Did that LA Girl go to Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeon? SheeshCongratulations to @Sophie (with help from @happyforest) for the thread title, which received 35 votes.
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As we effortlessly style our Pre Spring outfit we pause to extend our wooden legs and point our toes, while we consider how to add a "hint of intrigue" to our lewk...
* Lidl styled her Valentine's Day gift of a Hermès vintage scarf, which she tied around a "nonchalant" messy pony tail, with a thin cotton white dress, bare legs and Manolo flats. It's February!
* Valentine's Day with the MGs was "low key" this year. Wait...what....? It's never low key when you are an influencer! Tell us you have no invites without telling us...
* Lidl and Ali went to Marseille with L'Artisan Parfumeur and a load of unknown bloggers, but failed to show the perfume.
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* To travel she wore white jeans, Manolo flats, her Emilia Wickstead coat and a woolly scarf. Winter on top, Summer below.
* We want to rip the beaten up Manolos off her trotters. As for the coat, borrow one off Josie, she has hundreds. Oh, wait...
* Ali said they went to a art class. An 'n' would help you articulate, Ali love.
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* They extended their stay to travel along the coast to Cannes so that Lidl could meet with new bestie Lauren, The l.a. way.
* It was the War of the Noses....non surgical or surgical...you decide...
* Lauren took them to the airport. She wanted to make sure they left the country.
* On her return Lidl had a 3 hour meeting at Farmhouse. She was fragile from the trip and cried.
* Lidl has nothing going on, so was watering the greenhouse table while flogging a HC gilet.
* She's busy with a "personal financial project". Oh, you mean you are paying for something with your own money, Lidl?
* We discussed whether Lidl should have cooked for Ali when he'd been out all day. Then we decided he was just posing with his briefcase in the doorway.
* Her honest review of the Dyson Airwrap is that it was a "ball ache". Classy!
* Our honest review of Lidl is she's a lazy bitch! We can do classy too!
* Lidl has a "strong moral compass" when it comes to business...*cough* Boohoo *cough* Amazon.....but she's clearly thinkssomebodyJosie/Holland Cooper doesn't...
* Our home loving Lidl spent £4k on a set of Rimowa luggage that her weak wrists won't allow her to lift.
* We discussed fake Hermès bags, etsy replicas and lateness....it was more interesting than the MGs.
In other news
* Teeny tiny Ali lost the last 2 years 'Business', 'Personal' and 'Assets' computer files. He deleted them, emptied the trash and expected them to still be there.
* Ali is busy dressing his shed, styling a basic grey hoodie and cooking dinner.
* Vic threw shade at Lidl when she said she won't be redecorating for the sake of content...
* Vic has a new apartment in Manchester, an interior designer, a Birkin, a new car and she still gave 20k to charity.
* Vic is at NYFW. Lidl is wearing florals for spring. Groundbreaking.
* Vic went to the Rodarte show with Dyson
* Grossie's garden was featured in House and Garden magazine by George Smith furniture.
* Congratulations to our @Ms.Chanandler Bong on her wedding on February 25th.
I was just waiting for that hairdryer to go BANG!!!I have to bid mon dieu now - was a bit chilly, not gonna lie, but put on my inntimisssimmeeee set and now have my other half, in his boxers, blow drying my toes under the duvet to warm me up....(Poor ol Aldi..!)
I was just waiting for that hairdryer to go BANG!!!
She shows no wish to ever be a culture vulture or even show any curiosity for her surroundings. All she seems interested in is a mirror and an echo chamber and accessories. If it’s not to do with her or if it’s not about her then it’s of no interest to her. My teachers would have called her a deliberate dullard and naturally lazy. There was clearly little cultural stimulus as she was growing up. This is also reflected in her unsophisticated palette…She did get freebies from Lauren’s brand, Aavelle. Multilples already, and of course, undisclosed ads.
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As a side note, did anyone get the sense that when she arrived at the hotel paid by the perfume company at the beginning of her latest blog, she was so unimpressed about the room, its size, decor, etc. that, in the next edit cut she explained how there had been a ‘mix up‘;with her lodgings, and now they were in their new upgraded rooftop larger room with a terrace sort of additional space. Bet everything that she smugly complained to the company team and demanded the best room and kicked out whoever had been previously assigned such better room. Her condescending and anger refraining look when in the 1st room while also while explaining the ‘mix up’ when arriving at the 2nd room gave her away.
She absolutely hated that trip altogether cos, even in her extra day, she had to hole up in a standard hotel in Cannes (she was paying, hence, no luxe then), while Lauren in comparison was at The Martinez that is and has been for decades, together with the Carlton, the two best 5* hotels in Cannes. And then had to at least buy some RL, even though she stated it was from Polo, the cheaper brand, cos nothing else suited her. And then to have the nerve to state that Cannes is not her sort of place. No wonder, hun, you had to pay for the cheap stuff there, while Lauren paid her luxe way and you sure don’t like that, so let’s just bash the whole city of Cannes. Triggered me so much cos I spent my teenage summers at the Collège International des Cannes and it is such a gorgeous city. She didn’t even recognize La Croisette, so famous for shoots while the Cannes Film Festival is on and she merely mentioned it as the ‘high street’. She is insufferable, and no wish to fill up on her void of culture. Also, angered unless it’s a freebie that she can brag it’s luxury. She is not even happy with a standard freebie, this girl.
Doesn’t she usually get her RL from the outlets? And she usually buy Polo RL because the Collection shirts don’t have the pony logo on them, just a purple label insideShe did get freebies from Lauren’s brand, Aavelle. Multilples already, and of course, undisclosed ads.
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As a side note, did anyone get the sense that when she arrived at the hotel paid by the perfume company at the beginning of her latest blog, she was so unimpressed about the room, its size, decor, etc. that, in the next edit cut she explained how there had been a ‘mix up‘;with her lodgings, and now they were in their new upgraded rooftop larger room with a terrace sort of additional space. Bet everything that she smugly complained to the company team and demanded the best room and kicked out whoever had been previously assigned such better room. Her condescending and anger refraining look when in the 1st room while also while explaining the ‘mix up’ when arriving at the 2nd room gave her away.
She absolutely hated that trip altogether cos, even in her extra day, she had to hole up in a standard hotel in Cannes (she was paying, hence, no luxe then), while Lauren in comparison was at The Martinez that is and has been for decades, together with the Carlton, the two best 5* hotels in Cannes. And then had to at least buy some RL, even though she stated it was from Polo, the cheaper brand, cos nothing else suited her. And then to have the nerve to state that Cannes is not her sort of place. No wonder, hun, you had to pay for the cheap stuff there, while Lauren paid her luxe way and you sure don’t like that, so let’s just bash the whole city of Cannes. Triggered me so much cos I spent my teenage summers at the Collège International des Cannes and it is such a gorgeous city. She didn’t even recognize La Croisette, so famous for shoots while the Cannes Film Festival is on and she merely mentioned it as the ‘high street’. She is insufferable, and no wish to fill up on her void of culture. Also, angered unless it’s a freebie that she can brag it’s luxury. She is not even happy with a standard freebie, this girl.
On her thread someone was saying that the nose is real?! That in her childhood pics it looks upturned like that as well. I find that so hard to believeDid that LA Girl go to Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeon? Sheesh
Certainly looks like it!Did that LA Girl go to Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeon? Sheesh
On her thread there are before pics....doesn't look the same to me.On her thread someone was saying that the nose is real?! That in her childhood pics it looks upturned like that as well. I find that so hard to believe
Why does she not use shoe bags when packing her suitcase?!I’m not sure she mentioned it - I think she just filmed the inappropriate Louboutins in her case in a sweeping shot prior to closing her cases. She is a completely clueless packer. View attachment 1968211
She’s never been taught how to do anything correctly. To her, the quickest way to do something is the correct way. Also, she doesn’t seem to look after anything. The shoes packed the way she packed them is perfect insight into her mindset. I’m not sure she ever packs for herself anyway. There’s an art to packing - ask @Miscanthus, she’ll vouch for thatWhy does she not use shoe bags when packing her suitcase?!
Have you seen this tik tok? She's clearly in the store, with an SA, with that bag.I think the tan Birkin is fake because in her video of going to Hermes, she never shows them showing her or giving her the bag. Why wouldn't she show that unless she was buying something else that day or declining something they offered her that she didn't want?
Waaaaaaaaow.I’m not sure she mentioned it - I think she just filmed the inappropriate Louboutins in her case in a sweeping shot prior to closing her cases. She is a completely clueless packer. View attachment 1968211
Absolute truth hahaShe’s never been taught how to do anything correctly. To her, the quickest way to do something is the correct way. Also, she doesn’t seem to look after anything. The shoes packed the way she packed them is perfect insight into her mindset. I’m not sure she ever packs for herself anyway. There’s an art to packing - ask @Miscanthus, she’ll vouch for that
I’m slightly behind on this thread so apologies if this has been mentioned - but I can’t find fakebirkinslayer on Instagram and I need to see the bags!! Thank you muchlyLydia must be the only influencer who goes on a brand trip to another country for two whole days and only brings one pair of shoes, the one she has on. Even I, a normal person who is not an influencer, always brings an extra pair when I go away. And anyway, the only honest thing that she said in the last blog is that she had to sell almost all her other bags and shoes so that she can purchase her Hermés accessories, which she wears again and again.
And talking of Hermés, if you are not already following 'fakebirkinslayer' on Instagram then you are missing out. The amount of fake Birkins and Kellys being flaunted by influencers and celebrities is astonishing. No wonder everyone on Instagram suddenly has these bags, including major names with millions of followers. At this point, even if I am shitting money, I can never buy a Kelly or a Birkin. The exposé he is doing is mind blowing. Even well known Hermés collectors have fakes mixed in with the real bags. And the fakes are so good that you can't even tell the difference. And what some influencers do is that they get a real bag from a store/reseller, unboxes it and films the entire experience so that followers know that the bag is genuine, proceeds to sell the real bag to another reseller, and then replace the exact same with a fake. Voilá! No money lost while fooling everyone and bragging to followers about how rich they are.
Another method is to first get really good fakes, then slowly replace them with the real bags as times goes. We have all suspected that Lydia does this. I believe that some of the bags and accessories she now owns are genuine but with some fakes thrown in
I can't even with this human being. There is something desperately and instrinsically wrong with her. I do note, however, she has learnt to hold the glass by the stem. Next step try not to be an alsatian at the dinner table. No one is going to steal your plate or pinch a chip. Slow down afghan hound.Have you seen this tik tok? She's clearly in the store, with an SA, with that bag.
Yes you’re right. She doesn’t take care of her things regardless of what they are. I always pack using two shoe bags -one for each shoe so they don’t get damaged in one bag.She’s never been taught how to do anything correctly. To her, the quickest way to do something is the correct way. Also, she doesn’t seem to look after anything. The shoes packed the way she packed them is perfect insight into her mindset. I’m not sure she ever packs for herself anyway. There’s an art to packing - ask @Miscanthus, she’ll vouch for that
Take a look at post #46 on this thread.I’m slightly behind on this thread so apologies if this has been mentioned - but I can’t find fakebirkinslayer on Instagram and I need to see the bags!! Thank you muchly
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