Lydia Millen #17 another virus to contend with. Lydiot -19

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Georgeeee

How long before she cracks open the board games to convince us she's intelligent & doesn't need Carrie to teach her to chuck some oil on a courgette to bung in the oven? Picture the scene, an instagram shot of them playing 'grown up' Scrabble, & on zooming in you realise the board's full of 3 & 4 letter words
 
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Muff_Puff

I like how Ali has put Lumi before his wife in the caption.

Also, isn't it about time they renamed the lumiandlynxbengal profile?
Maybe they will when the new puppy arrives.
(I feel sorry for the puppy already!)

 
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Hunevoque2

TescoSainsburys said:
She isn’t getting a puppy is she?
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Let’s hope not, she would never be ale to train it! The poor thing would Poo all over the floor, wee on the carpets, rip the furniture de pieces, break it’s back on all the stairs and end up living in the shed! Or she will carrie, Dave to do the dirty work!
 
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Georgeeee

I heard she was considering getting a thauthage (sausage) dog. Then, on seeing her favourite tattler has a really cute one, she decided she's definitely getting one.
 
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PixelGirl

Georgeeee said:
I heard she was considering getting a thauthage (sausage) dog. Then, on seeing her favourite tattler has a really cute one, she decided she's definitely getting one.
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She's like a walking, talking, breathing photocopier! Not capable of original thought, only capable of copying whatever is put before it.
 
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Muff_Puff

Her trotters don't fit in ANY of her shoes!





 
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happyforest

Her birthday is coming up. She's dropping hints all over SM that she wants a dachshund. My bet is it's already in the works (likely kindly gifted). Fresh content for unoriginal vanilla Lydia, and another poor, innocent, animal to neglect (RIP Lynx).

Lumi will be incandescent with rage.
 
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Muff_Puff

Ali will love the puppy more than his wife and this will make Lidl jealous as hell.

She's already jealous of the special bond Ali and Lumi have.

 
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Georgeeee

Nuts. The bored, spoilt child wants a new toy because she lost (killed) her last one. Like f*ck would she be begging a free dog if there were still 2 cats under her (one storey) roof.

As much as I don't wish a poor animal to be subjected to these two twat's ignorance & neglect, the idea of a weeks serious chewing up & pissing/shitting on all her free furniture & belongings is ever so appealing.
 
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Hunevoque2

Sausage dogs hate cats! And that are absolute terrors, difficult to educate, cheeky, abusive, the biggest rascals out there! Good luck lidl, the little thing will dominate you completely (says the dachshund lover)!
 
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PixelGirl

Just imagine a puppy though, all those handbags and shoes to chew! Twitter will be on fire with her 'woe is me' cries!
 
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Peppypoopar

Just seen Laura Blair has the corona virus watched her Instagram post on her feed, she was an athlete and dancer so has healthy strong lungs but she is suffering badly, hopefully slowly getting better now. She said she hasn't been out for weeks so thinks she picked it up from a package. Lydiot take note and stop ordering things you don't need and stop putting your 'staff' in danger.

 
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beahunny

This is advice from a medical doctor on how to decontaminate items brought into your home.
 
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