Lucy Jessica Carter #5 Had more kids for a photo prop, daily servings of inedible slop

[Rippedjeanmaybe]

I wish she would cut her nails, they make me feel sick

They don’t do nail clippers in their house apparently!

 

[Gossipmongers]

They don’t do nail clippers in their house apparently!

Imagine the germs

 

[Rippedjeanmaybe]

Imagine the germs

Makes me feel a bit ill!

 

[Patmre93]

No Lucy you do not have ‘postpartum skin’... you just eat tit.

 

[Rippedjeanmaybe]

No Lucy you do not have ‘postpartum skin’... you just eat tit.

Literally this, glad someone said it! All they eat is takeaways or homemade takeaways, no wonder she’s spotty!

I can’t really say anything because my acne is awful, but hey, so is my diet!

 

[Patmre93]

Literally this, glad someone said it! All they eat is takeaways or homemade takeaways, no wonder she’s spotty!

I can’t really say anything because my acne is awful, but hey, so is my diet!

Preach.
my skin is awful due to the lockdown diet but I ain’t making excuses

 

[Anon7761]

Why did she keep saying In her new video that she never has time to tidy the house? Like I get you have 3 kids at home in the day still but we’re literally in lockdown, for the past however many weeks could you not have asked Jordan to watch them for the morning while you sort things out? Like if you're saying you don’t have time when we’re literally all in lockdown I just feel like that’s a lie? Just angers me because most people have to go to work with children and still find the time!!! You’re too lazy more like!!

 

[Victoria sponge cake]

Why did she keep saying In her new video that she never has time to tidy the house? Like I get you have 3 kids at home in the day still but we’re literally in lockdown, for the past however many weeks could you not have asked Jordan to watch them for the morning while you sort things out? Like if you're saying you don’t have time when we’re literally all in lockdown I just feel like that’s a lie? Just angers me because most people have to go to work with children and still find the time!!! You’re too lazy more like!!

Jordan is obviously far too busy on his 2+ hour bike rides every day to watch the kids or help her tidy the house

 

[Hachos]

What the hell is a vegan razor? I didn't realise they were not vegan

It’s usually to do with the gel strip on the razor. Most of them aren’t actually vegan

 

[Peachy10]

There is so much sun damage to her face.
She's not even 30 yet. She must slap on the make up.

 

[natalie123]

It’s usually to do with the gel strip on the razor. Most of them aren’t actually vegan

But neither is Lucy a vegan

 

[Collydolly]

But neither is Lucy a vegan

A few months back she was advertising the epilator so conflicting.

 

[Rvg]

A few months back she was advertising the epilator so conflicting.

She’d do an ad for oxygen if it paid her.

 

[Fairypop]

She’d do an ad for oxygen if it paid her.

To be fair to Lucy, hers & Jordan’s brain cells could do with the extra oxygen.....

 

[Nosymum]

She’d do an ad for oxygen if it paid her.

At least that would be an add for something people would want!

 

[Dont swipe up!]

She looks so different on Jordans stories, i cant tell if her ears are too big for her face or eyes just small

It’s called you can’t edit your husbands videos or stories or pics like she can on hers

 

[Lockdownlurker28]

I doubt she’s left her kids at home. Who’s got the tribe Luce hun?

 

[PrettyLittleBunny]

I bet it’s a bloody gifted photo shoot! She’d never pay!!

 

[Dont swipe up!]

I bet it’s a bloody gifted photo shoot! She’d never pay!!

One word
Catfish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fairypop]

Why is there so much stuff in/on the twins cots?! She said they’d just had a nap & India was screeching so I’m assuming she wasn’t in there with them to watch them . Also why’s there a bottle just roaming around Rosabella’s cot?