Can I just say how disingenious she was being about the whole repeating over and over about how "the house is just not meant to be ....we need to organise ourselves better ....managing (the audience's) expectations ....learning lessons together blah blah bloody blah".
You can see how badly it burns her that she couldn't get it ... it's like a restrained spoilt brat pursing and grinding her mouth whilst speaking. It shows so badly how much she is annoyed but she has to contain it and come across so humble it bloody kills her deep down.
And the full on switch from digesting her irritation to being so happy and bubbly in 2 nanoseconds ..... freak! That's some serious multiple personality disorder right there ... it's almost unnerving to watch.
The Jackets are not tailored ... they don't fit on the arms or around her waist .. and this innept way she scrunches up the sleeves and has to bloody garrot every coat and jacket with a bloody belt is getting so old now ...It ruins and ruffles the whole shape of every
..single..
thing ..
she owns!
But "it's giving old school Dior vibes" .. oh do fuck off as Dior said goodbye to you loooong ago hun.
I can't deal with how dirty they both are .. He comes out with indoor slippers in the dirty wet garden and enevitably goes back into the house with them on .. FFS .. it's like 2 kids playing house!
And what a pretentious little Sir our Aldi has become thatnks to his lovely wife with his analogy of the walls in "Affluent areas of London". Mate ..give me a break as your house wouldn't even buy a studio flat in London ... piss off with your very high opionion of your illiterate self ... (failed electrician and fitness influencer .. I say no more!)
The screaming at the dogs ..... I won't say anything that hasnt already been said here but bitch close the doors next time .. twat!
But the thing that made me guffaw at the end was her "Rose Dewitt Bukator" speech about getting on the steamer train at Christmas with her LV trunk ....... she has now regressed to wanting to be in Titanic ......god I can only wish .... it sank!