Louise Pentland #3 It’s a no from the BBC & the book didn't make the top 3!

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What TV has she done? She was on Celeb Mastermind (specialist subject Harry Potter. She was terrible) and that Sat teatime quiz with Rick Edwards - Impossible??? Anything else? Both times she seemed quite lacklustre, awkward and forgettable. Has she ever been on TV to discuss her books?
She was due to be on Radio 4s Woman's Hour recently but that didn't happen - don't know why.
I simply can't think where she would fit in on TV. Stand up to Cancer Bake-off? That sort of thing.
There isn’t anything she could do really. Apart from the really crap z-list barrel scraping celeb shows like Who’s doing the Dishes? Or some shite like that. She couldn’t do Celeb Bake Off or Celeb Masterchef, because she can’t cook/bake. And I know Celeb Bake Off always has celebs who can’t bake on, but they need to be funny to play to it for entertainment, Louise couldn’t, she is too awkward and unnatural on camera.
 
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I know youtubers/influencers are entitled brats but this on another level. It really is staggering that because she fannies about with a camera she thinks she should be handed a shiny TV career. (now that her 'author' career has tanked)

Louise should realise that how she got where she is on youtube, is the same for TV i.e. being in the right place at the right time, being likable, relateable, have that extra little something about you, and if you are the underdog rising to the top even better - think Rylan for example. Louise is simply none of these things. Maybe she was once, hence her Youtube career but nowadays nope. Not likable or relatable. At all.

Imagine the production meeting: "Do you think that if we got a millionaire vlogger who suffers from lazyitis to battle the odds (get out of bed) to get even richer for basically doing jackshit, the nation will buy it and she can become the next nation's sweetheart?"

*crickets*

You know what Louise, be grateful for what you already have, which is a lot more than us normal folk will ever have and STFU.
 
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Dawn O'Porter was also in Edinburgh interviewing Louis Theroux. What's interesting is Dawn started out in TV with presenting etc. Obviously ran out of work as she then moved onto Instagram and writing books. Similar to what Louise does!
 
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Does anyone know if she still has the kittens? I haven’t heard her talk about them or even seen them in videos. It’s alway the older cats you see in the background. I have a feeling they’ve been rehomed.
 
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Dawn O'Porter was also in Edinburgh interviewing Louis Theroux. What's interesting is Dawn started out in TV with presenting etc. Obviously ran out of work as she then moved onto Instagram and writing books. Similar to what Louise does!
I think it’s more that she moved to LA with her husband and started to do other work - she’s writing a Stock, Aitken and Waterman musical atm
 
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Alfie’s done the new crystal maze, Zoe’s done celeb bake off, Joe’s done strictly and now Saffron is too. even a few years ago Jim chapman got to present some bbc3 “documentary” about youtubers. Louise isn’t fit to do crystal maze or strictly and has never shown the slightest interest in baking, all she could do is some quiz where she plays a minor role which she’s already done two of! what more does she want i honestly can’t think of a single show she’d work well on, and as for a presenting gig you’re having a laugh aren’t you! no way she could be the next holly willoughby she’d have to leave her “soft office” and “pearly girl” and the “fur babies”
 
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She s still totally ignoring the WW children's app in America but no doubt be here soon. Maybe she should read this...but hey she s been paid, she doesn't follow it any more, looks heavier than ever including double chin, not healthy at all.
 
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I think it’s more that she moved to LA with her husband and started to do other work - she’s writing a Stock, Aitken and Waterman musical atm
Actually when they were still living in London she was advertising potatoes and Andrex toilet wipes! She kept sharing her showreel on her Twitter so I think she definitely stopped getting work, so then she moved out to LA and started writing more.
 
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I love the brilliant and totally accurate posts about her not using YouTube as a way to create show real to show what angle of slot she could do on a show. She can't cook, bake, doesn't clean, minimal child care, never see her doing much educationally with the girls, been saying she 'll start gardening but never does, she couldn't do loose women... She d just s it on the fence with no fiestiness or opinion. She has NO unique selling point or angle tv could use. Despite her setting up wilde women readers group I never see her contributing... IT's all her followers highlighting books they are reading, found in charity shops. She won't talk about her property development business advise how to go into it, tips etc... She just wants fame, and smooze with celebs ,has no real journalist interest in mainstream media. It's pathetic immature self indulgence.😡
 
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She s still totally ignoring the WW children's app in America but no doubt be here soon. Maybe she should read this...but hey she s been paid, she doesn't follow it any more, looks heavier than ever including double chin, not healthy at all.
Did Louise not tweet/post recently that the app was launched after her ‘partnership ‘ with WW, so she had no idea about it? Once an influencer has been paid and flogged a product...there is no loyalty/awareness it seems.
 
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I love the brilliant and totally accurate posts about her not using YouTube as a way to create show real to show what angle of slot she could do on a show. She can't cook, bake, doesn't clean, minimal child care, never see her doing much educationally with the girls, been saying she 'll start gardening but never does, she couldn't do loose women... She d just s it on the fence with no fiestiness or opinion. She has NO unique selling point or angle tv could use. Despite her setting up wilde women readers group I never see her contributing... IT's all her followers highlighting books they are reading, found in charity shops. She won't talk about her property development business advise how to go into it, tips etc... She just wants fame, and smooze with celebs ,has no real journalist interest in mainstream media. It's pathetic immature self indulgence.😡
I can't think of any of the original Gleamers who actually have a passion or an interest in anything at all tbh. Niomi with her veganism but that is stretching it. Not actually a hobby. I don't include a slavish interest in buying or flogging stuff. So it is hard to think where to put them on TV other than just being a very minor celeb but most of them don't have the personality for it.
 
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The nosy person in me is wondering what she lost! 👀 and if it was so sentimental why she took it on a flight with her!
 
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There isn’t anything she could do really. Apart from the really crap z-list barrel scraping celeb shows like Who’s doing the Dishes? Or some shite like that. She couldn’t do Celeb Bake Off or Celeb Masterchef, because she can’t cook/bake. And I know Celeb Bake Off always has celebs who can’t bake on, but they need to be funny to play to it for entertainment, Louise couldn’t, she is too awkward and unnatural on camera.
We are all overlooking one major factor in why she is unemployable: she is a thoroughly nasty piece of work who would not fit in anywhere.

I love the brilliant and totally accurate posts about her not using YouTube as a way to create show real to show what angle of slot she could do on a show. She can't cook, bake, doesn't clean, minimal child care, never see her doing much educationally with the girls, been saying she 'll start gardening but never does, she couldn't do loose women... She d just s it on the fence with no fiestiness or opinion. She has NO unique selling point or angle tv could use. Despite her setting up wilde women readers group I never see her contributing... IT's all her followers highlighting books they are reading, found in charity shops. She won't talk about her property development business advise how to go into it, tips etc... She just wants fame, and smooze with celebs ,has no real journalist interest in mainstream media. It's pathetic immature self indulgence.😡
You should really learn to say what you are thinking...
 
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Noooo. I'm talking from a daughters point of view
All I was thinking is when you have children you'll understand and I don't mean that in a patronising way. However, in Lady Louise's case it's a bit different as she has a Nanny and is not left looking after her two kids night and day with no break. Some Mum's do enjoy a break away. I know I do and I never felt guilty that I didn't miss my kids!
 
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The nosy person in me is wondering what she lost! 👀 and if it was so sentimental why she took it on a flight with her!
The only thing I could think of was that ratty blanket she’s kept since she was a kid. Maybe she takes it on flights for comfort? But why as a grown up could she not go and speak to the flight crew herself? She was trying to look extra pitiful in the story.
 
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But why as a grown up could she not go and speak to the flight crew herself? She was trying to look extra pitiful in the story.
Exactly this 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 it’s all just ‘woe is me’ and drama with her! Instead of dealing with it, she’ll have been having a Minstrel style break down, Liam would’ve been rolling his eyes to the point where he’s gone and asked about it. I honestly don’t know how he puts up with her.
 
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The only thing I could think of was that ratty blanket she’s kept since she was a kid. Maybe she takes it on flights for comfort? But why as a grown up could she not go and speak to the flight crew herself? She was trying to look extra pitiful in the story.
I was thinking this too!
 
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