Do you reckon her mum and dad bring her in a huge bag of beige goodies to keep her beige bapz satisfied?
I’m thinking in no particular order: Charlie Red, Charlie Sexy, a micro pp dildo, 10,000+beige cream coloured post-it notes to scribble her anguish for BNE on, Hobby Craft scrap books galore with live, laugh, love stickers and those of cats, Bergerac DVDs, Craig David’s greatest hits album, hers and No Nuts photo album, her ‘Leave Sparkles Everywhere You Go’ framed photo, a little glittery number from Bonmarché for the boys, boxes of Freddos, a commode, Morry’s Bag For Life and cat teddies. 🤍 Oh and a Lee Cooper beige leisure suit to seal the deal. 🤍
I’m thinking in no particular order: Charlie Red, Charlie Sexy, a micro pp dildo, 10,000+