Luke Catleugh

[holden9]

Dumb cringy video to save face. Perhaps don't announce that you're going to buy a house until you actually bought a house?

He doesn't think it's the right time to buy because homes are overvalued. Wtf do you think will happen with property prices next year?

Just say that you can't afford it right now and move on.

 

[disneys]

He makes me laugh how he tries to be pretentious with the way he talks about food but clearly has no idea what he’s on about

“egg parpadelle with meatballs and soffrito” just call it what it is you wanky twat , it’s pasta and meatballs in tomato sauce …

pasta and soffrito would be rank

soffrito is just the fancy name for diced onion, celery and carrot and is the base of the sauce … it’s not the actual name of the sauce I use soffrito all the time when I make pasta sauces from scratch because it’s a good way to pack in veg for my kid without him noticing but I don’t tell my husband I’ve made him soffrito sauce .. I just say pasta sauce or bolognese or whatever it is I’ve made ! That would be like using onion as the base for your tomato soup and calling it “onion”

he has no idea about food and clearly all he knows is what he reads on the labels of stuff in Waitrose .. I do enjoy it when he pretends to be knowledgeable and pretentious but just misses the mark completely !

 

[Herbert2005]

Defo started to wear makeup and fill in those brows.
I don’t have anything agains guys wearing makeup but his face just looks flat

Maybe he's going for this look.

 

[zo31]

His latest video ‘are we still buying a house?’ Well you bloody bang on about it 10000x a video so I’m sure you are, I couldn’t even bring myself to watch. The level of self absorption, what an awful, awful man. They’re saving so hard for a house but yet buy a tumble drier and god knows however many unnecessary items in between (probably got it gifted from yet another company knowing him)

 

[Buddy2903]

If he's really serious about buying property in the SE my advice would be to get a "proper " job and use YouTube to supplement his income. No brainer really.

 

[holden9]

OMG what's up with the fake accent? and why was he getting so emotional? Like he literally disregarded lockdown rules last year and went up to see his mom for Christmas. Shut up Luke!

 

[Lola123]

Kitchen island was needed to store more junk. He's outta his mind! As usual, Zara had no input in his dumb decisions

I’d love for Zara to just move out, get a boyfriend and ditch him

 

[nym3ria]

so he's done an AD for skoda and their electric car then says in the comments that he hasnt actually driven it so cant actually comment whether its a good car.

am I being thick or whats the point in advertising a car that you've never driven??

besides the money obviously.

 

[gbg414]

I cried with laughter at the latest vlog when Luke and Zara had no idea what a Pulitzer Prize was or why the joke was funny. “We studied journalism” haha, is it too late to get a refund for your degree?

 

[AngryBird]

He got a faded antique style rug with those very modern looking couches. The rug would've gone better with the chesterfield sofa he just got rid of. He's all- over the place in styles!

 

[MotheHo]

As a gay man myself, I look at Luke and think he should be attractive and good looking. And while I don't think he is ugly, there is something unattractive about him physically, and how he speaks irritates me and he actually comes across really sexless. It wouldn't surprise me if he just refused to give head full stop.

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This unnecessary shot of him makes me think he is saying he is a bottom, but he has such poor form, he needs to arch that back more as a good bottom. He would probably be such a passive bottom and not really in to it. Kinky for him would probably be him laying on his back instead of on his hands and knees.

love the analysis of him bottoming but I think he would sooner have a coffee and go to BnM then arch his back tbh

 

[Palmtrees]

I’ve recently been watching “Dainty Diaries”. I was referred over there by Mr Carrington and he was not wrong. A lovely down to earth talented YouTuber with original ideas.

 

[busybody]

The puppy is cute but omg the video was cringe. Probably the cringest one… the writing, the sentimentality and the constant repeating of ‘this is your home’ and Luke’s blubbing…

 

[KJ-2022]

Is there anything this boy won’t promote? His Instagram is like QVC.

I laughed out loud when he tested positive. Serves him right for sneaking away when he wasn’t meant to last Christmas.

 

[gbg414]

Yay! @MotheHo is back hi Luke / Zara / Luke’s mum / Zara’s mum

 

[Lola123]

Also he said they had a lot of sleepless nights about the property decision. It’s legit not that deep as the kids would say, like you’re 24 you bellend

 

[AngryBird]

Zara is in property management I think? She's probably got people at her new job who have taken her aside for some real strong advice how to get on the property ladder and that she can't move to random places with huge commutes with this odd You Tube lad arrangement.

 

[KellyJones]

I'd be livid if I was Zara

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I wonder how long it will take her to realise that if he has it she will get it too. Makes no sense for him to be cooking for her and playing board games! How is it possible that after two years people still don’t know how to protect themselves.

 

[gbg414]

Mr Grinch was being nice as it is Christmas and possibly a bit sarcastic!! Happy Christmas gbg414 have a good one!

Thank you Luke. Same to you and Zara x

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

The constant smiling when he talks - irritating
Just me??? Also the breathing through his teeth

Its because he can see his own face on the camera screen, he is always smiling when he can see his own face, he is obsessed with it