Lydia Millen #17 another virus to contend with. Lydiot -19

Georgeeee · Mar 28, 2020

How long before she cracks open the board games to convince us she's intelligent & doesn't need Carrie to teach her to chuck some oil on a courgette to bung in the oven? Picture the scene, an instagram shot of them playing 'grown up' Scrabble, & on zooming in you realise the board's full of 3 & 4 letter words

Muff_Puff · Mar 28, 2020

I like how Ali has put Lumi before his wife in the caption.

Also, isn't it about time they renamed the lumiandlynxbengal profile?
Maybe they will when the new puppy arrives.
(I feel sorry for the puppy already!)

CBo · Mar 28, 2020

Muff_Puff said:
Here I am with my dodgy photoshop, just to prove your point.

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Brilliant! Your Photoshop looks more realistic than the efforts in her picture. Half of her left knee has been cut off, the outlines are horrendous and her right thigh is twice the length of her calf

TescoSainsburys · Mar 28, 2020

Muff_Puff said:
I like how Ali has put Lumi before his wife in the caption.

Also, isn't it about time they renamed the lumiandlynxbengal profile?
Maybe they will when the new puppy arrives.
(I feel sorry for the puppy already!)

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She isn’t getting a puppy is she?

Hunevoque2 · Mar 28, 2020

TescoSainsburys said:
She isn’t getting a puppy is she?

Let’s hope not, she would never be ale to train it! The poor thing would Poo

all over the floor, wee on the carpets, rip the furniture de pieces, break it’s back on all the stairs and end up living in the shed! Or she will carrie, Dave to do the dirty work!

Georgeeee · Mar 28, 2020

Hunevoque2 said:
Let’s hope not, she would never be ale to train it! The poor thing would Poo all over the floor, wee on the carpets, rip the furniture de pieces, break it’s back on all the stairs and end up living in the shed! Or she will carrie, Dave to do the dirty work!

I heard she was considering getting a thauthage (sausage) dog. Then, on seeing her favourite tattler has a really cute one, she decided she's definitely getting one.

Muff_Puff · Mar 28, 2020

TescoSainsburys said:
She isn’t getting a puppy is she?

She wants one, according to her Twitter.

PixelGirl · Mar 28, 2020

Georgeeee said:
I heard she was considering getting a thauthage (sausage) dog. Then, on seeing her favourite tattler has a really cute one, she decided she's definitely getting one.

She's like a walking, talking, breathing photocopier! Not capable of original thought, only capable of copying whatever is put before it.

Hunevoque2 · Mar 28, 2020

PixelGirl said:
She's like a walking, talking, breathing photocopier! Not capable of original thought, only capable of copying whatever is put before it.

I think my photocopier is brighter than her and far more able.

Muff_Puff said:
She wants one, according to her Twitter.

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Maybe she was talking about some other sausage!

Muff_Puff · Mar 28, 2020

Nevi_M said:
She likes shoes so much but doesn't even know her own freaking shoe size. Or she does, but she buys them a couple of sizes smaller than her man size so that she has a better chance of selling them at a better price on her depop. Her toes always look so crammed, or her heels look like they are hanging off of the edge in every picture.

Her trotters don't fit in ANY of her shoes!

happyforest · Mar 28, 2020

Her birthday is coming up. She's dropping hints all over SM that she wants a dachshund. My bet is it's already in the works (likely kindly gifted). Fresh content for unoriginal vanilla Lydia, and another poor, innocent, animal to neglect (RIP Lynx).

Lumi will be incandescent with rage.

Muff_Puff · Mar 28, 2020

Ali will love the puppy more than his wife and this will make Lidl jealous as hell.

She's already jealous of the special bond Ali and Lumi have.

Georgeeee · Mar 28, 2020

happyforest said:
Her birthday is coming up. She's dropping hints all over SM that she wants a dachshund. My bet is it's already in the works (likely kindly gifted). Fresh content for unoriginal vanilla Lydia, and another poor, innocent, animal to neglect (RIP Lynx).
Lumi will be incandescent with rage.

Nuts. The bored, spoilt child wants a new toy because she lost (killed) her last one. Like f*ck would she be begging a free dog if there were still 2 cats under her (one storey) roof.

As much as I don't wish a poor animal to be subjected to these two twit's ignorance & neglect, the idea of a weeks serious chewing up & pissing/shitting on all her free furniture & belongings is ever so appealing.

Hunevoque2 · Mar 28, 2020

Sausage dogs hate cats! And that are absolute terrors, difficult to educate, cheeky, abusive, the biggest rascals out there! Good luck lidl, the little thing will dominate you completely (says the dachshund lover)!

Georgeeee · Mar 28, 2020

Muff_Puff said:
Ali will love the puppy more than his wife and this will make Lidl jealous as hell.

She's already jealous of the special bond Ali and Lumi have.

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Plot twist; jealous of Ali's incessant stroking of 'son' affiliate lynx, insecure & never-touched by her husbands' hands-lydl, took out the competition.

PixelGirl · Mar 28, 2020

Just imagine a puppy though, all those handbags and shoes to chew! Twitter will be on fire with her 'woe is me' cries!

Sidhe13 · Mar 28, 2020

Wazabi said:
Lydia be like "let's post horrendous outfits so people won't notice my even more horrendous face"
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She resembles dearly-departed Lynx in these:

Wophie · Mar 28, 2020

Muff_Puff said:
Her trotters don't fit in ANY of her shoes!

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That tan line on the first picture

Peppypoopar · Mar 28, 2020

Just seen Laura Blair has the corona virus

watched her Instagram post on her feed, she was an athlete and dancer so has healthy strong lungs but she is suffering badly, hopefully slowly getting better now. She said she hasn't been out for weeks so thinks she picked it up from a package. Lydiot take note and stop ordering things you don't need and stop putting your 'staff' in danger.

Peppypoopar said:
Just seen Laura Blair has the corona virus watched her Instagram post on her feed, she was an athlete and dancer so has healthy strong lungs but she is suffering badly, hopefully slowly getting better now. She said she hasn't been out for weeks so thinks she picked it up from a package. Lydiot take note and stop ordering things you don't need and stop putting your 'staff' in danger.

beahunny · Mar 28, 2020

Peppypoopar said:
Just seen Laura Blair has the corona virus watched her Instagram post on her feed, she was an athlete and dancer so has healthy strong lungs but she is suffering badly, hopefully slowly getting better now. She said she hasn't been out for weeks so thinks she picked it up from a package. Lydiot take note and stop ordering things you don't need and stop putting your 'staff' in danger.

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This is advice from a medical doctor on how to decontaminate items brought into your home.