LornaLuxe #5 liar, liar acrylic pants on fire

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Ha ha listen to how she says ‘ tousled’ referring to her rats tail hair ... hilarious ... she says ‘ tew-selled’ ... not even a word !!!

Her hair looks better natural.. than killing the life out of it with straighteners. Then she throws an insult indirectly to people probably watching it with curly hair ‘ oh, I don’t like curly hair’ .... well sorry .. but your hair looks miles better natural .. than like a flat ironing board.

With her type of hair it will never ever grow long .. just look stragley... why mess around with these products & not just go for a short hair cut? Her preference I know .. but thrusting these products at people once again just to line her pockets ...

She’s odd. I could not stop staring at her mouth when she speaks ... it’s like one side of her mouth goes up to her ear 👂
The “tew-selled” got me today. The density of this woman makes my day. Why on earth would Dyson use someone with her sort of hair to be their saleswoman? I for one am totally put off my watching LLL and the attempt at the curls? She just couldn’t be arsed

Won’t be putting myself through listening to the podcast
I’m tempted... will give it a few mins and see

The “tew-selled” got me today. The density of this woman makes my day. Why on earth would Dyson use someone with her sort of hair to be their saleswoman? I for one am totally put off my watching LLL and the attempt at the curls? She just couldn’t be arsed


I’m tempted... will give it a few mins and see
1hr27mins FML. Might have to backtrack on that now
 
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To anyone out there with curly or wavy hair I ❤❤❤❤ It. Poker straight hair is so naughties .... plus with the baby fine hair she naturally has why on earth all these products ... oh wsit .. once again just so she can shove it down some poor girls throat who can probably ill afford it during these hard times.
 
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Well it got me off to sleep! I lost the will to live after 40 mins.
I feel shes revealing a little more so that there’s nothing to bite her on her arse.
(One of my ex’s flings wrote the Virgin cabin crew book. It was tit)
 
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Well it got me off to sleep! I lost the will to live after 40 mins.
I feel shes revealing a little more so that there’s nothing to bite her on her arse.
(One of my ex’s flings wrote the Virgin cabin crew book. It was tit)
Didn’t really understand a lot of it .. she contradicts herself a lot .. She didn’t want to go back to that place in Manchester .. but everyone loves a northern accent cos they feel they can trust the person .. ooohhhhhh. are you dissing us southerners !!
We all know the Cabin Crew stories ..most of them are gold digger wannabes and just wanna shag a pilot or a celebrity !!!!
 
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To anyone out there with curly or wavy hair I ❤❤❤❤ It. Poker straight hair is so naughties .... plus with the baby fine hair she naturally has why on earth all these products ... oh wsit .. once again just so she can shove it down some poor girls throat who can probably ill afford it during these hard times.
I’m sorry but she really doesn’t have nice hair at all as you say all this over styling & straight hair is very outdated now because most girls realised how bad it was for your hair! I usually get my hair cut every 10-12 weeks, haven’t had it cut since Feb and actually I don’t even feel it’s desperate because I’ve not been heat styling as much just washing and leaving it to dry in a bun and no colouring. I’m sure her PK products have done some work but had she not bleeping straightened in for the camera everyday I bet she would have noticed a 50% more improvement.
 
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Why am I not surprised she wants eyelid surgery when in her stories she’s posting make up shots of herself and she always pulls her eyebrow up at the end. It’s that trick that make up artists do where they use clear tape to pull back the skin to lift that area.
 
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Didn’t really understand a lot of it .. she contradicts herself a lot .. She didn’t want to go back to that place in Manchester .. but everyone loves a northern accent cos they feel they can trust the person .. ooohhhhhh. are you dissing us southerners !!
We all know the Cabin Crew stories ..most of them are gold digger wannabes and just wanna shag a pilot or a celebrity !!!!
Exactly. My ex husband worked his way through most of Virgin ( not @Its_Me‘S sister obvs) and the entirety of the emirates crew. He’s Right up Lorna’s street as well. Wealthy smokes like a chimney & drinks a lot. Penchant for Northern girls also ;-)
 
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So help me understand her brand here -she's supposed to be "luxe" but she wears this ITS crap all the time? I don't get what is "luxe" about this? Every time something is more than 50$ she says its too "spenny" but your brand is luxe? How on EARTH does that make sense? So you just pair 4.99 acrylic crap with your designer bags and that's luxe? Luxe is picking quality items, building a quality timeless wardrobe with a FEW trendy items built in here and there. It's hilarious to me that she thinks anything over 50 is too spenny - and you see other influencers actually partnering with quality brands to make like cashmere lounge sets. Other influencers have actually started their own businesses with really good products (like hair products, etc.). Her agency is failing her - her brand is all off. She's not luxe in any way with this grubby tan, this undecorated flat (GET A PROPER DECORATOR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD IF YOU ARE REALLY LUXE), and the acrylic trash she's always wearing! Honestly- hire the decorator and post about picking out things for your 2 bed flat instead of doing your makeup in the mirror on the floor every morning. What is luxe about that? Honestly....
 
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Exactly. My ex husband worked his way through most of Virgin ( not @Its_Me‘S sister obvs) and the entirety of the emirates crew. He’s Right up Lorna’s street as well. Wealthy smokes like a chimney & drinks a lot. Penchant for Northern girls also ;-)
@AllAboutTheMayhem love it ...I used to be a trainer I’ve met quite a few of em in my time 😂😂I’ve just finished the podcast ... 💤 😴 OMG . That Emma is so boring not a good host at all and as for ‘ me me me LoonyLuxeLiar’ she just wants everyone to like her !!! Why is she talking non stop about her virgin days ... seriously she’s such a bore !!!!
Greedy witch still managed to get 3 ADs in..
Diet coke
iTS
Kingsley
 
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Why am I not surprised she wants eyelid surgery when in her stories she’s posting make up shots of herself and she always pulls her eyebrow up at the end. It’s that trick that make up artists do where they use clear tape to pull back the skin to lift that area.
1. I definitely wouldn’t be taking Botox tips from her mate after seeing some pictures 😱
2. How about, just stop wearing eyeliner? 🤔
 
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Omg whys she’s asking for Botox advice when she’s definitely already had it

Your bleeping brows are dropping because you haven’t been able to have Botox for months
 
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We know she reads here, so I’ll just put it out there that a colleague of mine had the baggy eye lid shizzle removed, and it was singularly the most impressive anti ageing surgery I have ever seen. They took a good few CM off each eyelid (sorry girls, it all goes absolutely tits when our hormone levels start plummeting). Eyelids go like baggy ball bags. It’s horrid.
Anyhow my colleague looked entirely natural, just genuinely fabulous for her age and very much a case of “ what has she had done?”
Obvs “natural” isn’t the look Lorna goes for, but my colleague didn’t need Botox as well because it was the heavy eyes that aged her, not frown lines or wrinkles. So she had the freedom to emote also, bonus.

I shall definitely going down that route rather than Botox (altho I tried some just between my eyebrows about 10 years ago)

So much can be done these days without having to resort to the likes of Lornas Lip Lunacy. I’m not naming the dr ( who is absolutely genius) because I don’t want her gagging/ begging for freebies and ruining his reputation. 🤣 happy to say I’ve never seen anything like Lorna come out of his clinic. No z listers either.
 
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The reason she is asking for Botox advice is because she wants a freebie, she's hoping someone will day I'll come to your home and top you up! She's so flipping transparent!
 
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Did anyone hear the episode she did with Emma Guns. Absolutely full of contradictions:

For instance, she kept repeating that she’s very customer-oriented and kind but also said she will block people without hesitation. Then she said she’ll try and meet people where they are and discuss any conflict on Instagram but doesn’t really care what people think. I find it hard to believe she responds personally to 2000 messages a day too.

She said she asked her partner to help her with her eating disorder but threatened to break up with him when he offered to get her into The Priory.

Her Insta really is dedicated to showing off designer gear but that she’s also providing a service...what service is she providing?

She said she was great at her air hostess job but didn’t get promoted because she didn’t fill the forms in?

Emma called her self aware and wise!!
 
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She provides a service to all the companies giving her constant freebies ...
it’s called over consumption
I really have no idea what her brand is or her job.
I wonder if the queue in Primark today is what it’s like to queue on line to buy primarni-luxe ...
how does she make an income to afford s damn Bentley
Answers on a postcard ... for sure it’s not her ‘tew-selled hair

You watch
Returns to London

With the fake hair in 🤷🏼‍♀️🙉

And a face mask ... to cover her sudden eye surgery 🤣
 
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She doesn’t know who she is or what she’s doing but her self confidence is something else!
 
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LLL’s brand is basically a mail-order catalogue. She’ll accept any “paid partnership”, flog her cheap as chips ITS and recycle the same designer tit to add to the “Luxe”. This dipshit wouldn’t know the meaning of integrity if it botoxed it’s way on to her already botoxed forehead.
 
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Yes I snorted out loud at a number of the contradictions.
She would be the sort of person likely to argue with the specialists at the priory and tbh when I’ve met patients who’ve been “brought in” by family members they invariably fail. They don’t want to be there. Doomed.

Do you want to get better or do you want someone pandering to your every whim Lorna? 🙄

Typically the ones who ask for therapy, complete the therapy and take the follow up help are the ones who will have the best chance of recovery. I think the Virgin job was merely the catalyst for her mental health issues. Certainly not the cause. From what she says she was headed that way.. not to mention this bizarre entitlement and desire for “Stuff” ( she actually said that in the NarcCast)

In basic terms, she’s got the gift of the gab, and very much like Katie Price, truly believes her own hype. Very much the sales rep. When describing her own social media excellence, she could have just said that she has “transferable skills” picked up from her customer service days and air hostess days. She can use that next time :)

oh and the hard working thing ??? Recognised for being a grafter??? Actually nearly peed my pants. Are we talking about the same person? The one can’t even be arsed to research the products she’s gifted, but just reads the bleeping label??
And the very same lazy wench that’s sat in her robe until lunch every day for 3 months??? duck my life.

(That woman Emma simpering and indulging her was utterly nauseating)

And I’m done, 🤣
 
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