlogs - pitiful attempt to up his views perhaps?
Oh, yes please. Would love Lana Ginpour to come over - she will be wonderful with confidence building techniques.. so important to our team - we only have one training day before the big event - huge pressure on our brave and worthy Sniffers-in-training. Thank you, @Oops!@Milking Keynes do you want me to send Lana Ginpour over? She’s a Chihuahua with attitude as I am sure you will remember and she can help with Milo. He’ll be in Dogue magazine before you can say tomato ketchup...
They will pick it up instantly -
dogs are geniuses - ALL OF THEM 
BTW can you let Milo know that although Teddy Bear is called Teddy Bear he isn’t a teddy bear...just in case...
More than welcome to join our talented team of Sniffer Dogs, what might be her name? We need to register Asap as places are at a premium.
Her name is Tádé! She will sniff any ketchup out! She can go incognito too, just let her sleep on the floor, looks like a white sheep rug.
Edit: Not to brag, but I will, she is from royalty, and she is dating with Zuckerberg's same breed dog.
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This is what Milo thinks he is@Milking Keynes do you want me to send Lana Ginpour over? She’s a Chihuahua with attitude as I am sure you will remember and she can help with Milo. He’ll be in Dogue magazine before you can say tomato ketchup...
and yes please I think he needs a girlfriend 
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Well he wouldn't be anywhere else, while you go off and leave him on his own in his prison
..... Kitchen 
Please enlist Snoopy - or is his full name Grumpy Snoopy - I can’t remember!! We need additional dogs as members of our Boundary Protection Services Unit. Their jobs will be preventing influencers from crashing our event attempting to film and plagiarise for content. If you would like Grumpy Snoopy to be part of this Unit, sign him up please.
Milo - Meet Lana Ginpour!This is what Milo thinks he is
Red carpet is going down for the ‘white sheep rug’ - a royal welcome to Tádé. Incognito is a rare asset - she will be a valued addition to the team.
Milo and Lana - up a tree - K.i.s.s.i.n.g. - first comes love, then comes ....
Downtonbury - where love stories begin!
So the black coffin beds are a dark brown now. Should we invoice her?
Yeah, and now we have a whole photo gallery of Porter pics, when she couldn't be arsed the last months to post any puppy pics of him. That dog was a lil puppy, and suddenly he was big. There is no following up with his growth over the months.
Did they do that or did the sun bleach them out?
He says 'please excuse the state of my bedroom' when he is showing off his costume in his dressing room. Doesn't he sleep in the actual bedroom then? Or is he mispronouncing things again?
No I bet Ali was up all night sanding them down. The tops are still black....
I know this is just for insta, but ahh all that empty place wasted around the coffins.
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