Yes it's hideous for all the reasons you say. I wouldn't either - I look a bit shitter these days but I don't want to have the fact written across my tits.Anyone else hate ‘mum uniform’ I just hate the concept. Like women don’t have an identity once they become a mum, so you have to wear the uniform to advertise you’re a tired worn out shadow of your former self. It doesn’t sit well with me at all. As a mum myself I would never ever buy it!! I think it’s demeaning.