I’m so emotional today, my eldest pickney leaves primary next week and I can’t stop bawling, gonna get the baby pics out whilst I’m home alone and have a wailing sesh.
When’s court back?
When’s court back?
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Can’t believe we’re on to fool sizes past and present 
let’s hope court is sitting tomorrow or god knows where we’ll be next 🫣
let’s hope court is sitting tomorrow or god knows where we’ll be next 🫣
I’m rather jealous, I had to return my new glasses to Specsavers as they were far too narrow for my massive bleeping head. They even tried heating them up with the machine and bending them to fit, but no,
Guilty.
(Size 15 feet just satin’).
No need for super shower dildos here
LmaoI had a job interview this morning and tried to work in I don’t recall into my answer but couldn’t bring myself to do it
alright when you get the job try and say it on the first day * I double dare you * I was gunna try and say it in one of my sessions but knowing my luck, a client/patient will read tattle
Errrrr well, yes. I mean fancy doing that in someone's handbag. A disgusting thing to do.Della he did a tit in my handbag last week at the nightclub. He’s as rough as a badger’s a!
Get Phil to flush his scruffy head!
I'm not ginger
But I am 5ft
And I once had a dalliance with a chap who had a willy so big it just wouldn't fit anywhere at all (maybe could have stuck it under my armpit or something now I think of it) I said he should go into porn and he said it wasn't the first time he'd been told that!
Was a real shame as he was lovely had a nice house and a nice car with those lights that pop up which he gave me a lift to work in the next morning. Bless the girls vajajay that he ended up with
But I am 5ft
And I once had a dalliance with a chap who had a willy so big it just wouldn't fit anywhere at all (maybe could have stuck it under my armpit or something now I think of it) I said he should go into porn and he said it wasn't the first time he'd been told that!
Was a real shame as he was lovely had a nice house and a nice car with those lights that pop up which he gave me a lift to work in the next morning. Bless the girls vajajay that he ended up with
Aw….that’s a big milestone. Is he excited about going to big school?
No idea when court’s back in. That’s why the thread has nosedived into penises and defecating in handbags
Ffs, I only popped on here to see if there was any update on the jury deliberations. I'm in the hospital with my mum (routine appointment), and now everyone is looking at me funny because I'm sniggering and trying not to laugh out loud
I have the same problem with glasses!! It's a pain in the hole!! My friends can all pick up lovely cheap sunglasses from Primark, I can only find my size in designer or prescription ranges at home!!
I was on holidays in Spain last year though and there was a shop similar to flying tiger but they had a great range of sunglasses for the smaller head size!!
cannot think of the name now though 
They're disgusting aren't they dolph? We can't have a civil conversation about anything without being dragged into the gutter. Knocks me bloody sick it does! I'm going to start blocking them.Aw….that’s a big milestone. Is he excited about going to big school?
No idea when court’s back in. That’s why the thread has nosedived into penises and defecating in handbags
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It's a rollercoasterCan’t believe we’re on to fool sizes past and present
You guys are killing me today with this chat 
Can't beat the handbag shitting but reminded me of when we were at uni, my mates partner got smashed one night and pissed into her uni bag thinking it was the loo. This was in the days we had to hand in hard copies of assignments and unfortunately her dissertation got rather wet and smelled bad. She went to print another and realised she had not saved the last part properly so she had to apply for a last minute extension on the grounds of her partner pissing on her work.Aw….that’s a big milestone. Is he excited about going to big school?
No idea when court’s back in. That’s why the thread has nosedived into penises and defecating in handbags
Oh I'm 5 2, can never reach anything off tHe top shelves in shops so usually ask tall blokes or find a long thing to push it off myself!
They're disgusting aren't they dolph? We can't have a civil conversation about anything without being dragged into the gutter. Knocks me bloody sick it does! I'm going to start blocking them.
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It's a rollercoaster
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Just to say, when I was searching for a Giphy about “filthy” this one came up. Anyone care to explain…?
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That was exactly me yesterday sitting in a hospital waiting room with my adult daughter whilst sniggering away to myself- good luck - that’s the Tattle EffectFfs, I only popped on here to see if there was any update on the jury deliberations. I'm in the hospital with my mum (routine appointment), and now everyone is looking at me funny because I'm sniggering and trying not to laugh out loud
Oh that's easy.
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Just to say, when I was searching for a Giphy about “filthy” this one came up. Anyone care to explain…?
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That was exactly me yesterday sitting in a hospital waiting room with my adult daughter whilst sniggering away to myself- good luck - that’s the Tattle Effect
It's a pink gherkin stuck in a keyring.
I have that when I’m in Tesco and I see her all the time
Hahahahahaha omg sitting on the train sniggering at the fool swinging GIFs without remembering the person behind me can also see them
I'm only 5'10" but my rooster is big enough to have that Welsh railway station tattooed onto it.
You know the one...
...RHYL...
You know the one...
...RHYL...
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