Lydia Millen #187 Luxury to minimalism, book cover plagiarism, even click bait can’t help your algorithm

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That nose is gravitating towards the chin!

 
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I don’t think that hat is sitting right somehow.
I’m pretty sure wearing a hat isn’t supposed to cause an eye injury. That hat’s not slightly angled it’s a downward slope. She never gets it right.
Also her face looks like she’s taking a crap. Sorry to be so crude but it does.

 
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Lydia's forgotten she has 'vault' for storing her clothes and bags, everything is now in 'storage'.
Not in the 'vault'.

Awww it's such a hard life keeping up with all the lies.
 
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Just come from seeing Laura Blair’s reel, (who I find cringy but follow as I appreciate her sheer confidence!) but now that’s how you wear a hat! The angle of it is and the hat isn’t wearing her if you know what I mean. She’s angular enough in the the face to pull it off. It looks modern and high fashion.

Lidl just completely misses the mark, the angle of the hat is wrong and to use her words is “not sympathetic” to her features. If anything wearing an angled hat like that strangely draws the attention to her nose?

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I think the issue is she’s got it tipped so low it pretty much covers her eye? Which then draws the attention to her nose which isn’t her best feature?
 
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Just saw her latest TikTok, when did she get the Anoushka earrings? Aren’t they the ones Ali said she would have to wait till Xmas for. She will definitely be getting an Hermes bag in Nata or mushroom next.
Something like Claire Chanelle's ... ???




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I'm only 5 minutes in and her and her editor have missed the December then I saw comments and was blown Away she is such a liar I had to comment
Rectumsmum has doxxed you in the comments.
She is obviously logged on to Tattle 24/7 monitoring our comments, I would even go as far as saying she stays up all night / early morning (she's in Australia) reading Lydia's thread Tattle and policing the vlog comments.
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This is sooo not graceful. Why not slow it down? It looks like she's running late to board second class on the Titanic.
Comment of the Month. (September, not December )

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My favourite era for the bunga was this era too.
I think it was when she was having her Restoration Hardware phase.
But it suited the property so much more, and I also feel it suited Lydia too. This faux period property era doesn't suit anything related to Lydia!
 
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Couple of points from the lady of the Manor stomp
1- her bun is too high for that hat, she needed a chignon
2- there is a nice line behind her ear where her make up ends & skin begins, blending is key
 
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Imagine thinking having to go to the garden centre and order produce labels were big things to do on your to do list. She acts like she's some sort of Edwardian Lady filling her day with mindless tasks. Her outfits are so horrific now, not fashionable or matching in some cases!
 
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Then she posts on her stories ‘Hello September’ … with yes, a stunning setting that DOES NOT even look like todays weather for the 1st of September but definitely a January morning. Lydia get your seasons correct… or your ‘evergreen’ seasons.
 
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I really hope that @Oops... is well and that Teddy is better.
Thank you my darling. Teddy is now a great deal better thank you so much! I am catching up with him . Sorry I have been AWOL but I am just SO disenfranchised with her whole fake persona that I just can’t at the moment. I can’t bear to even watch the vlogs any more as it’s just so full of utter rambling rubbish. Missing everyone here though xx.
 
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She spends most of her vlogs talking needlessly and boringly to the camera. It really is a yawn fest. Coupled with more and more dresses and unboxing. Cooking slop and cutting bloody cheese
 
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Sounds like Lydia fatigue, it gets to most of us in the end. Look how slow this thread Is moving, nothing to see here.
 
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Just a couple of observations from the latest shitshow.

1. I spotted what I call the "chicken rose" (La Vieille Ferme, what she wishes she lived on) on the table for their meal. This is a v cheap rose available for about £7 from any supermarket. I drink it so I'm not being a snob here but with all the pretentiousness of her table why on earth isn't she putting her rose in a wine carafe. SACRILEGE!

2. When showing the white swimsuit towards the end she says, and I quote: "I tried this on when I went to uh my Claire Mischevani uh fitting the other day and oh my gosh, there were so many items that I wanted, but this isn't actually in my size but I felt like I could make it work. This is an 8, they didn't have any 6s. I just went with the flow, so I'm going to try this on, see if it fits and yeah" So did you try it on or not? She can't even keep her story straight in a literal two minute chat to the camera for fucks sake!
Then a few seconds later she's got it on, it fits perfectly because she's an 8/10 NOT a 6. She says "It fits really really beautifully and it's actually super secure, comfortable, not too high legged, it's got really good bum coverage, very very happy with this" So it's fits, you're an 8, congratulations you imbecile.

Also, just a personal opinion but the Purdy outfit has got to be one of, if not THE worst outfit, I have ever seen her wear. It's a difficult choice between that and that god awful brown dress with the scenery on it. If I saw someone under 75 (no offense to anyone this age because I'm sure they dress better than Lydia) in either outfit anywhere in the world I would have a little chuckle. Just a friendly reminder you are 35 years old Lidl!!!

ETA: @Oops... so glad to see you back <3 @becky bloomwood we need another "Gate" to happen soon, and I have a feeling we won't be waiting long. Evergate is coming!
 
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It’s like watching old men in drag that walk in high heels like they’ve crapped themselves
Actually nothing wrong in that….I have just farted in front of the gardener…..an hour after eating and out it comes full pelt. This is probably affecting global warming more than my car exhaust. I know he clocked it and swiftly left. What can you do ? Anyway he repositioned my over large pot and I will post a pic soon for advice. Any trapped wind advice will also be appreciated.
 
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Laughing at Ali's new reel with her un-royal smugness and his shiny shoes. Can anyone post it, not sure how to!
 
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So happy to hear Teddy is doing better, I hope you are well too
 
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