Luke Catleugh #2 sobbing over house buying no-go, scoffing plagiarised risotto and a little bit of a Ho

[late to the party!]

Did you see all the gushing in the comments today. It seems many broke down in tears at Lukey's house buying antics. Oh, & I wonder why Queen Zara gets the big front bedroom? Do we think she's paying more of the mortgage than him?

I was glad she got the bigger room, as it looks like he’s claimed the spare room as the (his) office and will be dictating all the decor and house purchase no doubt, (piano already purchased) I’d be mad as hell at having to pay 50% of all the crap he buys for the house as it sounds like that was the deal before. I then got to wondering if he claims any of the house expenses on his tax return being self employed and running his ‘business’ from ‘his’ home. But I do hope he also declares any ‘freebies’ or #adgifted items in his tax return too.
It’s time the taxman caught up with so many of these ‘influencers’ and ‘content creators’

 

[VirtualSignal]

The back of the house adjacent to the neighbours is saturated. The neighbours rendered wall is too. Look’s like a nasty case of rising damp they’ve got there. Is this the damp they said they’d just ‘paint over’ in the previous slog? Good luck with that!
What do we think the place cost?

 

[Gingysmummy]

My god that house has issues doesn’t it? It’s going to damp in no time, mind you Luke will just cover it up with many coats of farrow and ball paint in disgusting colours!
also Zara dear its A fire hearth not a fire hearth. Pretentious twats
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My god that house has issues doesn’t it? It’s going to damp in no time, mind you Luke will just cover it up with many coats of farrow and ball paint in disgusting colours!
also Zara dear its A fire hearth not a fire hearth. Pretentious twats
[/QUOTEedt not a fire harth *

 

[dreamteam1]

My god that house has issues doesn’t it? It’s going to damp in no time, mind you Luke will just cover it up with many coats of farrow and ball paint in disgusting colours!
also Zara dear its A fire hearth not a fire hearth. Pretentious twats
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I was going to ask, did someone mention she’s from Plymouth? That is not how anyone from Plymouth speaks, that’s got to be a put on accent.

 

[Gingysmummy]

I was going to ask, did someone mention she’s from Plymouth? That is not how anyone from Plymouth speaks, that’s got to be a put on accent.

The pair of them are fake as duck

 

[james30]

I switched off when he labelled the dining room "Library". The delusions of grandeur of these people.

 

[Itsmethatlikesamoan]

I thought exactly that when I saw the damp outside wall. Also, a huge garden? A size “unheard of” in London What a load of bollocks. I don’t think they have any idea of how much their ideas are going to cost. Do we think the piano will be going in the library?

Yes, that bit was absolute rubbish … I live in London and our road and those surrounding it have gardens twice the size that garden wasn’t huge by any standard it’s a moderate garden.

 

[VirtualSignal]

Yes, that bit was absolute rubbish … I live in London and our road and those surrounding it have gardens twice the size that garden wasn’t huge by any standard it’s a moderate garden.

Exactly. I grew up in west London. Every home we lived in had a sizeable garden. And as for labelling that space a library…ye gods! His pretentiousness is off the charts!

 

[Bubblebee94]

Just found their old flat on rightmove and their landlord has re-rented it out for £2k!!

 

[late to the party!]

Just found their old flat on rightmove and their landlord has re-rented it out for £2k!!

Is it still painted in the colours they did as he kept saying they were going to paint over it all in white when they moved out.

 

[Itsmethatlikesamoan]

Exactly. I grew up in west London. Every home we lived in had a sizeable garden. And as for labelling that space a library…ye gods! His pretentiousness is off the charts!

I‘m a West London girl … What he actually meant was it’s very rare to get a sizeable garden with a house that they could actually afford to buy

 

[Bubblebee94]

Is it still painted in the colours they did as he kept saying they were going to paint over it all in white when they moved out.

Yah all the rental pics are still in the colours they had it when they lived there
I noticed he said their mortgage is the same amount as their rent, surely they weren’t paying £2k a month on rent unless the landlord jacked the price up

 

[VirtualSignal]

Just found their old flat on rightmove and their landlord has re-rented it out for £2k!!

Do the photo’s show all the mould and Luke’s bodge DIY to cover it up?

 

[Bubblebee94]

Do the photo’s show all the mould and Luke’s bodge DIY to cover it up?

there are no pics of the mould at all!!

 

[Piglets*]

Mould

 

[VirtualSignal]

Mould

Well worth 2k a month!

 

[Lola123]

They claimed it wasn’t wonder what their survey was like! And what their solicitors said….. I wonder if this is why he thinks they deserve their money back

 

[late to the party!]

Yah all the rental pics are still in the colours they had it when they lived there
I noticed he said their mortgage is the same amount as their rent, surely they weren’t paying £2k a month on rent unless the landlord jacked the price up

I’m sure he’s mentioned they paid £1400 a month that’s why they stayed there as it was cheap

 

[VirtualSignal]

He was complaining about their solicitors. Probably used the cheapest they could get. Let’s hope they’ve got the whole ‘buying with a friend’ all wrapped up legally…it’s got disaster written all over it!

 

[Palmtrees]

I’m sure he’s mentioned they paid £1400 a month that’s why they stayed there as it was cheap

Then did the landlord not add on additional fees for parking ? Im sure that was mentioned last year