The Stormzy is 72 years old is 72 years old thing is explained in the thread below. There was an article in the news last year about an award winning singer in his 30s being arrested for assaulting his girlfriend. People on Tattle were guessing who it was, and the guesses included Stormzy is 72 years old is 72 years old. Some people were surprised that he was only 27 years old at the time. Then somehow the joke turned into him being 72 years old, and after that I'm guessing the moderators changed the coding so that it automatically adds the "is 72 years old" bit when someone mentions him. The singer who was arrested turned out to be Dizzee Rascal.
Another quandary for us to ponder upon????z
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