Luke Catleugh

[gbg414]

I have such limited sympathy for him because he is a big headed, boastful plank…but I’m guessing he could probably afford to buy a decent place on his own in the North (or a fixer-upper for content) and that Sour Face could continue to afford to rent in London by herself or with another friend (if she has any). Luke could easily crash with Sour Face or Mr Carrington on occasions that he has to be in London for “work”. They were so stupid getting a dog together and putting all their property eggs in the one basket. Plonkers.

 

[disneys]

I think Zara has pushed for this .. I’m not convinced she wants this at all .. she’s only 24 , she could meet someone and probably doesn’t want a bigger commitment than marriage with her weird pal Luke

 

[duffy1301]

Also just found this cause of his IG stories Have to say I have had a few short chats with him in his DMs and he actually seemed quite nice, however think he’s proof that the “influencer” career can just make some people too big for their boots.

Had to LOL with him, Mr C and Kate meeting up and showing themselves stood 2m+ apart in vlogs and saying “we’re gonna have some food/a drink OUTSIDE” but then cut to a clip of their drinks on a table cheers-ing and clearly indoors. Also saying “oh sorry we were too busy chatting to vlog!” or too busy breaking Covid guidelines?

Covid has well and truly shown the fake side of influencers, they can’t even pretend not to break guidelines. If you’re gonna break the rules just don’t show it? And definitely don’t preach!

 

[holden9]

and they also got a new couch that clashes with their other sofa. He desperately needs a lesson on colour theory

 

[Hmmm?]

He described the style of this frame as "Parisian eclectic"

Wow. Just wow.

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He buys some right old rubbish doesn’t he?!

 

[Goagirl]

Completely agree but I don't think they are a couple. They are defiantly reliant on each other but he bats for the other side and you can see he does. Zara could also that's why they work so well being together.

Someone once mentioned coming out to him, on his You tube comments, n he denied being gay!!

 

[tinyc]

This is really petty and i think it probably says more about me than him but I hate the way he talks about food, for example instead of saying “I’m using spaghetti”, he would say “I’m using this berlotti golden bronzed wholewheat premium spaghetti”. Just reading from the packet . Just me? Yeah okay

 

[Greenlentils]

What do we think he’s claiming back off that ikea receipt

Either
a) All of it because he showed it in a vlog/haul
or
b) Meatballs and mash because he is claiming it was a business meeting with Mr Carrington

 

[Lola123]

I find him quite creepy in some ways too...My housemate and I practiced speaking whilst smiling crazily like he does...I don’t know how he does it!

I’m still not over his voice, it’s like he purposely lowers it!

 

[gingerbread12]

I just cant stand how he makes faces when he is eating and nodding his head to show it's good also how he loves everything that goes into his mouth its so annoying and the pasta thing is getting so boring. Pasta is so easy to cook just throw anything in and voila its done but he just kills it as that is the only thing he shows except bloody risotto. Just cook some other food if you can Luke as your becoming a one trick pony!! Also why is he so gummy when he talks it don't look normal is it because he is being false or his mouth is dry and his lips are sticking to his teeth!! He is so boring that I surprise myself why I watch his content

 

[disneys]

They are a couple in every sense , all they are missing is sex !!

they live together , cook together , eat together r, holiday together , visit each other’s families together , have a dog together , buy joint pieces of furniture , spend all their time together , cuddle on the sofa together … they are basically a couple aside from the intimate ! It is a very strange set up …

 

[zo31]

I’ve had to unsubscribe .... not because of anything he’s done , but because 2 nights ago I had a VERY vivid sex dream about him and now I can’t look him anymore without feeling embarrassed He’s 10 years younger than me and camper than Christmas !! What was dream me thinking ?!

when I woke up and told my husband he said “is he the camp one who fiddles about with his slow cooker?” .. yes , that’s apparently my type !!

This has made me laugh so much. I’d be traumatised! Haha

Latest video sponsored by a tire company. LOL!

I swear, he’s the definition of turning up to a letter opening anything for a few quid

 

[gbg414]

This honestly makes me so angry, especially when he plays the martyr in his videos ‘missing his mam’ and sleeping in a “shed” when he went back to Durham recently. He has flouted the lockdown rules continuously. Selfish, arrogant and (in my opinion) devoid of talent.

 

[KellyJones]

I actually think Zara might have grown tired of Luke, their dynamic in the few reccent videos I’ve watched seems like she’s just done with him filming everything

I think she sees him as a friend from uni that she shares a flat with and potentially go into an investment property with. He sees her as his ‘other half’ in everything; home, work, travels, investments etc. Even getting a dog together seemed odd, unless they have an understanding that the dog belongs to one of them.

 

[disneys]

Zara is in property management I think? She's probably got people at her new job who have taken her aside for some real strong advice how to get on the property ladder and that she can't move to random places with huge commutes with this odd You Tube lad arrangement.

Her parents might have also talked her out of it , my daughter is 2 weeks old but if in 25 years time she comes to me and says “hi mum , I’m going to buy a house with this random , slightly strange friend who lives his vacuous life online ! Yay for lifelong commitments with a friend !” I’d say errr hang on a minute

 

[Buddy2903]

He looks like a lost soul when he's out and about without Zara or Mr C. That pheasant picture was dire.

Doesn't he have any other friends? I briefly felt a bit sorry for him, & then I got a life

 

[gbg414]

Imagine it’s mr carrington

or Kate! I imagine that Mr Carrington has a better grasp of spelling and punctuation than our dear Mo.

 

[Lola123]

He seems infatuated with him, like a love sick teenager

I think luke is a bit jealous of Mr C. Like he expects to just be given these tv roles etc and be the same….

 

[StephenTJackson]

I've always just assumed he is gay, without saying anything publicly (which is fine), but maybe he isn't, and he is actually only attracted to "really, really lovely vintage bits" from Charity shops and tat from bargain stores.

 

[holden9]

This guy is delusional. Like seriously delusional. Luke, your mama won't love you less if you miss one Christmas during a pandemic that's shut down a country and has killed more people than the population of Durham. Talk about an entitlement complex!