Omg! Respect!Haha that's so sweet I got my own poem thanks @Oops
I've just received my new posting so whilst I'm on deployment I had to make sure my not so fendi military boots were polished. I thank the lord I watched Alis vlog where he showed me how to polish my boots. Now i have a lovely shinny pair ready for combat...twatt...and speaking of twatts perhaps lydia whilst your busy with your diary marking of your check-list, you know, wake up toilet shower breath assume vertical position on sofa check for pimples sorry acne maybe you'd like to see my check-list
This is why I love Tattle!
I got as far as ejector seat and started wondering if we could order one for Lidl's sofa.....baggsy press the button!!!