I cannot deal
And the bloody gormless looks all the time!Dear lord.
The blotchiness of her skin. Look at the various colours and patchiness on the neck
And the white face
VOMDear lord.
The blotchiness of her skin. Look at the various colours and patchiness on the neck
And the white face
I haven’t watched Lorna for a little while, and now I remember whyWtf is going on with her chest?! She really needs to stop with the fake tan - it looks awful. And that manky dressing gown needs burning, or at the very least a good wash!
Enough with the oversized shirtsThat bloody nars lip balm stuff... ew
I LOVE all of thisTrying to bring foundation lips back.
Enough with the oversized shirtsI know it's claimed that wearing certain clothing oversized makes it appear more expensive but come on... There's oversized and then there's oversized to the point you're wearing something 3 sizes too big and looking like a twat. Yes. You. Lorna
The lips: glob glob glob
Enough with everything she’s no fashion inspiration. Or make up. Or hair. Or lifestyle.Trying to bring foundation lips back.
Enough with the oversized shirtsI know it's claimed that wearing certain clothing oversized makes it appear more expensive but come on... There's oversized and then there's oversized to the point you're wearing something 3 sizes too big and looking like a twat. Yes. You. Lorna
The lips: glob glob glob
Thread suggestion: Lorna Luxeless and Gormless. Glob Glob Glob lip balm all around her gobTrying to bring foundation lips back.
Enough with the oversized shirtsI know it's claimed that wearing certain clothing oversized makes it appear more expensive but come on... There's oversized and then there's oversized to the point you're wearing something 3 sizes too big and looking like a twat. Yes. You. Lorna
The lips: glob glob glob
yeah I thought that when I watched it earlier too . Kept staring at itI can’t help but notice that it always looks like she has a bulge in her nether regions .... like she’s got a bargain of ‘ 2 for the price of 1 at tescos’ ... meat and 2 veg and a bit of a fanny pac down there .. it popped out to say hello on her stories earlier
Good Lord we’ve all noticed it .. hard not to when it’s thrust in your face ... That ‘growler ‘ got its own mention on the LornaLuxe#4 threadyeah I thought that when I watched it earlier too . Kept staring at it
LornaLuxeless still a grubby slob .Glob Glob Glob lip balm all over her gob .Thread suggestion: Lorna Luxeless and Gormless. Glob Glob Glob lip balm all around her gob
Omg I'm crying lolShe dresses like a lunatic on crack.
Fashionista ... bahhhaaaaa not
Who are you? You're hilarious!I can’t help but notice that it always looks like she has a bulge in her nether regions .... like she’s got a bargain of ‘ 2 for the price of 1 at tescos’ ... meat and 2 veg and a bit of a fanny pac down there .. it popped out to say hello on her stories earlier
yeah I thought that when I watched it earlier too . Kept staring at it
Omg I'm crying lol
Who are you? You're hilarious!
Not sure if it’s a euphemism but she’s just announced John is cooking ‘ cock a vin’ for dinner maybe that’s her surgery for tonight. ....
poor John he always seems to get the shitty jobs
Hilarious! It’s like a middle aged spread thing I think. That lower tummy area. Plus as someone said earlier, she is slim but has zero muscle tone or definition so she’s slim but has - and this is an awful word word but - flabby bits!I can’t help but notice that it always looks like she has a bulge in her nether regions .... like she’s got a bargain of ‘ 2 for the price of 1 at tescos’ ... meat and 2 veg and a bit of a fanny pac down there .. it popped out to say hello on her stories earlier
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