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I went out with a fella who had a walnut whip. Frilly skin like a bearded dragon. HE dumped ME. VIA EMAIL.
This reminds me of a guy I went with back in my younger days. I went “down on him” in his aunties living room (he stayed with her). When he released his “juices” in my mouth I could feel big lumps and stringy bits of cheeseyness, it absolutely stunk! I panicked cause was I hell swallowing that! As he got up I faked swallowing it and was holding in gagging, he walked out the room to go to the bathroom and I coughed, sneezed and gagged at the same time and it splattered all over my face. I was literally peeling it off my face in big lumpy clumps. I wiped it under the aunties rug as I panicked not knowing where to put it.

Sorry tmi but it scarred me for a good few years.
 
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blueyfan3684

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A few more questions I have for you all:

1. What is your mother’s maiden name?
2. What was the name of your first pet?
3. On which street did you grow up on?

 
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DellaC

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Oh shit.

I bet it all kicked off on Friday and Juror 2 kicked Juror 7 in the knackers.
Then Juror 8 intervened to try and calm the situation but ended up getting headbutted by Juror 1.

Meanwhile Juror 9 was giving Juror 3 a ham shank under the table and they've spent the weekend in bed and have somehow, after a weekend of passion, slept through their alarms.

I may be wrong here guys but I think it's a possibility 😊
 
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DellaC

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I'm feeling poetic. So here goes. I hope you like it.....

An ode to the dick,
Or the humble prick,
The wee fella,
The cock, the pecker.

They vary in shape and size,
But the one that gets my prize,
Is the one that's bent like a banana.

I don't want to lick it or suck,
I most definitely don't want a fuck,
I'm happy to observe
As it grows big and curved
Then I can use it to hang up my dressing gown.


Do I need to bow or something? Do a curtesy?
 
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Tofino

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ideas for names for an off topic thread, as I feel like there could be strange vibe/infiltration of lurkers whatever the verdict is.. might be good to have a thread to chat our usual shit if that is the case (I may well be worrying about nothing but it does amaze me that we have 400+ votes per thread in comparison to the posts/likes)
“The Wrong Fellas” ?
 
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abccc_

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Me, a newbie to the thread coming here to see if people are debating the juror no-shows, and instead reading about chodes and raspberry arseholes:

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😂
 
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studentgossip

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Can I have some tattle love sent my way please? My poor hamsters got a bald spot, turns out she has old age related mites :( having to cover her in this super strong medicated treatment every day and clean out her cage every other day. It’s a nightmare. I know she’s ‘just a hamster’ but she’s my little pal and I’m so bonded to her :( honestly can’t sleep with worry in case something happens (sorry very off topic but you guys are all so lovely and there’s no one else I can talk to about it)
 
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springstudy

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I just want to come on here and vent about something. I’m horrifically sad and have nowhere to put this.

One of my friends knows someone who happens to know one of the parents involved in this awful case. We were chatting the other day and I learned some info and I’m just so sad. My friend told me she looked on one of the parents fbs and there’s all these posts of how they think Lucy is guilty and can’t wait for justice etc. She sent me screenshots and I saw them, which looking back wasn’t really respectful and I’ve felt so horrible since. The profile posts are public so it’s not like she sent me private information though. It’s truly awful to see the hurt they’re experiencing. There were photos of them with their other children too and I felt even worse knowing there was an older child who had to witness this as well. I feel so bad for them.
 
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docmum

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We need new options for Q&A’s whilst this circus is still ongoing x
ideas for names for an off topic thread, as I feel like there could be strange vibe/infiltration of lurkers whatever the verdict is.. might be good to have a thread to chat our usual shit if that is the case (I may well be worrying about nothing but it does amaze me that we have 400+ votes per thread in comparison to the posts/likes)
 
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Cunning Linguist

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Fellas, room for a little one?

Midlands, Scorpio, 34F, single mum to one 4yo, green milk, not ginger, once bought some kids pyjamas from Matalan never been back, meal deal has to involve an innocent smoothie so I feel like I’m beating the system, Turkish delight is the devil’s food, it’s a cob, its a crust, it’s an entry, guilty.

I missed some I’m sure, but I’ve followed you all for months peering in like a weird corridor gremlin, didn’t sign up when I could have done because I don’t post online full stop, but I’ve made an exception for you lot. I originally started following these threads when I was convinced this was the biggest miscarriage of justice going, found Tattle by googling trying to work out who Dr NN was and why he was anonymous 😂 Saw the light when LL took the stand.

I reckon next Fri for verdict so look forward to seeing all your inane chit chat until then!
 
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Aralaen

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We’ll soon be outnumbered once the votes come rolling in I’m sure🤣
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I googled most common star signs among serial killers out of curiosity and found this
Pisces? That does surprise me. We’re usually empathic souls. Mind you, one of my work colleagues, also a Pisces is only empathic towards herself and one of the most devious bullies I have ever had the displeasure of working with.

I’m a newb, wishing I had been aware of this site and thread topic last year. No one else in my life is really following this trial and I have been scrambling around for like-minded people. I intend to start all these threads from the very beginning whilst deliberations are underway.

I qualified as a nurse shortly before the Beverley Allitt case, which had a huge impact on me. I hoped I would never see another potential nursing serial killer like Allitt in my lifetime. I went on to become a solicitor (clinical negligence) for a short time but it wasn’t for me and I returned to the NHS in a primary care managerial role 15 years ago

Some very brief musings from me. Having followed the podcast for most of my information, I believe that Letby is guilty, but I felt uneasy listening to the defence’s closing speech, as I occasionally felt reasonable doubt creeping in. I’m hoping that the fact insulin was used in the cases of Babies F and L will be her downfall and open the door to guilty verdicts for those two cases and have a domino effect with the others, particularly the two triplets.

I found it interesting that in the summing up, the Judge highlighted the fact that the defence instructed expert witnesses but didn’t use any of them, which suggests the inference that their experts were agreeing with the prosecution.

Apologies if this has already been discussed but was there any mention of whether there were any deaths or unexplained sudden deterioration in the condition of babies on the unit while Letby was on holiday in Ibiza? I found her “I’ll be back with a bang” comment to be utterly chilling.

I apologise for entering the fray at this late stage of proceedings, but I have been struck by the dedication, empathy and commitment to the cause by everyone on here. I hope the parents and families don’t have to wait much longer for the closure they need and deserve.
 
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Tofino

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I’m just not sure what a diagnosis would do as it’s such a battle to get one nowadays. I’m already medicated for depression and anxiety so manage fairly okay. It’s been mentioned before by people I know and I agree but have a lot of traits of both ADHD and autism. I relate to ADHD content and it was like finally I felt understood which was crazy.

Does anyone have a neurodivergent antenna like Dick’s wife? Would be so much easier🤣
Funnily enough it’s easy to be misdiagnosed with depression and anxiety when it’s actually undiagnosed adhd (presume maybe autism too but I’m not familiar). Adhd can lead to burnout (takes us so much more mental effort to do basic tasks or focus at work, or masking, that the symptoms can mirror depression and anxiety but it’s a actually adhd). I got diagnosed at 39 and it really made a lot of sense. I so wish I had known 20+ years ago as I think it’s lead to some big mistakes relationship wise (but I suppose some great life decisions too).

My adhd is the reason I’ve not been able to finish the last 5-10% of the wiki. That’s my life, never quite finish anything. Get round to it one day x 5387 🤣
 
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Londonlady68

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Dunno why I'm so shocked there's more southerners here than anywhere else!
In my mind you're all northern with ginger hair. 😆
 
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nosycowmoo

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Ah can’t help but get frustrated at this point, this was meant to end at Easter, then the judge wanted deliberations from the 3rd of July I think it was, then illness delayed it and now it looks like it’s going to be into the summer hols. I’ve never known a group of 12 have so much time off. The babies parents (well some 💔) have children at home it’s the summmer hols they don’t want to be away from home waiting for a decision, this has been their lives for 9 months already. Same for the police etc they’ve worked away all these months and still we all wait… im gutted that I’ll miss the verdict now too I feel so invested coz I’ve been there so much… you kinda feel how much it means to Everyone. just came to moan…
 
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Watching Good Morning Britain...

Can I belatedly say I'd like to punch Richard Madeley🤛 Susannah Reid🤛 and guest Chris Tarrant.👊👊👊
I thought Chris Tarrant was dead?

Edit: I just googled it and he is still alive. Now I feel silly for getting teary eyed watching old episodes of Millionaire 😅
 
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gigilouxx

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ideas for names for an off topic thread, as I feel like there could be strange vibe/infiltration of lurkers whatever the verdict is.. might be good to have a thread to chat our usual shit if that is the case (I may well be worrying about nothing but it does amaze me that we have 400+ votes per thread in comparison to the posts/likes)
Bergerac Fan Club
 
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