happyforest
Chatty Member
This post will be as disjointed as 33 year old hack Lydia's birthday video.
ME ME ME MY MY MY.
Porter is loose on the grounds to the extent that he runs around from the garden in the back to the front door (near the gate and lane) and she thinks it's funny. He's a baby! FML, it is absolutely insane. The front gate is only for show, the entire property is unfenced. She's in a country where dognappers are having a field day, but having a puppy running loose is funny and fodder for monetized content.
Absolutely this, absolutely that. Presents ripped open, she's turning 18, squee isn't she cute? Skin treatment and cackling cringe fest. Although she did scream and make a faff about the lasering process. What an utter embarrassment she is.
Ali bought her a jacket so she stops stealing his. Can you imagine what his must smell like when she's stolen it? Fake tan and sweat, covered in dandruff?
Gotta say Victoria is superior in every single way. She acts her age, doesn't treat her husband like a compost heap and actually has a puppy that ABSOLUTELY adores her. Unlike poor scared Porter. Plus Vic's house decoration has actual character. Loving the recent shade in her postings about not redoing things over and over. Meow!
Back to the Millen-Gordons:
The en-suite toilet crammed in the corner is so luxe. Blech!
The paint colour in the en-suite bathroom is absolutely horrid.
The tiny mirror in the cloak room (in a metal that doesn't go at all with the huge toilet), hung far too high on the wall, my God, I can't believe how amateur hour it looks.
She crams in the Kelly at the final slew of presents to show off, which she's had for months, to make the video seem more luxe. She shows flowers and bangs on about how people remembered her. Of course, seeing as how she hasn't shut up about her birthday for weeks, it's surprising and telling she didn't really get any luxe gifts from brands. And then of course in true Lydia fashion, has to bitch about the attention she demanded, and feeling overwhelmed with having to actually thank people for sending well wishes. What a piece of work the slothie is.
Absolutely Tattlers, she is absolutely, crap.
Having a stamp (copying Frassy now) doesn't make her absolutely better at all.
ME ME ME MY MY MY.
Porter is loose on the grounds to the extent that he runs around from the garden in the back to the front door (near the gate and lane) and she thinks it's funny. He's a baby! FML, it is absolutely insane. The front gate is only for show, the entire property is unfenced. She's in a country where dognappers are having a field day, but having a puppy running loose is funny and fodder for monetized content.
Absolutely this, absolutely that. Presents ripped open, she's turning 18, squee isn't she cute? Skin treatment and cackling cringe fest. Although she did scream and make a faff about the lasering process. What an utter embarrassment she is.
Ali bought her a jacket so she stops stealing his. Can you imagine what his must smell like when she's stolen it? Fake tan and sweat, covered in dandruff?
Gotta say Victoria is superior in every single way. She acts her age, doesn't treat her husband like a compost heap and actually has a puppy that ABSOLUTELY adores her. Unlike poor scared Porter. Plus Vic's house decoration has actual character. Loving the recent shade in her postings about not redoing things over and over. Meow!
Back to the Millen-Gordons:
The en-suite toilet crammed in the corner is so luxe. Blech!
The paint colour in the en-suite bathroom is absolutely horrid.
The tiny mirror in the cloak room (in a metal that doesn't go at all with the huge toilet), hung far too high on the wall, my God, I can't believe how amateur hour it looks.
She crams in the Kelly at the final slew of presents to show off, which she's had for months, to make the video seem more luxe. She shows flowers and bangs on about how people remembered her. Of course, seeing as how she hasn't shut up about her birthday for weeks, it's surprising and telling she didn't really get any luxe gifts from brands. And then of course in true Lydia fashion, has to bitch about the attention she demanded, and feeling overwhelmed with having to actually thank people for sending well wishes. What a piece of work the slothie is.
Absolutely Tattlers, she is absolutely, crap.
Having a stamp (copying Frassy now) doesn't make her absolutely better at all.
