Haha. That english degree really shines through
I’m so glad someone cleared this up because I was so confused as to what she meant
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I’m so glad someone cleared this up because I was so confused as to what she meant
Yup they have luxe number platesOh god please tell me they don't have LUXE on their number plates?I mean, I have personalised plates but jheeeeeez!! Cringin'ell!!
I thought the Bentley was dark blueOoooohhhhhh. Tattlers I didn’t think the Bentley was Black !!!??? It seems to have disappeared from all pics ... someone enlighten me please
Weird ...? Wonder if she had some comments on there that she didn’t like
I think there’s probably a pic on one of the old threads, I’ve just poured a wine give me a minute to investigate.
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Pleeeeeeeeeease someone ask her where the Bentley isYup they have luxe number plates
I thought the Bentley was dark blue
I think there’s probably a pic on one of the old threads, I’ve just poured a wine give me a minute to investigate.
Looking at the wing mirror looks like it was black
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What is Elton John doing in John’s Bentley?
And why are his hands a closer match to the color of the car interior and not his face?
I came on here to ask about the Bentley hahah
OMG. Surely your asking for trouble driving a Bentley with a personalised number plate saying ‘LUXE’ .. how Fukkin chavvy is that !!! It actually makes me cringe ... Imagine parking up and getting out of that car with that number plate ... how Fukkin embarrassing you wouldn’t get an ounce of respect .. I’d just think what a Fukkin pair of Wannabe twats ..
The Bentley was blue with white leather seats ....
How the fwarkkkk could she afford a Bentley ... oh pleaseeeee pass me the bucket
It’s like going from a chick flick horror movie to watching David Blaine the magician... she magics tit up like a unicorn passing
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If anything she’s prob got a robin reliant parked instead. And Del Boy trotter is sat playing with her bottles he was cleaning and drinking vino ...
How the fwarkkkk could she afford a Bentley ... oh pleaseeeee pass me the
bucket It’s like going from a chick flick horror movie to watching David Blaine the magician... she magics tit up like a unicorn passing
poo If anything she’s prob got a robin reliant parked instead. And Del Boy trotter is sat playing with her bottles he was cleaning and drinking vino ...
I thought that’s exactly what it was. She prob filtered the pic so much it looks black.The Bentley was blue with white leather seats ....
How the fwarkkkk could she afford a Bentley ... oh pleaseeeee pass me the
It’s like going from a chick flick horror movie to watching David Blaine the magician... she magics tit up like a unicorn passing
If anything she’s prob got a robin reliant parked instead. And Del Boy trotter is sat playing with her bottles he was cleaning and drinking vino ...
Both cars are old and not worth very much.
Bloody hilarious this! I'm crying hereThe Bentley was blue with white leather seats ....
How the fwarkkkk could she afford a Bentley ... oh pleaseeeee pass me the
It’s like going from a chick flick horror movie to watching David Blaine the magician... she magics tit up like a unicorn passing
If anything she’s prob got a robin reliant parked instead. And Del Boy trotter is sat playing with her bottles he was cleaning and drinking vino ...
Oh Lordy! Geriatric John looks like a hobo outside that cafe in Hove. No offense to hobos but it’s not a good look for him!!!
So by what she has quoted saying .. does she realise this is a fictional character in SATC .. or truly think she’s carry Bradshaw ???? Bloody hell ... aka alexandra petrovski artist SATC is actually a famous dancer Mikhail Baryshnikov.
Dear god. I’m officially dead
Or am I the one being a loon. I’m off to put my nappydress on, and find my Bentley or because I’m bored. Go hug a lamppost
Dear god. I’m officially dead
Or am I the one being a loon. I’m off to put my nappydress on, and find my Bentley or because I’m bored. Go hug a lamppost
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Didn’t they lease the Bentley? Or was it an undeclared ad?! 
I just came on to post this wtf
Looking at the interior it’s pre 2007, I don’t think you can even lease cars that old. I actually believe she bought it because it wouldn’t cost all that much.Didn’t they lease the Bentley? Or was it an undeclared ad?!
See for yourself
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She actually thinks she is in SATC the OAP is no Mr BigSo by what she has quoted saying .. does she realise this is a fictional character in SATC .. or truly think she’s carry Bradshaw ???? Bloody hell ... aka alexandra petrovski artist SATC is actually a famous dancer Mikhail Baryshnikov.
Dear god. I’m officially dead
Or am I the one being a loon. I’m off to put my nappydress on, and find my Bentley or because I’m bored. Go hug a lamppost
He’s Mr. Wig not Mr. Big!
Her Cayenne is also not worth more than 20k if that
You can tell he's a heavy drinker and smoker he's aged terribly what a state
I’ve been off here for a few days and just all caught up. Above is a very fitting title!!!
I had the same questions
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