Me neither love. That's why I feel so sorry for @kata420 and her knee length beef curtainsSupersize is not a word I’d want associated with my![]()
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Pret a Porter wouldn’t have a patch on my burrito
Oh mines like a smashed pastyPret a Porter wouldn’t have a patch on my burrito
Here’s your sister Della. They say it adds character…Oh mines like a smashed pasty![]()
Me:What have I just read?Time to go to bed I think!
Must be something in the water- my boyfriend tried it on with me earlier, I’m 9 months pregnant and look like a whale. It’s a no from me palI’m after drinking a few glasses of wine and Mr K is giving me the glad eye. Better leg it to bed before he gets any ideas. I’m no @Lucyxxxx . No kind smiles being dished out here. Just potatoes at his head!
A uni friend used to call it her ‘ol’ spag bol.’Someone compared most women’s vaginas to roast lamb in front of me once… ruined Sunday tea. I did tell him that made him mint sauce in that case, bc he’s minging and belongs nowhere near any food.
I had a glass of wine and a half last night and im still drunk but horribly awake now, huns x (that’s a shout out to this threads babes who willingly shop at mataland still.)