Someone for the love of laser beam lighting CUT LOZ’S INTERNET FOR THE DAY.
Well it isn’t a sun smock…Where do we want to see Loungeface stocked?
Kmart
The Warehouse (my NZ girlies, IYKYK)
Woolies
You know she’s hoping everyone would say Mecca, Sephora, Harrods, Neiman Marcus, Bloomingdales - so she could pretend they’re “so much interest” from her following and pitch to them!🫠
Anyone got any guesses on what this “amazing idea for a product where there’s a HUGE gap in the market!!” that she’s got but is way to lazy to execute??
“Most of the characteristics I don’t have. I’ve done a couple of tests and they all say I’m unlikely to have it” …..hmmm sounds fake but ok 🫠🫠I saw she’s documenting her adhd process but not sure if she will post, I hope she does
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And if she’s not autistic I’ll eat my hat
Unless shes worked with someone who is skilled at seeing females who have been masking their whole lives the answer is irrelevant especially if she has ADHD and autism because they can cancel each other out in certain aspects.“Most of the characteristics I don’t have. I’ve done a couple of tests and they all say I’m unlikely to have it” …..hmmm sounds fake but ok 🫠🫠
Wonder how her sales are going for that…esp this time of year. Or maybe it converts into a rain smockWell it isn’t a sun smock…
Her website is too much. I hate the videos, banner, fluoro yellow.Not Lauren giving us a LITERAL tutorial on how a website works! 🫠
For someone so beige, it’s very BRIGHT!Her website is too much. I hate the videos, banner, fluoro yellow.
Can’t tell if satire, would believe this is just a mock up you made and I hope it is, but probably it isn’t
Sounds like she just talks to him about zombies.I wonder what they actually talk about once he gets home from work. You know - how was you day etc etc. She has no stories about work people, kids or family. She just rambles to complete strangers on the internet all day then heats him up a frozen pizza. I know we only see some of her life but it is fascinating that this is it for her.
Once he gets sicker - which he will, and the dog dies - which it will I don't think she will cope very well.
Oh it's real.Can’t tell if satire, would believe this is just a mock up you made and I hope it is, but probably it isn’t
**expects HIM to cook the frozen pizza!I wonder what they actually talk about once he gets home from work. You know - how was you day etc etc. She has no stories about work people, kids or family. She just rambles to complete strangers on the internet all day then heats him up a frozen pizza. I know we only see some of her life but it is fascinating that this is it for her.
Once he gets sicker - which he will, and the dog dies - which it will I don't think she will cope very well.
I couldn't quite follow what the problem is. Was it the mascara wand got bent somehow in manufacturing? And now they're not taking responsibility?Poor lil Lozzie having a big ol cry!
I’m actually surprised she didn’t name and shame the company!
Yea she was saying I think, yesterday? she’d been getting a bunch of complaints from customers saying their wands were bent, and saying please send pics and I’ll refund you or replace but obviously I can’t guarantee the replacement one won’t be bent too.I couldn't quite follow what the problem is. Was it the mascara wand got bent somehow in manufacturing? And now they're not taking responsibility?
What was this twit crying about?!Wow she really is crying. People are dying Lauren and there’s a cost of living crisis
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