I can’t wait for the family coat of arms next to top it all off!!!!
I can’t wait for the family coat of arms next to top it all off!!!!It seems @ilikenailpolish called it … we have a ‘croquet’ lawn going in at the Bungalow of Doom!
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PS: Jinx, @Namima - you’re too quick!
Don’t give her ideas!I can’t wait for the family coat of arms next to top it all off!!!!
They will just put signs up…How are they going to keep the dogs off the croquet lawn ….
I think we should run a competition on the next thread for the best design of the Millen-Gordon coat of armsI can’t wait for the family coat of arms next to top it all off!!!!
I think we should run a competition on the next thread for the best design of the Millen-Gordon coat of arms
Some sort of canopy trees are going there… in lieu of an umbrella for the table. You know because she couldn’t possibly have gotten a table with an umbrella hole.What is the hole in the patio for - is it another fire pit going in there?
She's not posted anything yet today busy Monday??
She will claim she’s 100% Scottish with her own tartanI can’t wait for the family coat of arms next to top it all off!!!!
The crab apples will be for the birds maybe? Lumi will be pleased…(They will last for one season and predictably, she won’t like the look of them and she will style them out and better looking apple trees will appear the following season…)🥱Some sort of canopy trees are going there… in lieu of an umbrella for the table. You know because she couldn’t possibly have gotten a table with an umbrella hole.
did she say crab apple trees? If so those are terribly messy!
Flakwatch?She will claim she’s 100% Scottish with her own tartan
That’s all it takes? Easy peasey!I am surprised she doesn’t have shoes for driving in only. A holder for her car keys. A fender around her fire place. An old fashioned door bell. Skiing in January. Has she even been on a private aeroplane yet? I remember martine mccutcheon (from eastenders) saying you know you have made it in life when all your beddding is Ralph Lauren lol
Black crotchShe will claim she’s 100% Scottish with her own tartan
Flakcrotch? or Black Flakcrotch that’s a nice tartan…Black crotch
Of course I’ll give her ideas - Non Sequitur In Situ would make a fantastic Latin family motto - no age old heritage family can do without a Latin motto!!!Don’t give her ideas!
What a great idea @Wophie! I so wanted to suggest this toooooo, except I was worried it would truly give her ideas
My entry for ‘The Coats Of Arms Competition’.
Bet you a Lion en Passant I don’t flippin’ win
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