Ah that's a whole lot of crappy stuff all rolled into one. Massive squishes to youFeeling really sorry for myself tattlers. The OH has just left for Brighton for a week. He’s missing his 22nd and my 21st, and when he’s back from Brighton he has to move an hour away for 5 nights a week. We’ve always lived together and I’m really sad. I’ve got a Chinese coming and I’m about to run out and get some prosecco. I’ve come on my bloody period really heavy too. Please send some lovex literally me rn :
Can vouch that Nosycowmoo is not Judge Goss but is at court almost as often.
This made me so emotional in a good way, thank you so much
🩷Hope you're doing okay todayThis made me so emotional in a good way, thank you so much
Good luck! You’ll smash it
duck feeling sorry for yourself, you have the best of both worlds. You don’t have to deal with his scuzzy boxers by the side of the bed, or him leaving a trail of his crap behind him because he doesn’t know what a washing machine, dishwasher, or a bin is for. You don’t need to listen to how his day at work was (🥱) or the progress of his latest football team. And you can tidy or clean something and it will be JUST AS YOU LEFT It a day later….not ‘moved’, or pissed on, consumed without permission, or lost for evermore.Feeling really sorry for myself tattlers. The OH has just left for Brighton for a week. He’s missing his 22nd and my 21st, and when he’s back from Brighton he has to move an hour away for 5 nights a week. We’ve always lived together and I’m really sad. I’ve got a Chinese coming and I’m about to run out and get some prosecco. I’ve come on my bloody period really heavy too. Please send some love
. I’ve steam cleaned every floor , including the stairs, washed all the curtains, bedding and windows. Dusted every inch the house, including my 89 house plants. I get these random days where I’m like a mad women who just can’t stop! Won’t happen again for a while though 
…… Any one else like that ?Yup. Me. I get to a point that I disgust myself with my slovenly ways and have a massive clean up.What’s everyone been doing today ? I’ve been cleaning all day and I mean all day! Just stopped now and started at 9
Do you want to come and clean my house?What’s everyone been doing today ? I’ve been cleaning all day and I mean all day! Just stopped now and started at 9
I actually would! I really enjoy cleaning. I just don’t get the chance that often anymore. But did I tell you?Do you want to come and clean my house?
We’ve been out shopping for holiday clothes today, had lunch at a cafe and now I’m just finishing up some meal prep for the week ahead.
I’m off work for 6 weeks . I'll do your garden love, no worries
Cutting the grass is my favourite activity!!!!
I used to find cleaning therapeutic until the kids came along now it’s just a mission to get anything done around them.I actually would! I really enjoy cleaning. I just don’t get the chance that often anymore. But did I tell you?
Oooo were you going on holiday ? We are going away soon also I can’t wait! X
Hope you’re feeling better for the time off lovely Bugger. I obvs missed this lesson in housewifery. People wash curtains? tit.
Ahhh my favourite place. You'll love itI used to find cleaning therapeutic until the kids came along now it’s just a mission to get anything done around them.
We’re going to Orlando in early October. Never been but always wanted to take the kids. Managed to save a lot over lockdown and decided to go for it. It has flown in tbh. I’m so tempted to start packing suitcases soon because I have to be organised. My husband has told me to calm my bits down.
What about you guys? x
Oh gosh I hated cleaning when mine were younger, (how old are yours), as it was pointless, we used to do so much arts and crafts also the house was constantly covered in paint and glitter so I didn’t see the point. But mine are older now and do you know what! They are both pretty tidy!I used to find cleaning therapeutic until the kids came along now it’s just a mission to get anything done around them.
We’re going to Orlando in early October. Never been but always wanted to take the kids. Managed to save a lot over lockdown and decided to go for it. It has flown in tbh. I’m so tempted to start packing suitcases soon because I have to be organised. My husband has told me to calm my bits down.
you guys are going to have the most amazing time! We are off to Tenerife (not nearly as exciting) , it’s my first time taking the kids away without Mr B (actually first time I’ve ever been away abroad without Mr B 
, we have been together since we were 15 so I’ve always just followed him around the airport never done it myself 🫣). We are going in a couple weeks time. If I stop posting on here, I’ve got lost and not managed to make it back this made me laugh so much
