Louise Thompson #37 Louise Made in Munchausens; Ryan Made in Chin

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is she actually fucking kidding me right now. shes just too much. this is her isnt it. this is all shes ever wanted to be. its clear before bum gate she was struggling. everyone had dropped her. sky, Pandora, pampers, i could go on. and the money was also clearly making more anxst with the sly dgs they were giving each other. not that it would have actually been an actual money problem.
but shes got it all back. the free lifestyle. the chelsea era trips.
i mean i think its laughable that a nail brand has paid or her to got to paris. what world are we living in.
its how she tries to convince people its all fluffy clouds and coincidence too though. like " oh its time for a mani pedi i think" no louise your being paid to have them with a trip to paris you #giftedwhore. its so smugged up privileged though. and really really ignorant to the following she has now, and whats currently going on for people. and its not the fact there is different wealth disparities around. this is a gifted lifestyle. its a whole other set of problematic disparities

she also keeps talking about good hair day! its like she honestly thinks people dont realise shes had extensions and this is suddenly all wow my hair-ness.

brian is really trying to shove "man activities" onto his little boy. leo is a cheeky character. very out there. brian will not like this soon. i was waiting for him to rip the nails out of his hands yesterday haha. "dont you dare play with girl things." so today its been gym bro and then dyi, telling us all about how hes been trying to join in. trouble is with brian, he wont make it play. so he needs to be careful not to force his disordered misog body and gym bro stuff onto his child. especially towards the power body stuff. thats one way to get a child running in the other direction. please want to do ballet leo. and come home from nursery, telling daddy you want to be called leona for today
 
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Completely irresponsible that Ryan's in the garden last night with headphones on when they've posted about leo being able to climb out his cot
 
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Although when Ryan says DIY,
Completely irresponsible that Ryan's in the garden last night with headphones on when they've posted about leo being able to climb out his cot
Don't worry...they have a Ring doorbell!
 
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Wtf is Leo drinking water out of a baby bottle? He goes to a Montessori so they’d have him able to pour into and drink out of an open cup no trouble.
Ryan must 2.5 year olds don’t get the chance to chow down on cuts of steak on the daily whether they would love it or not
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Never known a 2.5 year old to love steak so much... he barely knows his own 2.5 year old, let alone any one else's
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I'm sure my kids would love fresh croissants for breakfast and steak every evening but I'm not sure how I would explain the lack of electricity or hot water in the house
 
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‘Takes down a full ribeye to himself, on the regular’ -why does he talk like this? He’s so cringe. Proud of his 2.5 year old for eating a rare steak. Ok. Stupid prick. Poor Leo is going to be pushed into all ‘manly ‘ activities ( including eating a big fuck off steak regularly) isn’t he?

And how many bloody posts are we going to get of her in the black dress & slapping all the make up on. Christ! She really rates herself doesn’t she?
 
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Another self diagnosis - chronic fatigue. What an insult to people who genuinely do have CFS and can’t even get out of bed.

In reality, she’s had a busy few weeks with the book launch and trips away which would make anyone tired when they don’t usually do anything other than arrange flowers. But of course it’s cHrOniC FaTiGuE🫠

 
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If you suffer from chronic fatigue, you won’t be doing all the stuff she has been doing I have fibromyalgia and this heat has set off the fatigue side of it something rotten I haven’t left the house since Saturday and can’t see that changing anytime soon. I certainly wouldn’t be able to planing it up to various places and socialising with other insta twats.
 
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Fucking hell! She’s exhausting. For such an introvert she sure is overcoming those crippling anxieties she claims to have. The power of a little lick of Lorazepam eh? Fucking narcissistic twat.
 
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Ryan changing the cot to a cot bed
Correct me if it's not the case, but I thought they had the mammas and pappas...I have these and it definitely isn't the drama he is making it out to be and you definitely don't have to change all of the runners.
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Mine did come with spare side rails that you had to change which they probably didn't keep because they expected a free upgrade
 
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Dying he’s actually having to do some real work and can’t cut it. He is such a lazy grifter it’s unbelievable. Man up angry bear, this should only take you 15 minutes!
 

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Brian, Brian, Brian on the beg for a new bed for Leo because there is no way Louise will be happy with the way the bed looks when she gets back, and neither of them will put their hands in their pockets for a new one

Screwing some screws in a boor/banging nails in a wall is such an accomplishment for big manly man Brian, god help him if he ever had to assemble Ikea furniture and a screw was missing
 
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Dying he’s actually having to do some real work and can’t cut it. He is such a lazy grifter it’s unbelievable. Man up angry bear, this should only take you 15 minutes!
When you don't work so a 15 minute job becoming an afternoon job on a Monday is no bother...
 
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My God he’s made a meal of that
It’s definitely not meant to look like that Bryan and you definitely don’t need to take the whole thing apart. What a hopeless individual. And sort the f*cking wire out. Kids have died strangling themselves on baby monitor cables.
 
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