oooh so they don't even own the woodland???When they talk about the hot tub in the wooded area - isn’t that the bit they DON’T own even though they took the fence down? Or is there another wooded area in “the grounds”?
I'm sure prospective AD partners would really want these two feral showcasing their products. Maybe Pfizer and how their little blue pills can work for you.Peppypoopar
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It's on Lydiot's IGPeppypoopar
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Wonderful, as ever. Thank you @ElleBelleHi Tattlers
So Cawwee, Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum and I all went to the vinyard to celebrate my success. I'm like a best wine did you know? I just get better with age. Glóby has now made national headlines in the Telegraph Stella magazine. It's definitely going to win product of theyeardecade now. Depop Dee has been filling up scrapbook after scrapbook with all my awards and fan mail. I'm such a happy little pea. Cawwee says I'm a little ray of pitch black. But why stop there? I've decided Ali's no longer allowed a separate office now. It's going to be a shrine. Dedicated to me.
Now I've made it in the big league, I no longer want to be the leader of the pack. I'm a lone wolf. If I wanted to be surrounded by bitches I'd get a dog. Of course there's always going to be haters. Frow needs a loyalty check. She can go to Italy as many times as she wants, but she'll never be Italian or cultured like me. And as for Louise Thompson, she's entitled to her incorrect opinion. Sage is all the rage. She's so shawt her hair smells like feet. I hope she took notes on my step by step shower routine and then she can have luscious hair just like me, without having to spend 500 notes on that overpriced erm thingy-ma-jig. Who even wants to style their hair with something renown for picking up dirt anyway?
You've probably all seen that the beehive is underway. I was sceptical at first I must admit, but I agreed on two conditions. Firstly that, Ali paints the bees' stripes sage. Yellow isn't really my aesthetic you see. Secondly that, Ali buys me a Hermès bag. There's a 'me' in Hermès, not a Vic or a Amelia or a Leonie, so I don't see why they should have one and not ME. My husband actually had the audacity to say no to both and asked if I was crazy. Crazy people don't know they are crazy. I know I'm crazy therefore I can not be crazy. Anyway, being a dick won't make yours any bigger Ali! But then I realised that the bee keeping will actually provide a good distraction for Depop Dee to Depop all of Ali's belongings so I CAN finally afford my very own Hermès. I'm not as stoopy as I look after all.
All this plotting is ever so tiresome. I've got to go for my seventh nap of the day now. My Doctor told me a lay in a week is way better than any 3 step Clinique. I didn't need a mum after all. Did you know that rabbits jump and they live for 8 years? Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Tortoises do nothing and live for 150 years. So who's the smart slothy now? Maybe I do need to do even less and hire a third personal assistant...to you know glitter over all the bitter. I feel sorry for all those pretentious bitches that are jealous of me. It must be exhausting keeping up all those fake appearances and stressing about all the shit they can't control.
Love Lydia (Who is always happy. Period. Just not when I'm on my period. Or pre-period. Or ever.)
The British upper classes have a real issue with this, they are mostly not classy - all crass, most have multiple affairs openly, racist behaviours, paedophilia and underage abuse cases, drug addictions and are snobs. Case in point our own Prince Harry also dressed up as a Nazi for a partyIf anyone ever wants to dive in to the backstory with Rosie Londoner, check out GOMI. It is...a wild time. Much like so many other influencers, falsehoods and freebies abound. She's from a more upper class background than Lydia, but she's not classy. Case in point, wore a Nazi uniform to a costume party once.
Honestly between the two I would much prefer to spend time with our Lyds.
What is wrong with both of them?Peppypoopar
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Thanks!@Miscanthus This may be my fave postIt's just all so...so...TRUE.
I do wonder if sometimes we (me mainly) are too harsh on her under the pretext of humour. But then I think actually none of it is fabricated or even highly exaggerated. She does and says all these things online of her own volition. So I conclude, why is it acceptable for Lydia to be an idiot but not for us to point it out???
I didn't think we are too harsh at all. She really asks for it AND truth is she would probably agree with everything that's written here about her anyway, or not.@Miscanthus This may be my fave postIt's just all so...so...TRUE.
I do wonder if sometimes we (me mainly) are too harsh on her under the pretext of humour. But then I think actually none of it is fabricated or even highly exaggerated. She does and says all these things online of her own volition. So I conclude, why is it acceptable for Lydia to be an idiot but not for us to point it out???
I too have felt that in the past. However, sometimes the behaviour incenses me so much - case in point the wretched bee hive and the Neanderthal (is this the missing link?) photos of Mr Chavtastic...How do they expect to be recruited as paid ambassadors for anything with this kind of tone deafness? Tone dumbness more like. ENOUGH NOW... Team Grrumpy@Miscanthus This may be my fave postIt's just all so...so...TRUE.
I do wonder if sometimes we (me mainly) are too harsh on her under the pretext of humour. But then I think actually none of it is fabricated or even highly exaggerated. She does and says all these things online of her own volition. So I conclude, why is it acceptable for Lydia to be an idiot but not for us to point it out???
It was on Lydiots insta stories hunPeppypoopar
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They just do their usual face f**king and boring content,It was on Lydiots insta stories hun
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