Oh my god...I hadn't even thought about thatServes her right, but hope she didn’t smack him or worse!
Why did she leave a belt on the floor then?! Because how otherwise did he get to it?!Black kelly belt and their bedroom carpet (looks like he was locked in there and trying to dig out - my cat has done that when accidentally shut in a room once)
Hang on....so does she have two Hermes belts cos the one she seems to favour is a tan colour but she said the chewed one was black???it looks like Porter chewed up her Hermes belt by the looks of things on her comments in the latest vlog. HAHAHAHAHAH
On her website only for the bigger painting it doesn’t state that it’s limited to 100. So it’s most likely just a marketing trick...Trying the old Lydia 'restock' trick. I checked just last week and there were plenty available. Wouldn't a restock diminish the value? I thought they were limited to 100 pieces each?
Since they’re pretty much home all the time, I don’t see why the dog needs to be locked in anywhereBlack kelly belt and their bedroom carpet (looks like he was locked in there and trying to dig out - my cat has done that when accidentally shut in a room once)
She said she left it on the ottoman in the bedroom, still dumb as a bag of rocks (sorry, rocks)Why did she leave a belt on the floor then?! Because how otherwise did he get to it?!
She is the master and Ali is the house elf. Carrie the servant. Her 'team' is her hype girls/ worshippersAlso what’s with the referring to herself in the third person? Who does she think she is, the fucking Queen?
Fucking brilliant.Vlog 1 March
- She had really high hopes for the renovations all coming together, but it's taking a lot longer than planned. So you woke up and spun the wheel of attitude. It landed on bitch again.
- If you was following her on insta she was playing a game of what colour the kitchen panelling will be. It's a warm green. I forget to take my 'I don't give a shit pill'. No wait I don't need a pill for that.
- The new paint on the windows really makes it feel like there's not a division between the outside and inside. She thinks the paint colour really blends into the woodland. I tried my best to see your point of view, but your point of view is stupid.
- She's had a fair few home deliveries. FUCKING. SHOCK.
- All the flooring is up. She's just switching it around a little bit. On a scale of one to ten you're a no.
- The archway opens up the space so much, it's much more fluid. But you won't ever see the affect on camera. They'll be a step down to the utility floor as she can't have the same flooring or the appliances won't fit. But it's ok because it's not a fluid space. If you sense I don't give a shit it's because I don't. The environment definitely does though.
- They've basically been staying in their bedroom the whole time. They're eating in there. The animals are eating in there. I've come to the point in the vlog where I need a stronger word than fuck.
- She's requested the patio being prioritised by Lauren. She's gloating that she can have six friends round for her birthday with the new govt restrictions. She says you might want to put that in your calendar. Don't worry about getting haters. No-one's jealous of dumb bitches.
- She knows a lot people are asking why is she doing this for the third time. She didn't actually realise how passionate people are about this. I'd ask you to go fuck yourself but you'd probably just delegate that to Ali. She won't be doing this again for ten to fifteen years. She was finding each room was never finished and it all became disjointed. No, I checked my receipt. I didn't buy any of your bullshit.
- She's ordered some more seeds, but then says she's got loads of seeds knocking around. It doesn't tell her on the packet when she should planet them so she finds that a bit difficult. You inspire me to invent new words like 'douchtard'.
- She's got the carrots and snowdrops from neighbours to play with today. Then says she's roped Ali into planting the snowdrops. She says to Ali that's a lovely hoe you've got. She's not talking about herself. Spreading rumours. Yes. Spreading her legs. Definitely not.
- Snack break. Sausage rolls made by her assistant Dee. Whilst they're planting veg. You can't make this shit up.
- Porter has got her Hermès belt off the ottoman in the bedroom and chewed it. Yasssss Porter. She's not angry though. Not at all. Then says she's now moved Porter back into the kitchen as there's nothing there for him to chew. She got lax and he was roaming around the house. I lose track of how many times a vlog I'd like to say 'you've can't seriously be this freaking stupid'.
- She's popped her hair in a bun today as yesterday it was royally annoying her. She's realised gardening is a hair up sport. I found your birth certificate. It was stapled to an apology from the condom factory.
- She feels so much freer in the greenhouse. It's her own little escape. Can you not get the internet in there then Lydia?
- She's fully planning on growing her own tomatoes. She's not a tomato eater but is a tomato grower. If you're a hypocrite and you know it slap your face.
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