Lydia Millen #45 You name your thread how you want, lovely, and so do I. Globy xoxo

How tall are Aldi and Lidl?

  • 6'1" and 5'9" standing on a stool decorating the Christmas tree

    Votes: 5 0.9%
  • 6' and 5'8" hanging off the Range Rover

    Votes: 7 1.3%
  • 5'11" and 5'7" balanced on the Louis Vuiton trunk

    Votes: 31 5.8%
  • 5'10" and 5'6" in their gilets and riding boots on a fence

    Votes: 32 5.9%
  • 5'9" and 5'5" jogging in their designer trainers

    Votes: 52 9.7%
  • 5'8" and 5'4" perched in the raised beds

    Votes: 149 27.7%
  • 5'7" and 5'3" including bouffant hair and tippy toes

    Votes: 262 48.7%

  • Total voters
    538
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Thanks to our @AmaliaLana for the thread title!

Well, it's a new thread again and Lydiot has managed to survive the week despite the clocks changing, her crap diet of reheated risotto and pasta with twiglets asparagus, terminal acne, the tradesmen seeing her scrawny body naked, and manual labour!
We now find our little moley moo moo pippiehead elf has morphed into a media star, with a double page spread in Cosmo, as a guest in a podcast and featured in the Times Property section.
She might be an interior design expert but she hasn't mastered the art of the apology.
Oh, and she's creating a wreath for charity, adapting recipes and ordering ever more fleeces!


 
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Wonderful @Miscanthus fantastic summary and poll
 
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Wow. The audacity to claim she’s 5’7”.
 
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I'm aware it's still media projections, but Biden has now evidently won the US presidency. Yassssss America.

It's HUGE for humanity worldwide. Biden is anti-Brexit, so it's critical for British politics too. Lydia is obviously a Tory though. No way would Mrs Me, Myself and I advocate for others.

Plus, Harris is the first woman of colour elected Vice President. This is massive.

Not a peep from Lydia. All her reposting of BLM and feminism, in general, was just tokenism. Jumping on the social media bandwagon. 'Being the best white person to help black people'. She speaks fluent shit. I bet there were no folded over pages in those books.

She's probably too busy circling her Christmas list in Horse and Hound magazine, to even check the news.
 
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I’m 100% sure she doesn’t even know that elections have taken place . Anything that is outside the borders of her bubble/bungalow is non existant.
 
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How ePiC.. we are at thread #45 while 45 is history now. I'm over the moon. Unreal. Utterly bla.
No, for real. I'm happy that all the efforts for voting him out came to fruition now.

Now this is gettng ridiculous
I thought she wanted to post daily on Insta? What happened to that? Uuuppp I'm dumb, I didn't read that the column was following and not posts... I retract my statement.
 
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918k now! That’s 2,000 in 24hrs... I’m raging!
ITF was at 899k around the same time as Lidl as I was hoping Vic would beat her to 900k. She is now is at 901k but somehow the mole with no content is growing at record speed ... how does she sleep at night when it’s so obvious that they are all fake!?
 

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Thank Christ he’s gone. And can I just say the thought of never seeing Jared Kushner again, the evil, warped prick is an added bonus.
 
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LOL define "fluent" in lydia's term. Did anyone keep a tally on the number of times she said the word "EXPENSIVE" in her latest vlog?
"this was very expensive"
"this one was the most expensive of all"
 
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Something has to be done. How can she be so brazen about this?
 
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I think this may be my favourite thread name yet. well done @AmaliaLana

Who voted their heights at 6' and 5'8?
 
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Dusting off the list of things we are still waiting for and adding a few new ones!!!

Community guidelines
Lidl being grateful for something and a proper apology
Bees
Greenhouse
Covers for the raised beds
Acne improvement
House facelift, porch and The Bungalow nameplate
GHD winner
Outdoor kitchen
En suite bathroom plans
Cinema room
Dressing room faults addressed
New dressing room for Ali
"Home" office (former playroom/dining room/whisky room)
Sage living room
Videographer (new recruit )
#Lydiamademedoit. Hashtag catching on
New non reflective bed
The red to disappear from her hair!
"Powder room" wallpaper sale
Nose Job!!!
Globy update
 
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I think this may be my favourite thread name yet. well done @AmaliaLana

Who voted their heights at 6' and 5'8?
That would be me LOL, it said hanging off their Range Rover, so I assumed their overpriced/gifted boots would not be on the ground!

You left off her nose!
 
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