Wishing you lovely people a happy and healthy 2024!! I stopped watching Lydia and the little man over two years ago now but you guys keep me up to date with her toot!! Love you all 
Lydia Millen #195 Girls just wanna have fun but I’ll spend Christmas wearing a greasy bun!
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HAPPY NEW YEAR! Lets hope it s a good one full of peace, love and joy. 
The Trombone of Truth Heralding Another Year Together…
Happy New Year, you glorious bunch, may 2024 bring all good things to you and yours 
Lydia Millen #196
A million robots did she buy - to start her New Year with a lie…
A million robots did she buy - to start her New Year with a lie…
Happy new year everyone! 
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xIt s bizarre how Alex behaved, she s supposed to be a professional. All the men in the prison should only ever be patients to her. Quite how her superiors will view what she did remainins to be seen, at the very best she could lose her job. Working for Miss Piggy must be hell, Alexs' confidence must be on the floor after a stint in the dark, dank bungalow.
Is this the Alex that does her make up? Or am I getting them mixed up?
Yes it is.
Is probably just as short as well
Little man thinks he’s Humphrey Bogart playing Rick in Casablanca leaning on that piano, play it again Sam lol xxx
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Happy New Year everyone, love you all xxxxx
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Happy New Year everyone, love you all xxxxx
She's putting face cream on her chest 
just buy some iridescent body cream. Also its 'I'm wearing Grandma's earrings' now.
just buy some iridescent body cream. Also its 'I'm wearing Grandma's earrings' now.
Grandma is probably rifling though her jewellery box, thinking ‘where the hell are my earrings?’She's putting face cream on her chest
“New Year pending”.
Couldn't he just say 'How exciting it’s nearly the New year - 10 mins to go' or something along those lines. Can he just sound human instead of like some try-hard fool.
Lets hope his new year resolution is to stop using words like "pending" and “timepiece” It’s just is another example of Ali and Lydia trying to use words that make them sound posh but doesn't fit or doesn’t make sense and sounds out of place.
He needs to ditch talking about fragrance, Daxons (dachshunds) and The Aston tooView attachment 2661474
“New Year pending”.
Couldn't he just say 'How exciting it’s nearly the New year - 10 mins to go' or something along those lines. Can he just sound human instead of like some try-hard fool.
Lets hope his new year resolution is to stop using words like "pending" and “timepiece” It’s just is another example of Ali and Lydia trying to use words that make them sound posh but doesn't fit or doesn’t make sense and sounds out of place.
...If he could also ditch the short long trousers, the ginger tweed, and FOREVER showing his wretched watch off too that would be a bonus...
Grandmas earrings look like they are made out of glass. Most likely from the Debenhams jewellery counter.She's putting face cream on her chest
Oh are the earrings from her dad's "posh" side of the family? The one related to the king?She's putting face cream on her chest
I can just imagine the drunken cackling... I wonder if Lydia knows the names of these ladies or just refers to them as Ali's friend's partner / gf / wife.
Overdressed as per usual. The huge earrings. The huge necklace. The frilly straps of the sequined dress. Fake boobs displaying the watford gap. Scraped backed dirty hair in a bun. So much going on and not in a good way.
Fashion Influencer my ass.
I wonder if Lydia knows the names of these ladies or just refers to them as Ali's friend's partner / gf / wife. 
Overdressed as per usual. The huge earrings. The huge necklace. The frilly straps of the sequined dress. Fake boobs displaying the watford gap. Scraped backed dirty hair in a bun. So much going on and not in a good way.
Fashion Influencer my ass.
The Day I Fell In The Piano...
As I stood there with nonchalance - leaning
The watch on my arm was on show
My trousers were short although I hadn’t bought
Very much of my outfit - you know
My jacket in white stood out well in the light
And my shoes were all polished and shiny
I could burst into song but that feeling felt wrong
Since my voice like my legs was quite tiny
The piano was grand - just the prop I had planned
It betrayed a fine, old money air
My hairline was weak so I gave it a tweak
That’s the problem with flown-away hair
The piano looked great, it felt like an old mate
As its yawning great lid opened wide
It was high and aloft when I suddenly coughed
And fell into the steely inside
The ivories tinkled, my fragrance was sprinkled
I started to panic and shout
I was trapped with no help, so I gave a great whelp
But I quite simply couldn’t get out
I felt such a twit, I gave up in a bit
An horribilis domini anno
I don’t want to fret, so please can we forget
The day I fell in the piano?
As I stood there with nonchalance - leaning
The watch on my arm was on show
My trousers were short although I hadn’t bought
Very much of my outfit - you know
My jacket in white stood out well in the light
And my shoes were all polished and shiny
I could burst into song but that feeling felt wrong
Since my voice like my legs was quite tiny
The piano was grand - just the prop I had planned
It betrayed a fine, old money air
My hairline was weak so I gave it a tweak
That’s the problem with flown-away hair
The piano looked great, it felt like an old mate
As its yawning great lid opened wide
It was high and aloft when I suddenly coughed
And fell into the steely inside
The ivories tinkled, my fragrance was sprinkled
I started to panic and shout
I was trapped with no help, so I gave a great whelp
But I quite simply couldn’t get out
I felt such a twit, I gave up in a bit
An horribilis domini anno
I don’t want to fret, so please can we forget
The day I fell in the piano?
From me certainly!Awwww thank you sweetheart, hope it was more giggles than shits
Hope everyone has an amazing 2024!
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