Christ I just watched not even 4 mins of the bloody vlog from yesterday .... How to fill up 4 mins of everyones lives talking absolute HORSE SHIT! (core values/ phone constantly going off/ sister from another mister/ paying people doesnt mean you are on the same team .. blah blah fuckedy blah).
New flop project in the mix though so we should have more fodder to talk about here ... one saving grace .. hope this one falls flat on its arse like the other one did .. gives us Tattlers weeks and weeks of content to laugh about.
IT'S HER BIRTHDAY .......... DID EVERYONE HEAR ME???? FOR YOU DEAF FUCKTARDS IN THE BACK OF THE CLASS ...... IT'S HER BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
She mentions the UK opening up but superficial silly moo moo only mentions Hairdressers/ pubs and beauty spa's ...... hmmm .. let's let that sink in shall we .........
nope I am not responsible for what my face does when she talks....
She never wants to discredit Male photographers .... if their work was any good? Why is that lovely .. becuase they saw you as a blow up doll with your fake tits/lips/chin?
Well it wouldnt be his fault if you thought he wanted a cheap KFC meal with all that fake meat on display.
When she edits this shite she calls content .. does she stop and think how boring as fuck it is? It is all about buy buy buy sell sell sell me me me .....wouldn't you think being in tune with your audience that you would have something else to offer the world? She is like the female version of Del boy ..... with the same shit taste in clothing but none of the appeal or capacity!
She wants more time alone with Ali?? REALLLLLY .... what does Ali say about that? And she feels she is "chasing her tail" with her vlogs .... well my 5 yr old niece could knock this shit up in 5 mins so don't know what all the haste is about... I could do one of her vlogs whilst having a shit reciting Shakespeare to my imaginary friend in my bathroom in less time!
I mean I am not saying I detest her .. but I would unplug her breathing apparatus in order to charge my Iphone....
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How filthy is that fucking steering wheel ...... I just vomited a little .... Jesus it is suede too ... bleurghhhhhh
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I mean does your fanoir slurp when you walk darling ... oooofff the level of cleanlinness ..............
Italian Prosecco ......... GROUND BREAKING ...... if it wasn't the only country to produce Prosecco ... (Breathe Chicken Breatheeeeeee)
@Oops... get the cavalry ..... she goin down!
I would tell the bitch to go to hell but I don't want to see her there!
The gift opening was vomitworthy ... so I skipped the whole fiasco ... especially seeing the Essex mini skirt version of her Wedding dress she wears so much .... I mean are YOU OK lovleyx??? Who the actual fuck wears their wedding dress over and over ... It's borderline psychotic!
Can someone tell me how mucxh shit is in that greenhouse please? The amount of crap is all for the Instagram posts ... it is getting sooo obvious now .... it is ALL store bought!
She is going to HATE me but then again she needs to join the club ... there are weekly meetings on the corner of "Fuck you" Street!
I am sorry ... but who in the right mind with their partner .. films that shit tiktok reel and feels proud that this is their job???? I am absolutely fucking flabbergastered that a couple would think this was a good idea ... Ali grow a fucking pair now ...
Being a dick won't make yours any bigger!
Oh Jesus .. here come the reveals of the rooms ...:
Toilet ... fucking awful .. but I have hated the "Burger and Lobster" pisser for a while.
Bathroom: O dear Lord of latter day saints ...... WTF is that toilet .. black and sympathetic .. I think not! Too close to the basin and BLACK!! What an absolute shitshow of a bathroom ..... bloody awful .. sorry
@Julia123 I cannot be as eloquent as you at the sight of that! And don't get me started on the 2 mirror combo.
"The Ferrari of showers" .. ummm no ..Ferrari make beauty .... yours looks like a Lada ... (Sorry if anyone drives a Lada)
The staged flowers .... how 1 dimensional for a vlog ... to show you are still relevant is it my dear?? You my dear are like Mathematics ... I hate mathematics!
"I am going to show you the other shit I got on another day as I am overwhelmed" ... NO NO ... don't get it distorted ... you have no content so you are saving everything for another shitfest...........
Don't be ashamed of who you are or how worthless your vlogs are ... that's your parents job!
Oh but here we go ... the self depression .. self flogging ..woe is me .. "I don't feel like other instagram girls ... I don't feel in synergy with the receiving of gifts from brands" ... Oh will you just tell the truth for once in your life darling ... you feel like this as you have fuck all left ... all those girls are working hard and all you do is constantly moan and fang about being littwle owld lwydia .... poor poor slothy sloth...soo tirwed ... Just fuck off!
The we have the stamp with her shit new brand all over it ... bored .. (PS. YOU ARE NOT THE QUEEN ..... The stamp is not going to make the brand any better just FYI)
The "Kelly" ... QUEL SURPRISE .....evidently NOT bought from Hermes directly as you would have been gushing from your fanoir to give us the whole shopping experience ..
.Tattlers remember not everything you see is real ... even salt looks like sugar!.... bore the fuck off darling ... xxx