Luke Catleugh

[Get_real]

Whatever way they try and justify it they shouldn't of travelled. I've not seen my daughter for 5 months and no can't see her for Christmas as she's having to stay in Surrey and my other daughter can't come round for Christmas day as she works. They should of stayed together in the flat its so horrible and I will unsubscribe now. Way too entitled and leading the wrong example both of them

 

[disneys]

If I were Zara and I had 1/2 a house deposit saved , I was 24 and loved my life and was just starting out in a career and was happy to keep renting for a bit , I’d just keep saving , make that deposit bigger so I could either do it alone or wait until I meet someone who could contribute , and keep renting personally … I would not jump into a house purchase with someone who I am not romantically involved with , there’s no rush they’re only young ! It will just complicate things when the eventually do meet people

 

[holden9]

The puppy is an investment piece for their future Bath flat

 

[Lola123]

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omg he is such a knob , proper loves himself doesn’t he !

Bet this is on his Grindr profile

 

[Secretsoughtout]

Has anyone else noticed how, Luke talks to Zara as if she’s a 6 year old child? Especially when she bakes, he tries to think he’s Paul Hollywood!

 

[Svenny]

He’s 100% spending Christmas with his mum back in the north east and Zara with her’s as usual bending all the rules!

I messaged him on insta and said that I was disappointed to see him travelling for non-essential reasons such as going to buy Christmas baubles. He replied that garden centres were open and as far as he was concerned he had done nothing wrong. I pointed out that just because you CAN go somewhere it doesn’t mean you SHOULD. He replied to say that he disagreed. Suffice to say, I have now unfollowed both his insta accounts and his YouTube channel. He has become too big for his boots recently and thinks he is above the rules.

 

[disneys]

I actually like the table but agree he has no taste , he just likes whatever is free and what he’s seen on Pinterest

I love older styles but you need to commit to that , you can’t mix that with cheap modern furniture .. just makes it look like a student house

 

[gbg414]

Also…what an utterly shite birthday present he gave Iwan. A home bargains style drinks dispenser, a tiny bottle of Prosecco and a candle. Iwan regularly gifts him Le Creuset

 

[Greenlentils]

Uhhh I beg your pardon?

This cheesy fucker talks out of his ass doesn't he?

It reminded me of an amazon/aliexpress product title 'MID CENTURY VINTAGE RETRO GATSBY 1920s TRENDY Y2K FASHION COOL'

 

[Greenlentils]

Too many coincidences for it not to be him for me especially when both MotherHo and Luke have many times both posted at the same time in the middle of the night and at other odd times...that's what made me suspicious in the first place. Then I kept an eye on it happened a few times before I mentioned it on tattle..plus it's a word he uses 'Ho'

I wouldn't be surprised if it was Luke and Zara jointly after one-too-many wines with their home cooked stolen recipe

Also, weird they brought the rail strike into it. Whoever Mo is, I hope they were personally greatly inconvenienced by the strike. Clearly it's struck a nerve with them, which is sorta the point of a strike - so jokes on them!

Either that or they're clearly just jealous of the striking rail workers who are fundamental key workers and are now standing up for something they believe in. Clearly two things both Luke and Zara know nothing about...

Right - who is going to bite the bullet and set up the second thread?

We need thread title suggestions! Any ideas everyone?!

My attempt:

Luke Catleugh #2 sobbing over house buying no-go, scoffing plagiarised risotto and a little bit of a Ho

 

[disneys]

Luke on TV would be awful , he’s got the personality of a parsnip

 

[Lola123]

Ended down a rabbit hole but during April him and Zara had a bunch of friends over to their flat…. Wtf!! It’s on his tagged photos on Instagram! I just can’t get over how much people document their rule breaking on social media

 

[Suzeyq]

Incase you didn't know myself and Zara are vegetarian? I guess in Luke's world anchovies are plant based? Worcester Sauce dear Luke is NOT vegetarian. He isn't the sharpest is he?

 

[gbg414]

Still no sign of his imaginary friends even though he is mentioning them more and more in his vlogs. Do you think he is trying to tell us something such as he does come and look on here. I must say one thing though Zara looks so nice and fresh without her caked on orange make up shit that she really is better au natural. I must admit though Luke is a hard worker he has his vlog dog walking and cleaning and cooking and to be fair most things he turns his hands at he does really well. I just would like for him to be more natural and be himself. Mr Grinch is being so nice but hey its Christmas and I wish everyone on this thread a very Happy Christmas have a good one and be happy and have a drink for me!!!!!

I think it’s a bit of a stretch to describe him as a “hard worker” because he ‘cooks’, ‘cleans’ and ‘walks his dog’. Most of us on here complete these tasks along with full time jobs. You know, real jobs…not tasting Waitrose nibbles or filming ourselves flower arranging.

 

[Noseybonk]

Just discovered this thread and have still got 20 pages to read . I call Luke ‘the wedge’ and ‘the cling on’ because he wedges onto loads of Mr carringtons videos. I really like Mr Carrington but find his cling on mate pointless and insincere.

 

[Lola123]

I actually think Zara might have grown tired of Luke, their dynamic in the few reccent videos I’ve watched seems like she’s just done with him filming everything

 

[KJ-2022]

So glad I came across this thread. Omg this boy is insufferable! He’s so fake. He tries to give off this “I’m so intelligent” vibe but it just doesn’t work. He uses words in the wrong context all the time, his posts are full of typos, and he’s just generally annoying. Considering it’s his “job” you think he would pay a bit more attention to detail. His friend looks like a trainee drag queen too. His dogs cute tho .

 

[Limey]

He is so dramatic. I mean a new chapter I thought Zara had left!. Well at least we won't have to hear anymore about him buying a bloody house. Also he has been quiet on YouTube as he has got nothing new to show. I wonder if Zara having started her New Chapter with her job has said that she doesn't want to move

He told on himself by saying 'we might have more Christmases in this flat and you'll have to see the same tree'. Moving for #content rather than buying a home. Zara's employers have clearly told her no WFH/hybrid working.

If he's realistic, he can afford a home. But that would involve buying a massive project or *shudder* moving back toward the North. Imagine!

Its all a bit self indulgent after what everyone has been through the last few years, and the state of the cost of living, to be crying on Youtube because you can't afford a massive house in the South East aged 24.

 

[busybody]

I’ve seen a lot of ‘influencers’ conveniently travel home, thinking that this is in light with the rules - tier 4 we aren’t meant to travel. I dread to think how many places him & Zara have been in the last couple of weeks! Potentially around people carrying the virus, etc. He’s so rude & entitled.

 

[zo31]

I find him boring, beggy and so unoriginal. :/ he always looks so stiff in his pictures.

I find him quite creepy in some ways too...My housemate and I practiced speaking whilst smiling crazily like he does...I don’t know how he does it!