I’m just catching up on the old vloggy vlogs and found myself absolutely roaring with laughter at the segment about how Lidl was sitting next to someone at something and this someone didn’t give a hoot about being relatable … and this in turn has made our Lidl realise that she also doesn’t care a fig (an non-processed, unsulphured one) about being RELATABLE. In fact, she’s NEVER been about being relatable. She’s ALWAYS been better than us. In fact, even when she was living in her ex-council house, she STILL had Chanel handbags, so she did. So, SEE … she was NEVER like you and I. She has ALWAYS been one step ahead. Better, in fact. She’s NEVER been run of the mill. She’s ALWAYS been special. This is narcissism. She’s 100% obsessed with her own importance. She feels superior. Because she IS superior. And, my friends, it has ALWAYS been thus. She aims to be ‘aspirational’ so she does, but even if you try, you’ll NEVER catch up with her. It’s the TRYING to catch up with her that keeps us watching. We WANT to be her but we know we won’t quite get there. And that’s why she don’t try to be relatable, mate. But hey, it’s nice to have something to aim for ain’t it. Or… something like that.