Loz Curtis

[shh77]

How's the judgement on cosmetic surgery when she has giant fake boobs which she is obsessed with

“…especially getting stuff done to your face! What if you hate it! It’s like teeth. You only get one set of teeth, once they’re gone they’re gone!” …she says through overinflated lips and veneers that severely inhibit her ability to speak properly! 🫠🫠

 

[fakefriendsonthegram]

I watched lauren on YouTube a million years ago. I'm a busy mum of 4 now and makeup and all that shit isn't important in my world anymore! I've definitely moved on from being self absorbed, wanting to be perfectly made up. Hell I'm lucky if I slap on some moisturiser in the mornings. My life is way more richer now that I'm older and have children Lozzy. You should try it, or tell us some more about how you never want kids rah rah rah. Is that because you are too self centred and couldn't spend hours looking at yourself anymore? That's the real reason.

 

[Michy02]

Guys never mind the shirt what the fuck are the eyelashes

What do you mean? these are her signature lashes and girl has got to start using falsies again

 

[LordTrolldemort]

OH MY GOD Lauren, your latest GRWM video.

Everyone was worked up about the botox itself because botox, as "harmless" as it can be, is a PROCEDURE. People have VERY STRONG opinions on both surgical and non-surgical procedures and she's an idiot to think people wouldn't react this way.

Also, everyone reacted so poorly to her botox post is because she is so psychotically obsessed with herself and her own face. She's obsessed with the concept of her aging. ABSOLUTELY ALL of her content is focused around the fact that she's extremely critical of how she looks. The botox post sent everyone over the edge because it is just yet another Lauren post where she obsesses over her face. It's boring.

It's less about how others feel they're flawed because Lauren is getting botox, it's more that 100% of her content revolves around how obsessed with how she looks is. She would never understand from an outside perspective of how she presents to the world. She presents as an airhead who rants about inane things and spends 7 hours a day obsessing over how she looks. No substance to her life. Nothing going on.

 

[kitty_cat123]

I watched Lauren stories when she in the carpark, i can see what she's saying because I've had similar experiences with moving.

but also she basically invalidated reece feeling, it seems like he really misses his family and probably rather go back to perth to live, and she's just convinced him that perth is a horrible place, seems like she well and truly wants them isolated.

 

[shh77]

Does Loz think she invented the quesadilla?

Obviously! She invented chai as well don’t you know!

Lol not Lauren calling people out for being embarrassing and cringy on the internet!

 

[Tis32]

She needs to stop trying to convince herself that she’s a size 6! Literally needs to go up 2/3 sizes, and who the fuq cares?!
No one can see the label when you’re wearing it! And wouldn’t you rather be comfortable not squeezed into something!

Someone commented that they look see thru and she replied saying it's just her boobs.. Stop squeezing in to the wrong size then! Kmart quality is bad enough as it is, nevermind wearing the wrong size.

 

[shh77]

Surely if you really needed something like this, you would just chuck on an old loose shirt?!

or even wilder… wear sunscreen?!!!!

But she’s “only going from indoor location to indoor location (like the true hermet she is) and doesn’t want sunscreen all over her (insanely expensive, ostentatious) car!!!!” Duuuuh
…..dunno about you guys, but I can actually apply sunblock with out it getting all over everything!

 

[pokerface79]

Christ. If crew necks are giving Loz this kind of complex, she’s in for a real rude shock when she hits her mid-40s.

Girl, do yourself a favour and book a styling session with someone.

 

[Velvett0ast]

She needs to stop

 

[Dreamer01]

Yes I was confused watching this as I assumed she was definitely using drive through, I mean surely she is? That is just the lamest story and not at all worth sharing and absolutely not the big deal or embarrassing or awkward or anything that she seems to think it is.

I didn't understand this either. I get recognised all the time by staff - the local butcher, bakery, fruit shop etc. When you shop at the same places at the same time on the same days this happens ( I shop every Sunday morning) it's nothing to be embarrassed about. She really has nothing going on in her life except to scrutinise the smallest things. What a loser.

 

[kmartplate]

I do wonder if she has just rubbed off on Reece. If not pretty amazing that they found each other to both be so anti social and not wanting kids. Not that those things are that rare, but would be hard to find a partner with both of those values. If he was with someone else with different values would he have still held these views? I guess it’s also possible that he has influenced her.

Completely valid choices by the way, but atypical for sure.

 

[Snaggletooth]

She's officially lost the fucking plot.

 

[PiesAndLattes]

Omfg how she still has a following is beyond me

 

[itsbeenaminute]

Those shirts looks ridiculous. I'm sure I could squeeze into the 8 even though I sure as shit am not an 8 lol. They are so tight and not flattering at all. Why can't she just buy a 10/12. Such a fucking size obsessed loser.

 

[tutifruititea]

still going on about the kate middleton theories.
i still can't understand why she refuses to believe they might still be sick/recovering.
HELLO reece had an unexpected hospital stay. it happens !!!

 

[Snaggletooth]

TRANSFORMATIVE?!!! it's a fucking hair trim you fucking stupid mole.
Also blunt hair cut looks fucking awful especially tied up in a ponytail.

 

[kitty_cat123]

That's because it benefits her.. anything that doesn't is immediately too much for her.. selfish cow really.

 

[berry]

I saw she’s documenting her adhd process but not sure if she will post, I hope she does
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And if she’s not autistic I’ll eat my hat

 

[indylee11]

This has got to be a joke… Loz is obsessing over her eyebrows now. It’s sooo sad, she honestly has nothing better to do, I wish someone in her life would mention it to her that it’s not normal obsessing over your appearance like this.