And that is why I don't swim in the sea. Imagine, a lovely holiday in Argentina, get your best bikini on and go for a nice leisurely swim in the sea. And suddenly one of these things swims up your chuffSaw this and thought of you xx
(all of you)
And that is why I don't swim in the sea. Imagine, a lovely holiday in Argentina, get your best bikini on and go for a nice leisurely swim in the sea. And suddenly one of these things swims up your chuffSaw this and thought of you xx
(all of you)
….*searches beach holiday to Argentina*….And that is why I don't swim in the sea. Imagine, a lovely holiday in Argentina, get your best bikini on and go for a nice leisurely swim in the sea. And suddenly one of these things swims up your chuff![]()
My slang vocabulary has increased exponentially since following this group.It seems to be a Bengali (?) word initially…meaning short, large , wide [insert word here meaning shlong, dong , gob, shaft ,etc ] . I will literally go to bed this evening having learned something new. Thanks Tattle for another illuminating day
Oh you're on top form this week. You've given me many LOL moments….*searches beach holiday to Argentina*….
I can one up that! I kept telling the guy to give it to me, just put it in already - and he said … it is! It was my first guy after my very first long-term relationship - and it was so little I cried!Dated a fella who was 6 ft 5, worst advertising of my LIFE, his fool was 1.5 inches long when fully erect SO IT JUST SLIPPED OUT ALL THE TIME. And he dumped me. RIP my dignity (and his lack of peen).
You forget to say todger!!!I'm feeling poetic. So here goes. I hope you like it.....
An ode to the fool,
Or the humble wick,
The wee fella,
The rooster, the pecker.
They vary in shape and size,
But the one that gets my prize,
Is the one that's bent like a banana.
I don't want to lick it or suck,
I most definitely don't want a duck,
I'm happy to observe
As it grows big and curved
Then I can use it to hang up my dressing gown.
Do I need to bow or something? Do a curtesy?
Who exactly is Mr. Tumble? And the pringles? I’ve been afraid to google. Last time I googled fear of holes (saw it in an article) — got bombarded with some of the weirdest tit on the internet - and developed a fear of holes!!! Like unwanted thoughts, I can’t go there at all or it’s a spiral!What are the Mr Tumble pics!? What's he been up to!?![]()
Lucozade sport!I need your best hangover cures please gang, I am currently at work wishing I was dead. I can’t hack hangovers and I’m only 20- maybe I should give up the drink (absolutely not)
Okay so Mr Tumble is this lad:I can one up that! I kept telling the guy to give it to me, just put it in already - and he said … it is! It was my first guy after my very first long-term relationship - and it was so little I cried!
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You forget to say todger!!!
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Who exactly is Mr. Tumble? And the pringles? I’ve been afraid to google. Last time I googled fear of holes (saw it in an article) — got bombarded with some of the weirdest tit on the internet - and developed a fear of holes!!! Like unwanted thoughts, I can’t go there at all or it’s a spiral!
That’s another half a brew spilt FFS….*searches beach holiday to Argentina*….
Mr Tumble (Justin Fletcher) is a kids TV entertainer. He uses Makaton and his show raises a lot of awareness for kids with special needs. He is, actually fabulous at normalising our kids with differences. He sings and dances and my son loves him.I can one up that! I kept telling the guy to give it to me, just put it in already - and he said … it is! It was my first guy after my very first long-term relationship - and it was so little I cried!
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You forget to say todger!!!
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Who exactly is Mr. Tumble? And the pringles? I’ve been afraid to google. Last time I googled fear of holes (saw it in an article) — got bombarded with some of the weirdest tit on the internet - and developed a fear of holes!!! Like unwanted thoughts, I can’t go there at all or it’s a spiral!
Let's hope all of the jurors aren't relying on trains to get to court.Yes I can go thur /Fri yhough there’s no trains on Thursday - strikes again. It really is frustrating for all
Oh so the exhaust pic isn't Mr Tumble?? Lmao ffs I thought this was really himMr Tumble (Justin Fletcher) is a kids TV entertainer. He uses Makaton and his show raises a lot of awareness for kids with special needs. He is, actually fabulous at normalising our kids with differences. He sings and dances and my son loves him.
But he is a tiny bit clown like and some find him creepy.
There's a photo on the internet of a man in a basque with his little pecker in the exhaust of a Range Rover. This man has a strong resemblance to Justin Fletcher who plays Mr Tumble. (It's not him though)
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I don’t think he’d still be in a job working with children if it was himOh so the exhaust pic isn't Mr Tumble?? Lmao ffs I thought this was really him![]()
YES! Watched first 4 episodes, then caught a flight on Friday, back Monday. Our new airport go to is "have we seen Idris yet?" Really pissed off we cant get the final 2 until tonight, but on the plus side have finally started Ted Lasso, which we are lovingAny of you pen obsessed cougars watched Hijack?? I need to see itIdris Elba… hubba bubba.
I watched all four episodes last night. It was really good and very worth watching. I found so many similarities to LL with the gaslighting and manipulation and the easy ability to lie under oath. It was quite chilling and highlighted how an evil person can be seen to be lovely by his victims. I did think Martin was seen by Ben as an easy target to manipulate and that he came across as not really knowing the full extent of things but whether he did know more I suppose we'll never know.I watched it and it was incredible how convincing the killer was towards his victims being cuddly, kind and lovable yet none of it was real, when he was away from them he was coldly planning his next cuddly wuddly move. Quite horrific, it was very well acted by all! I am also wondering if Martin, Mr Farquar's lodger knew more than he was letting on apparently he was found not guilty at the trial.
Oh so the exhaust pic isn't Mr Tumble?? Lmao ffs I thought this was really him![]()
isn’t it lovely (ted lasso) - I actually told my little footballer who can be ‘emotional’ on the pitch to ‘be a goldfish‘ a couple of weeks ago.YES! Watched first 4 episodes, then caught a flight on Friday, back Monday. Our new airport go to is "have we seen Idris yet?" Really pissed off we cant get the final 2 until tonight, but on the plus side have finally started Ted Lasso, which we are loving
Extremely chilling and the murderer made it looks so effortless and easy, and he was dealing with educated people not people with learning difficulties or mental health issues. Looking forward to the final 2 episodes, he was like he was in cute teddy bear costume with a massive vulture hiding inside him watching and waiting...I watched all four episodes last night. It was really good and very worth watching. I found so many similarities to LL with the gaslighting and manipulation and the easy ability to lie under oath. It was quite chilling and highlighted how an evil person can be seen to be lovely by his victims. I did think Martin was seen by Ben as an easy target to manipulate and that he came across as not really knowing the full extent of things but whether he did know more I suppose we'll never know.
Ted Lasso is the best thing I've watched for a very long timeisn’t it lovely (ted lasso) - I actually told my little footballer who can be ‘emotional’ on the pitch to ‘be a goldfish‘ a couple of weeks ago.