LornaLuxe #5 liar, liar acrylic pants on fire

[Ohmydays]

She provides a service to all the companies giving her constant freebies ...
it’s called over consumption
I really have no idea what her brand is or her job.
I wonder if the queue in Primark today is what it’s like to queue on line to buy primarni-luxe ...
how does she make an income to afford s damn Bentley
Answers on a postcard ... for sure it’s not her ‘tew-selled hair

You watch
Returns to London

With the fake hair in

And a face mask ... to cover her sudden eye surgery

Answer to your ‘income question ‘ is on here ... sorry don’t know what thread but one of the ‘Tattlers’ was in the know and explained how much Instablaggers can earn .. .. it’s absolutely hideous amounts and teaches you not to ‘swipe up for aff links’ Any fellow tattlers our there recall this ?
But I think the’Brand’ ...( cos they’re not very High end or designer) Dont care about her ethics they just want a percentage of her 1M followers

 

[Its_Me]

Answer to your ‘income question ‘ is on here ... sorry don’t know what thread but one of the ‘Tattlers’ was in the know and explained how much Instablaggers can earn .. .. it’s absolutely hideous amounts and teaches you not to ‘swipe up for aff links’ Any fellow tattlers our there recall this ?
But I think the’Brand’ ...( cos they’re not very High end or designer) Dont care about her ethics they just want a percentage of her 1M followers

And also because the damn Bentley didn’t cost as much as some might think

 

[Ohmydays]

And also because the damn Bentley didn’t cost as much as some might think

Oops @Its_Me Forgot that bit

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

I’m still laughing at the “grafter / ever such a hard worker” comment.


(For context, I’m up at 5am, looking after 2 kids, moving house, working full time AND a single parent. I’ve not had half hour to myself in nearly 4 months & not one single minute of help)

Meanwhile Lorna will be in bed for another 5 hours, will “ablute” for another 3 before either staring at herself, talking about herself or taking pictures of herself for the rest of the day.
THIS IS NOT WORK LORNA. This is nothing like real work, real business, real “graft” or real life.
Applying your 7th hair mask in 3 days IS NOT A bleeping JOB.

 

[Its_Me]

I’m still laughing at the “grafter / ever such a hard worker” comment.


(For context, I’m up at 5am, looking after 2 kids, moving house, working full time AND a single parent. I’ve not had half hour to myself in nearly 4 months & not one single minute of help)

Meanwhile Lorna will be in bed for another 5 hours, will “ablute” for another 3 before either staring at herself, talking about herself or taking pictures of herself for the rest of the day.
THIS IS NOT WORK LORNA. This is nothing like real work, real business, real “graft” or real life.
Applying your 7th hair mask in 3 days IS NOT A bleeping JOB.

It actually unnerves me that her stories typically don’t start until 11am or later but she says oh I’ve been up for ages, no you haven’t.

 

[Ohmydays]

WTF ..Im sorry ... is this meant to be a good look

 

[Their all fake and greedy]

WTF ..Im sorry ... is this meant to be a good look

More like a bloody state so weird how she looks

 

[Its_Me]

WTF ..Im sorry ... is this meant to be a good look

I bleeping hate that pose, they all do it now.

That room she’s in could be so lovely I like the white panelling and flooring but it just looks too bare! There’s minimalistic and then there’s boring.

 

[Hereforthepictures]

I actually think she looks alright here

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

WTF ..Im sorry ... is this meant to be a good look

THAT LEG THING ARGH

I’m still laughing at the “grafter / ever such a hard worker” comment.


(For context, I’m up at 5am, looking after 2 kids, moving house, working full time AND a single parent. I’ve not had half hour to myself in nearly 4 months & not one single minute of help)

Meanwhile Lorna will be in bed for another 5 hours, will “ablute” for another 3 before either staring at herself, talking about herself or taking pictures of herself for the rest of the day.
THIS IS NOT WORK LORNA. This is nothing like real work, real business, real “graft” or real life.
Applying your 7th hair mask in 3 days IS NOT A bleeping JOB.

ugh yes, my pet peeve is awful twats starting a blog and thinking that makes them a 'journalist'. If noone is asking or paying you to write, or subbing your copy then IT'S NOT A JOB

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

“It’s a really nice memory that, actually” what- him getting Botox or your wedding day?!

 

[LadyLockdown]

“It’s a really nice memory that, actually” what- him getting Botox or your wedding day?!

I thought she meant him looking young

 

[Dontbelieveit]

Happppppy Tuesday ... I’d be a lot happier if you didn’t say that every day

New Dior products ..... “my face is flawless” well your bloody nose isn’t

 

[Laurenhelen88]

Happppppy Tuesday ... I’d be a lot happier if you didn’t say that every day

New Dior products ..... “my face is flawless” well your bloody nose isn’t

That will be the photo filler you apply to everything Lorna not the expensive make up you’ve blagged

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Is it just me, or have her white jeans she’s wearing in stories got an orange tinge to the button area from her grubby hands?

 

[Candycrush]

Aaaand off goes the rodial banana lowlighter aaaand here comes the dior concealer. I commented before I wonder how long before the rodial one disappears and it's never mentioned again. Now it's out of stock, she can aff link to the dior one which of course will now become her favourite ever concealer in the whole wide world.

 

[Tea4u]

My Grandad used to say that when he was going for a shite !

I’ll just leave this here .. A Dior bag tweet Followed by a donate to Yemen retweet !!!

She could donate the price of one of these designer bags to Yemen! She doesn’t need more bags.

 

[Just watching it all]

That Dior bag is hideous, but of course this is Lorna zero taste!

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Oh my god it’s Mr Luxe chatting off camera again. Their repartee is really not as funny as she thinks is it...
And it’s rehearsed isn’t it... I’m absolutely cringing. About as natural as her lips.

( p.s is she making digs at us?)

 

[EllaEllaElla]

WTF ..Im sorry ... is this meant to be a good look

Funny thing here I tried doing this pose when I got out of the shower this morning fuckin uncomfortable seriously, whoever started this trend of standing like you've tit yourself needs another knock on their head...