Lunatics #5

[ThisishowIlivenow]

I'm glad my flounce lasted all of 2 seconds 🫶
Love yous so I do.
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[Lizzy 93]

So I’ve categorised mine into my top 3 of my preferences (sllllaaaggg)

1.Mixed
Lewis Hamilton
Kyle Walker (I said what I said) WTF ????????
Warrick Brown from CSI (Gary Dourdan) before or after the drugs ? If before he can stay

2. Black (IYKYK)
Charles Venn (casualty)
Jamie Foxx
Idris Elba

3 White
Mark Wahlberg
Chris Hemsworth (as Thor)
Jeremy Wade (River Monsters) (You are not alone @Jolie1988)

I’ve edited it
I’m fukin disgusted
Literally could vomit
I wish I was Scottish so I could say boak properly
Dunno how to fit it in this sentence
I don’t mean to shame you but I’m in SHOCKKK

open for correction

Sent from disbelief

 

[OGJessicaFletcher]

Yes Please

 

[lookwhatthecatdraggedin1]

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That is all.

Me on Insta vs
Me spotted at Asda

 

[wilbz90]

Happy Sunday off to murder some space cakes x

I love Amsterdam. I once got so zooted I sat on the edge of a canal and dropped my whole bag in whilst eating crisps cause I got the munchies.
Have fun

 

[Lizzy 93]

I can confirm no hanky panky tonight, he’s currently snoring his head off , was supping on tinnies all day watching footy and the snooker and he looks a bit stinky , always tomorrow

Wasn’t part of the plan today

 

[LittleOne27]

I love this little Tattle promenade of everything we have here. You girls have been bloody lovely and offer the best advice, delivered with humour, kindness and a sprinkling of slut.
Must be gutting to not be able to share like we do here

It’s great therapy getting advice from you guys no judgement

 

[Lottiew1]

On the fukin phone wanna watch it with sound
She’s breaking a big sweat there x
Bet becki is off the chart… diabetes and high blood pressure

She's definitely got sleep apnea her snoring must be off the charts!

 

[Lizzy 93]

You just love a truncheon don't we all dear

 

[sadstateofaffairs]

I’m in a complete stinker of a mood, maybe why I’m angry posting a bit much on the GS thread I have this rage about a situation in my RL and it’s been here all day

Hope you’re okay @scotall and know we are all here for you

Which loons are on the drink then? x

 

[Lottiew1]

Well the weather is ok here not beer garden weather though so the sitting room will have to do! Baby & gf have gone home for how long we don't know.
My dad has met up with child 2 to bollock him about his awful behaviour to me & his dad. Hopefully that has done the trick but who knows he's a puppet on a sting atm.

I'm on the hoy now cheers to you all

 

[lookwhatthecatdraggedin1]

On the fukin phone wanna watch it with sound
She’s breaking a big sweat there x
Bet becki is off the chart… diabetes and high blood pressure

I couldn’t imagine living her life being a virgin in me 30s living with me mum dad and half dead dog and spending me life eating chippys on tik tok, tragic

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Not my bag but hey some people love it! There's not enough talc in the world to get my knockers in rubber

Used to have a mate with a right dodgy dad who had his own latex clothing range. He asked all her mates BUT me to model the clothes for his website. I was half relieved but half raging I was the only one deemed not fit enough to model his rubber clothing.

 

[Jolie1988]

I’m in a complete stinker of a mood, maybe why I’m angry posting a bit much on the GS thread I have this rage about a situation in my RL and it’s been here all day

Hope you’re okay @scotall and know we are all here for you

Which loons are on the drink then? x

Awww let it all out.

Na am on the coke zero tonight x

 

[TheMogadon]

Lads I’m not doing very well with trying to behave less like a psycho. Was feeling shite all day yesterday with a horrible earache.

Fell out with Mr Mog cause he’s a cunt and couldn’t be arsed cooking him dinner. Ordered from a new place, hour and a half after we ordered I tell him just to fucking phone them and turns out the order from the website never made it to their restaurant.

It’s half 9 by this point and it took them another fucking hour to get the food to us. So naturally I was fit to be tied and then just before I went up to bed he broke the kitchen drawer I keep my plates and stuff in.

Oh no wait, he didn’t break it it just “came off” in his hands. Must’ve been the fucking kitchen breaking fairies. So I grabbed a pile of plates and smashed them on the floor and told him “there you go. Doesn’t matter now we’ve no fucking plates to put in the drawer anyway”. Then fucked off to bed.
Fuming.

 

[OGJessicaFletcher]

I’ve voted twice
3 when i just lay there and let out the odd moan CBA
off the scale for occasional time i make an effort

I didn’t know you could vote twice
The majority of the time off the chart on a bad day a one,
I don’t even open my eyelids & whisper hurry up

 

[Jellybean093]

So I have a situation with my bf's friends partner, we don't speak at all and she has me blocked on all social media.
They're getting married this year and I have been invited.
What would you all do? Go or decline?
(I have already made my decision but i'm curious what you would all do)

Wear white

Weird that she has blocked you and invited you to the wedding. People are odd. Is it a close friend? Will he be going?

 

[Jolie1988]

I've been to a few concerts recently before my op and I don't have pip or dla even though I could claim it but I have found contacting venues before visiting they are very accommodating I explain I have a very invisible disability where I have an ileostomy bag and I can't stand up still for long as it pulls on my stomach muscles. I can walk and move around but standing waiting in queues hurts me. It's always worth contacting venues explaining even if you don't have a drs note. Dunno if that helps anyone but wanted to share xx

 

[Blondetech]

Omg stay strong no idea what to say but we are with you xxxx

Oh Luce.
I don’t know you IRL but I know that you are a great mom who always puts her kids first and would fight tooth and nail for them
You are funny AS FUCK , strong, fierce and kind
And you WILL get through this
Sending you

 

[justhereforanoseylike]

Hello gang. Not read through but seen i been tagged a few times. Currently going through the most traumatic time of my life. Had a serious FALSE accusation made about me and my whole life is crumbling to bits rn. Once my name is cleared I will go into the ins and outs. I know we don't know each other in RL but I hope u guys know I'm not what I'm being made out to be. Feel very frightened and alone.

Omg stay strong no idea what to say but we are with you xxxx