What a complete and utter shit show again ... and again and again ... it is always the same ... "hmm let's redo the bungalow that will give me content for another few months".
Beams in an already low loft space said no one!
Carport and yet another fucking office attached to the house .. can't wait to see you get planning for that ... what will the neighbours say??
Yet another broken toilet in a house full of broken toilets and dreams ... but buy a new Hermes .. priorities remember!!!
Dee is leaving ..no more £100 smelly espadrilles or £1 wallclocks for a while Tattlers.
"Club room" ... oh do spare me your pretentiousness you prat! It looks like a seedy gentlemans club and always will no matter how many faux libraries and wine coolers you put in there.
The haul was just standard desperation and a severe case of "material things make me swo swo happweeey".
The only thing I got from this was how desperate for attention one can actually be. Most people would just silently redo their home and show you once plans etc are all done .. not this one .. lets build the suspense and make any old shit up to get back my views and subs.... it's so transparently beggy it's actually cringeworthy.
The whole thing was actually awful as usual .. but hey why change the habit of a lifetime ..atleast you are good at something lovelyx