Don’t think anyone has said it today:
WHERE’S THE HIGHLAND COW RYAN?
WHERE’S THE HIGHLAND COW RYAN?
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If she's really spending £23 per pair of leggings on marketing then she's being taken for a ride
How long has Pocket been going for? Because 30,000 pairs of leggings doesn’t seem to equate to an awful lot of profit by my reckoning.
Louise Thompson: from Made in Chelsea to activewear queen
Drapers catches up with Made in Chelsea's Louise Thompson to talk about her journey from reality TV star to sportswear businesswoman.
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2017 for Pocket Sport but it was Pocket London before that which was set up in 2012 but that sounds like it was more denim rather than leggings.
If we use 2017 and 6 years to be generous. That would be 5000 pairs a year, just over 400 pairs a month.
Is she serious trying to get her dumbass followers to do ‘marketing/promotion’ for pocket, because god forbid her or Ryan actually do some work themselves or put their hand in their pocket and get a company to do it properly!
Hopefully her followers realise they don't need to share her post to get the discount code, you just enter your email address in the link and get the code FAIR35 (I did this with a burner email for research purposes only
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So dkne with their tit. Happy as bleeping Larry. Just say it like it is please. You're already full on disingenuous as duck so just say it, it's a gifted stay. Pr my highland cow sized arse. It's a gifted stay! Gifted gifted gifted.
Smooth brain Brian, do tell what Pr you think you'd give them with your 8 commented posts?
And louise your grinning smug,munchie orgasmic face is almost worse than your woe is me one. Careful your due a sympathy vote post soon. Be more cautious babes, people might just think your getting off on all this.
Smooth brain Brian, do tell what Pr you think you'd give them with your 8 commented posts?
And louise your grinning smug,munchie orgasmic face is almost worse than your woe is me one. Careful your due a sympathy vote post soon. Be more cautious babes, people might just think your getting off on all this.
WHAT MARKETING?! You have a huge audience and sporadically spam BOGOFs.
It's your brand, lazy arse. The sort of promo you're talking about should happen organically.
How can they have such a large platform and two of the most lame businesses going?
It's your brand, lazy arse. The sort of promo you're talking about should happen organically.
How can they have such a large platform and two of the most lame businesses going?
Haha, thought the exact same thing. As predictable as grazing highland cows this one,isn't she?
Soooo…..if the RRP is £58 and we assume a generous 30% of that £58 is profit, that gives profit per month of just shy of £7k, £84k per year. That’s not a sustainable business.Louise Thompson: from Made in Chelsea to activewear queen
Drapers catches up with Made in Chelsea's Louise Thompson to talk about her journey from reality TV star to sportswear businesswoman.
2017 for Pocket Sport but it was Pocket London before that which was set up in 2012 but that sounds like it was more denim rather than leggings.
If we use 2017 and 6 years to be generous. That would be 5000 pairs a year, just over 400 pairs a month.
They have a negative balance sheet that seems to be getting worse year on year too. This was up to 30th April 2023. Their liabilities far exceed their assets so the business has negative net worth.
She made a comment after having Leo that her businesses were struggling because she had been unable to work. Probably when she was trying to encourage people to ‘shop small businesses’.
Haha all important smooth brain called it a pr visit.
Louise as is there thing of outing eqchother,labeled it an ad.
Filming child.
Ad
Buy my legging
Leo
Buy my book
Leo
Buy my clothes
Stay in hotel
Stoma I'm ill you know!
Ad gifted life
Leo
Ad Ad Ad
Ugh cunts
someone send me more makeup!
Extra kit because I'm dyyyuyuing witches.
Louise as is there thing of outing eqchother,labeled it an ad.
Filming child.
Ad
Buy my legging
Leo
Buy my book
Leo
Buy my clothes
Stay in hotel
Stoma I'm ill you know!
Ad gifted life
Leo
Ad Ad Ad
Ugh cunts
Extra kit because I'm dyyyuyuing witches.
So a topless photo of Leo in the bath - what an idiot. Is nothing sacred?!
Her mood has dramatically changed to upbeat and happy since the stoma annoucement. She’s off swimming, living her best life. I don’t think we’ve seen her so jubilant for a while. Goes to show just how much she needs attention.
Her mood has dramatically changed to upbeat and happy since the stoma annoucement. She’s off swimming, living her best life. I don’t think we’ve seen her so jubilant for a while. Goes to show just how much she needs attention.
I honestly can’t believe how well she seems to have taken the fact she has a stoma. Even for the most level headed person it must surely be traumatic. She seems the happiest she’s been in a while. Surely it can’t be because of all the attention and ‘projects’ she is getting off the back of it. It’s like she’s won the lottery or something- maybe daddy has increased her allowance.
I think any normal person would be pretty gutted to have a stoma. They’d probably be glad that it bought some relief but we know Thompson. She’s miserable over tiny little things but now it’s like she’s high on life and elated and I suspect that’s all from the attention she’s gotten from her stoma.
Is this also the narrative she needs to sell for her book?
“Lucky” - how I overcame the worst things that can happen to anyone. If I can do it so can you.
Funny how the stoma seems to have cured the birth trauma / ptsd overnight too
“Lucky” - how I overcame the worst things that can happen to anyone. If I can do it so can you.
Funny how the stoma seems to have cured the birth trauma / ptsd overnight too
Would i love to go to some of these expensive, luxury hotels?...of course. Would I swap it for my actual family holidays where we spend time together that isn't just for the photo ops...no thanks.
Louise probably went for the freebie L’Oréal products.
She is not looking very glam here at all.
She is not looking very glam here at all.
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