If Trump wrote her captions it'd be more like, The jacket is Tremendous, it's Yuuuge, Covfefe like, you'll look like a bad hombre wearing it. Buy it now because it's MEGA.
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Why do these meat head - Jonny Bravo types never prioritise calf raises? I suppose you don't see your own calves in the mirror?No one needs to see his shorts going in and out of his bum crack.Splay and clench responsibly, please.
Why is he making himself so top heavy? From the knees down it looks like a different person.
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Hurry home, Louise! The steaks have been burnt for hours.
Well, they both have Leo with them so my money is on Ryan’s timeline being the most accurate.
Sure you did. You’ve been bleating on all day about how quiet it was on your up-before-the-rest-of-London walk. Looking at your own reflection doesn’t count.
She’s still on breakfast. This is the longest day ever.
She’s still on breakfast. This is the longest day ever.
I read that as “career burnout” and laughed my arse off
I did too
I have the feeling sometimes, that he don’t trust her to be on her own with the child
Basically what you’re saying Brian is that your child is a bit of an inconvenience unless he’s asleep…..
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TaterTot & MeatHead are possibly the two worst humans of all time.
In all the filming of Leo, he doesn’t look like a handful. I’m sure he has tricky moments but he seems like quite a quiet kid. They really don’t want to be inconvenienced at all do they.
Are the silly billies playing competitive parenting?
TT: pastries, pj's and fun in the park
Brian: I was drawing cartoons BEFORE he was even born!
TT: pastries, pj's and fun in the park
Brian: I was drawing cartoons BEFORE he was even born!
So tempting…..
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So they won't even give Brian the car? He has to bowo it every time he has to do an ad for them?
Didn't look like fruit loop was in the car?
Birth truama. Good god. It wasn't even in birth. And the later truama you've had since, has been all ibd admissions and buckets of blood losses. The birth issues was one in done after that initial bit wasn't it? And she played on it. Had birth- infection days later, readmitted for this. ( not saying any issues isn't scary. Hope you all know what I'm sayingx)
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Her issues are all her narc issues. Her munchie. Her being her is the bleeping issue.
You can tell they are desperate for money. She's really trying to shove the CLICK ON MY LTK TO LINE MY MONEY
witches.
Didn't look like fruit loop was in the car?
Birth truama. Good god. It wasn't even in birth. And the later truama you've had since, has been all ibd admissions and buckets of blood losses. The birth issues was one in done after that initial bit wasn't it? And she played on it. Had birth- infection days later, readmitted for this. ( not saying any issues isn't scary. Hope you all know what I'm sayingx)
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Her issues are all her narc issues. Her munchie. Her being her is the bleeping issue.
You can tell they are desperate for money. She's really trying to shove the CLICK ON MY LTK TO LINE MY MONEY
witches.
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Excuse me, only (fine bone china) cupfuls of blood for our Lou! 
Buckets?
Buckets are for the oceans of self pity.
Buckets?Buckets are for the oceans of self pity.
We’ve been here before. Where is the flamingo? And the lion?
I’ve immortalised his drawings….
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Oh don’t encourage him!!
I’ve immortalised his drawings….
Oh don’t encourage him!!
I’m imagining that chicken to be grilled for 3 hours. Why do they burn all there food. The pancakes yesterday gave me indigestion just looking at them
duck me what a laugh for a Sunday night 
one comment and he’s now off down a rabbit hole on his new hobby those pictures he drew, looked like he traced over the original picture. Like you do when you’re a kid! Haven’t seen the skateboard or the guitar in a while, he must’ve given those up but he’s going to write a children’s book, let’s see this happen eh
one comment and he’s now off down a rabbit hole on his new hobby those pictures he drew, looked like he traced over the original picture. Like you do when you’re a kid! Haven’t seen the skateboard or the guitar in a while, he must’ve given those up but he’s going to write a children’s book, let’s see this happen eh I assume he thinks being a children’s author will be easier than being a surfer. Doesn’t have to get his hair wet.
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