Louise Thompson #36

[Hannahc546]

Funny how all of her other rich girl rings still fit though!

 

[JulesC]

I can’t even comment on loopy anymore, she’s a cretin. I hope my constant jibes about Ryan’s chin provide some light relief to the thread and people don’t find it annoying

Why isn’t Leo in nursery today? Ryan is making a bid for dad of the year on his Instagram today. Is Leo only in during term time?

 

[Fisher99]

Ryan’s looking like one of the village people cleaning the BBQ in his underwear and his whole little video genuinely looks like the start of a gay porno.

It’s so unnecessary too, it’s not even been hot today. He’s such a revolting little twerp.

 

[Bluemoon676]

Heard some book extracts. Screams vip patient.

Also she clarifies that she was in ICU for 3 days, they were desperate to move her down before that but she didn't want to move. She thinks they only wanted to move her down because it doesn't look good for the hospital to have people from the maternity unit end up in ICU.

what?!?!

Also it was widely reported that she was in ICU for 5 weeks following the PPH and she just let everyone think that!

 

[MarshC]

It riles me how every influencer that has a child reckons they invented banana pancakes. They are one of the first things most parents make for babies when they’re weaning because they’re literally just bananas and eggs usually. Yet Louise is ‘regularly’ asked for her recipe. Yeah, okay. Millie Macintosh is exactly the same, reckons she invented baby pancakes.
If anyone is actually asking these airheads for recipes they need to go and get in the bin.

 

[soph30]

go Edinburgh Owen

 

[shadowofdoubt]

Remember when she was scared of her kitchen cupboards but the dog biting her kid is funny?! Stupid little dickhead she is

 

[Flossie2]

I can’t even…
Focused, career driven 33 year old man, right there. Is this how he spends his days

 

[Youokayhun23]

I was tempted

 

[Hannahc546]

Please no. Every fucker and their dog has got a podcast these days. I hate them anyway but loopy doesn’t need another outlet for her inane ramblings

Every Fucker and Their Dog....what a fantastic name for a podcast!

 

[ylil]

Correct me if I'm wrong but if a baby had to be resuscitated surely they don't cry coming out? Mine had to be and there was no cry
If she can lie about that was else is she lying about

 

[Hannahc546]

She's a fucking lunatic. Drug induced lupus. And also details in the book that she doesn't actually know about the ashermans...its fucking gross and she needs to be told to stop.
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Cannot believe she is also on the adhd train...she's disgusting

 

[sam0206]

I just find it crazy that a wealthy person thinks they've been hard done by with their birthing experience. Fair enough it would have been scary in the moment but does she not see how "lucky" she is that her child is healthy and that she has the funds to have taken as much time as needed to recover. I do find it strange that she didn't go private to have a planned c section I can't see her dad not paying for that. Maybe though her dad said no to paying for it and this is all Louise going on a massive guilt trip towards her dad genuinely would not surprise me

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

I absolutely believe her terror and her trauma (although we know there's curation to suit her narrative). What I can't get over is the relish in the telling of it. She's selected words carefully to make the most histrionic horror story. She's gleeful!

Spoiler

I've been through a near-death medical trauma. Over 20 years ago but it still has ripples and echoes in my life today. I had ptsd and panic attacks galore, and it absolutely impacted on other, pre-existing issues. There were mistakes and I had apologies and assurances. I didn't sue. If I mention it I do so in stark, not florid language. I'm tired of reliving it. I'm tired of it being there. The last thing I want is to be immersed in it, be known for it, to glorify it.

 

[Tofino]

Just so we all know how much she weighs and how tiny she is never ceases to amaze me with the shit she throws out there, nobody needs to see this.

We know she’s a healthy weight just by looking at her but even if she is 5foot, her BMI is 20. At 4ft10in her BMI is 21.3.

Yes she’s short but the flaunting of her tiny weight is not what she thinks it is. And frankly it’s dangerous for someone making money off women who want to lose weight to do that. Most women are not as short as her so could never healthily be her weight.

 

[Hannahc546]

Book....On meeting ryan part 1:
She had a dream that Alik cheated on her so she felt like it was real.
She couldn't get hold of Alik (who was in the USA) for several days so she told everyone she met including every uber and taxi driver that she was newly single.
She was attracted to Ryan and it made her feel good that he was nervous around her. She clarifies that at this time she had also had her contraceptive implant removed and so it could just be her hormones instead.
They hung out a lot at his little flat.
It was all a big secret and felt thrilling.
Oops she had wrongly assumed that her and alik had broken up and he invited her on hol with his family, it felt like unfinished business big time.

She has to be on some kind of list that taxi drivers and Ubers keep!

 

[Hevxx]

Aahhhhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah …… what an absolute knob!!!!

 

[Tookster]

Where do we even start with her latest post?? She was diagnosed with lupus? I thought it was just drug induced lupus?? She’s an amazing cook?? wtf she used to hate English lessons but now she’s an author? I’m sorry but I class an author as someone who writes a story, not someone who just tells us how ill they are. What else?? She hates travelling?? Says the woman who’s been on how many holidays since Leo’s birth??? The woman should be committed!

 

[Liverbird2003]

I can't believe numerous mental health care workers quit working with her

 

[crabupatree]

Doing a Q & A with Zara and on the day before her book is out. This new management team are really pushing things.
I’m really surprised she hasn’t been on Lorraine- that’s normally the go to for z listers selling something/themselves.

right on cue she's on Lorraine tomorrow and Ryan's gone away away for publication week - she really must have become too insufferable for even him! it's a chaotic week, what's the bet Leo will keep her up all night because she has an important day tomorrow!