Luke Catleugh

[EmJane86]

I'm wondering why they didn't wait until after they moved to get a new dining set. Seems like such a hassle

Because every video he has made since Christmas has been about pasta, so he needed something else to talk about

 

[StephenTJackson]

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omg he is such a knob , proper loves himself doesn’t he !

When you consider him objectively, he should be an attractive guy. In decent shape, takes pride in his appearance, well groomed, makes an effort with his outfits etc. But actually he tries so hard, everything seems too forced and like he is trying to be pretentious or stylish or whatever, nothing feels natural and comfortable. Add in his narcissism and he actually adds up to being quite an unattractive man.

 

[Goagirl]

Having watched today's sob story you tube vid, I'm wondering if Zara's backed out of buying with Him
She's bound to meet someone soon, if She hasn't already, n won't want to buy with him !

I can see a huge falling out between them at some point tbh

Me too

 

[Booington]

I do sub to his channel but don’t watch every vlog, I like the way he films and the way he cooks but he is very self absorbed and (to me) an example of how unworldly yet worldly you can be at that age. He thinks hes smarter than he is, although I admire the way he just gives things a go.
i cringe sometimes at how he pronounces things, he said recently “EPI TOME’ when what he actually meant was epitome.
Zara gets a lot of love from the channels fans but I bet she’s a massive bitch.

 

[Palmtrees]

He justifies his travelling around the last few years by saying he is exposed so much to covid in London anyway that he might as well travel abroad. He would be off like a flash wherever in England he lived can't get in the way of his lifestyle.

Yes and don’t forget “going to Hamburg for work” - was that not during the pandemic ? His work is hardly classed as “essential” !

 

[Champagne&Chocolate]

I've just seen his new video and it is a classic case of 'counting your chickens before they hatch.' That said, I do understand his frustrations with the housing market and the pressure from trying to get away from renting.
If I were him and Zara, I would consider getting a short-term lease in an area that they want to live in. It allows them to see if they like the area and it also gives Zara a chance to realise how draining and soul-sucking a long commute actually is.

 

[holden9]

Kitchen island was needed to store more junk. He's outta his mind! As usual, Zara had no input in his dumb decisions

The new art is atrocious. He'll buy just about anything to fill his student house gallery wall!

 

[Grendels mother]

Todays vlog. What a load of old toot he buys. Knackered old books just for the ‘aesthetic’ etc. I wonder what Zara thinks when she walks through the door and sees another faded old picture for a ‘gallery wall’, earthenware pot/jug and a few old books for stylin’ for the gram.

 

[holden9]

Exactly! It is NOT normal to be painting multiple times a year, rented flat or not. That apartment has layers of paint thanks to that wanker! Not to mention how much VOCs (harmful chemicals) they're breathing in

 

[AngryBird]

He is a very arrogant asshole. So is she. I unfollowed when they went to Greece. Had to have a holiday and help spread this disease about. Selfish and self entitled. I can't bear to look at his smug face.

 

[Adcs813]

What p&+£es me off about Luke is that all through lockdown he has spoken with an air of authority about people sticking to it etc in such a patronising tone...and then this...

 

[jkc99]

Anyone seen his recent story on insta?
Where he found it hilarious he caught the moment he dropped his sandwich, camera and bag because of the wind…. You don’t even see anything

also his story everyday ffs
Good morning etc …. Does anyone care
He seems to have the same day all the time

 

[missCee]

I unfollowed him ages ago, I still have a nosey sometime, I see he is still burning food.

As for his flat mate, her make up is atrocious, if they are such good friends why doesn’t he tell her that her make up is so bad.

Of course he has many life time experiences at his age that allows him to think he is the bees knees.

 

[gbg414]

He looks brilliant in Hello Mag what a great achievement

Yes, it really is an achievement for such a mediocre content creator to be noticed by any publication

 

[Grendels mother]

New vlog…same old content.
Luke cookin’ pasta/ risotto.
Luke walkin’ the dog/s
Luke makin’ coffee
Luke tidyin’ a kitchen cupboard.
And an orange faced Zara making a guest appearance.
Rinse and repeat.

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

MoTheHo always brings drama! I never used to think it was Luke, but I do now lol

Either Luke or Zara but I think Luke probably because in public he has referred to Zara as a Ho and the first time I came across the MotherHo account was around 2am at the same time Luke had posted stories on insta and he kept posting on here at the same.time as stories for a while. I checked few times to see if I was right before posting on here to see if I was right and was.

 

[Greenlentils]

Watched the dramatic house announcement video finally.

Ridiculous! Can’t believe he almost cries at one point.

When he talks about seeing people at the moment losing out to cash buyers and property investors? That’s not a new thing or a current time specific thing Luke? He’s clueless.

Can‘t believe after that whole performance, he says he’s still aiming to buy next year. Not much will change for them by then. I just honestly think they haven’t decided or there have been big arguments.

Even if they overpaid, it’s not a problem if they were planning to stay in the property for a while but clearly that’s not on the cards.

I lost it when he talks about being excited for moving to learn skills like tiling, wallpapering, talking to architects and using fabric. Jesus Christ.

 

[Greenlentils]

He sounds and looks like a middle class geordie cosplaying as Alfie Deyes circa the 'I am not a Tory' era

 

[AngryBird]

Lordy, all those two do when out is take pictures of boring shirts on each other, eat big lunches and sniff candles .

 

[disneys]

Has anyone else noticed how, Luke talks to Zara as if she’s a 6 year old child? Especially when she bakes, he tries to think he’s Paul Hollywood!

I came here to say the same about what he said about her cooking dinner this evening ! she’s a grown woman stop patronising her for doing normal things like cooking her tea ! that attitude is not for me

he clearly thinks he’s an oracle when it comes to food , luke hun , ya basic ! we can all buy cook book and follow a Jamie Oliver recipe x