Oh, thank you, @Oops... Mr. MK/Bennet has no compassion for my poor nervesMr Bennet! Mr Bennet! MR BENNET!!...
Oh I can see you now charging through the house screaming in excitement to your patient husband - who will reply
Yes, my dear - I am familiar with your nerves having suffered them these twenty years or more....
Alison Steadman’s got nothing on our @Milking Keynes/Havisham. You have cast yourself perfectlyAGAIN!
Watch this space - that’s all I’m sayin’
This is probably what he looks like WITHOUT a filter. Their whole image is curated and false. It’s sad.His pallor is quite worrying unless this is a filter ...
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Be still my beating heart! I love Captain Wentworth!Please can I join Downtonbury? I would like to bring Captain Wentworth
Gosh, what a stark contrast from what he used to look like. You'd think Lydiot would see this, worry and help support him in his quest to gain some weight and control his blood pressure. I'm glad he's throwing spinach in his morning omelette now but their dinners are still just carbs and cheese. Such poor nutrition.His pallor is quite worrying unless this is a filter ...
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Really don’t worry there is no veg and there will be no veg! Too much work and expense… why spend hundreds of pounds on water for veg when you normally don’t spend money on veg???Gosh, what a stark contrast from what he used to look like. You'd think Lydiot would see this, worry and help support him in his quest to gain some weight and control his blood pressure. I'm glad he's throwing spinach in his morning omelette now but their dinners are still just carbs and cheese. Such poor nutrition.
Looking at the size of her veg garden and all she's trying to grow, how will that play into what they always eat - just pasta and mounds of cheese?
It makes no sense. And what happens to all the veg that grows and they don't eat?
I honestly do not get it. I'd love to see her actually show herself on camera eating several spoonfuls of green veg, then maybe I'll believe this was a passion.
However just like Porter, this garden and green house, as well as this horrendous reno downgrade, is solely for the views and to make $.
She's not even growing veg. She's just filled the greenhouse with store-bought plants, a massive table that basically fills the entire greenhouse then just potters around looking at 6 completely empty soil filled coffin beds.
If any veg does successfully grow, I will be sickened if they just toss in the rubbish, what they don't eat.
All the crap they cook now, which they have eaten for years...are they suddenly going to change their entire way of eating with meals full of veg and herbs? I haven't seen it yet and that is a major lifestyle change from what they are scarfing down now.
It would be criminal if they did not donate the veg they grow when there are countless people unable to afford proper nutrition.
She is illogical, pretentious and makes no sense. Just bloody bizarre!
Is a V8 a dish with 8 vegetables ?? (Lidl speaking)RSVPing for Downtownbury please @Oops... although I am unfamiliar with the Downtonbury experience, I would gladly be the Chief Operating Valet and help the elite VIP attendees park their range rovers and Astons ...(my qualifications speak for themselves... i know what a V8 engine is) ... hoping you consider my application favourably
Oh and I don’t have a v8 I have a V40Is a V8 a dish with 8 vegetables ?? (Lidl speaking)
"Panic Room" on first pic. Is Ali sending us another sign?
Same. I would even man the ketchup stall - bring your baked beans, sausage rolls, pasta, gangsta rolls, jacket potatoes, burgers, pizzas, I am the master of squeezy ketchup..please hire me too!Please may I come to the festival? I am available for anything - no job is too big nor too small. Toilet trench shit shovelling... Bouncer/security... Guitar tech... fluffer. Just name it.
I see we also share the same birthday month.I would love to come, but considering it ( JUNE) is my birthday month, and a very important one, l’m not sure that I will have time with all the non existant boxes I shall have to open and the non existant flower displays that I have to display ! If I find the time I shall come with my box tent and grumpy snoopy and gorgeous Muffin. I can maybe teach people my non existant talent??!!
That fellow looks like he’s really trying hard to understand what Ali is saying.I cannot get over how skinny Ali is looking in this clip he shared on insta stories.
I think his only meal today must’ve been the tiny amount of spinach he was making earlier!
I’d love it if you could possibly bring Captain (Swoon) Wentworth to our Bonnets and Frocks Garden Party on first Saturday in May too if that is possible. Our Downtonbury Festival isn’t until end of June and although it will be great to see him again then, I sense you and he will make a decidedly enviable couple at our earlier Garden Party: if you get my drift. I believe he knew great houses like Chawton (our venue) rather well and will feel very much at home on the day So you might not have to use too much Persuasion to get him to come...Please can I join Downtonbury? I would like to bring Captain Wentworth
Who else do you love? Quick sticks - NAB HIM NOWBe still my beating heart! I love Captain Wentworth!
Hope his key card works! Always a shitter when it doesn’t. He’ll have to go and speak to that crazy bitch on reception/country kitchen/national trust tea room!
And if he’s not taken, Margo will see that he is..(watch out - all I’m saying).I’d love it if you could possibly bring Captain (Swoon) Wentworth to our Bonnets and Frocks Garden Party on first Saturday in May too if that is possible. Our Downtonbury Festival isn’t until end of June and although it will be great to see him again then, I sense you and he will make a decidedly enviable couple at our earlier Garden Party: if you get my drift. I believe he knew great houses like Chawton (our venue) rather well and will feel very much at home on the day So you might not have to use too much Persuasion to get him to come....
Who else do you love? Quick sticks - NAB HIM NOW
edit. Colonel Brandon has already been taken - NTS must do a list to put up tomorrow.
I will say this slowly and only once...Same. I would even man the ketchup stall - bring your baked beans, sausage rolls, pasta, gangsta rolls, jacket potatoes, burgers, pizzas, I am the master of squeezy ketchup..please hire me too!
And if he’s not taken, Margo will see that he is..(watch out - all I’m saying).
I would like to say ..oh, but my nerves.. have you no sympathy, @Oops, are you trying to confuse me.. do you not think my life is trying enough with Mr. MK/Bennet? Am I not suffering enough? OK - you are forcing me into a drop cloth- cloth’s droppings right now - ringing Mel O’Dramatic for support - breathe..... OK, I admit it - I am putting myself forward for far too many roles, hence, I am exhausted and nerves are frazzled.I will have to take a step back for the good of my health. @Oops - I will forfeit my role as squeezy ketchup bottle.I will say this slowly and only once...
At Downtonbury you are our Keynote Speaker on the Archer Karcher Method you are appearing In The Havisham Horizontally Mobile Tent...Tick.
Naturally, you are also doing our Bonnets and Frocks Garden Party at Chawton House and bringing our heartthrob Archer to that too. Tick
Ahem...Havisham! - Just to stop me going completely cuckoo...No! Sorry! Too late! I’m cuckoo!! Are you now also saying that you wish to be hired in the capacity of a squeezy ketchup bottle assistant at one or both of the 2 Events we are planning.
Anyone know where there’s a nest I can lie my weary head in for the night please? Honestly these besties...
I can help out, I promise not to steal any man. I’ve been told I’m good with my hands‘
I would like to say ..oh, but my nerves.. have you no sympathy, @Oops, are you trying to confuse me.. do you not think my life is trying enough with Mr. MK/Bennet? Am I not suffering enough? OK - you are forcing me into a drop cloth- cloth’s droppings right now - ringing Mel O’Dramatic for support - breathe..... OK, I admit it - I am putting myself forward for far too many roles, hence, I am exhausted and nerves are frazzled.I will have to take a step back for the good of my health. @Oops - I will forfeit my role as squeezy ketchup bottle.
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