Body count (the non-illegal kind) is 5. I always think it's more than that but no, I just sucked a lot of them off then moved on.
I didn't get the chance to say my McDonald's order - large Mcplant meal with Sprite and extra fries
Cancerian, right-handed, atheist, big knockers, red-headed.
My old hangover cure used to be 1 x every bag of crisps sold at my local cornershop, 1 x cheese & onion sarnie (the kind where the onions are so strong that it mimics spice), ritz crackers with beef paste and 2L of Volvic touch of lemon. Oh and loads of cigarettes.
My life has changed. Now I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't eat meat and I haven't sucked anyone off for ages. McDonald's though
No wonder I'm depressed 
I didn't get the chance to say my McDonald's order - large Mcplant meal with Sprite and extra fries
Cancerian, right-handed, atheist, big knockers, red-headed.
My old hangover cure used to be 1 x every bag of crisps sold at my local cornershop, 1 x cheese & onion sarnie (the kind where the onions are so strong that it mimics spice), ritz crackers with beef paste and 2L of Volvic touch of lemon. Oh and loads of cigarettes.
My life has changed. Now I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't eat meat and I haven't sucked anyone off for ages. McDonald's though