I'm going to be the one on trial next. I hope you will all support me and click the NOT GUILTY vote.
Yesterday my husband fecked off to Ireland and left me with the unenviable task of painting 36 fence panels. (He's not a big selfish
b, his family are there, last minute trip and I stayed to look after the dogs amd have some peace)
We spoke last night and I said if I see one more drop of paint I will explode!
Amazon just delivered another
bleeping tin of paint with the note 'If you're going to explode will you step away from the fence'




I *may* use his golf stick to stir the paint

