haha step back from the edge my friend...
Jesus. He’s mahogany!!
I’m fucking crying! I actually quite like it but not that colour maybe.The new jacket... that’s makes her look like a squashed amazon delivery
Hiiiyyyaaaaah! Welcome back haha x“HiiiiiiYyYYyYyya” *twisting my jaw*
I haven’t visited her instagram for about a week, and I also stayed away from tattle life (I had to so I wouldn’t be tempted to look) so I could get a time out from LooneyLuxe (LooneyLuxe haaas to be a part of the next thread-name!). And I can honestly feel my mood rising. She literally annoys me so much with her stupid clown make-up “tutorials”, baggy and flammable diapers, stupid poopie-poses, childish giggling and not to menation the 3 sad strands of hair on her overly filtered head and face that it affects my mood. The only reason I’m back on track with the lurking is because I missed you guys and I have to stay updated
I have done! Recently, she said thanks gorge, then deleted my comment and blocked me from her stories!
? She keeps mentioning him, John this, John that but he is nowhere. She even said on the Penhaligon’s live ‘I might get John to join in’ but lo and behold he didn’t. Something isn’t right. It’s even weird that when she was asked who the first person she wants to see out of lockdown she mentioned Nicole - not her mum. I have a very wild theory from reading her first blog, I still think her mum lives either with them or in the same building, John has gone - her mum took all her In the Shit campaign photos (they’re not exactly high quality ) that’s why she mentioned Nicole as her first person, also I think Lorna runs Mr Luxe’s Instagram account which is why she is tagging him as if he is there. I know this sounds so far fetched but look at how she was able to fool people about their flat at first. Even posting a photo of them on the sun loungers in their ‘grounds’ would show he’s still around but there’s nothing. Just saying he’s doing this or doing that but no sign. Petty I know but I also hate the way she says his name 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - don’t!!! Can just imagine the pictures of her outside a bistro trying to look coy with a rose and a face mask
So narcissistic everyone in the countries hands are dry and sore from sanitiser if they have been following the rules what makes the OAP so special maybe they are sore from all the running round on his hands and knees after her x
I just can’t with the shoes and bag together like just because they’re both white doesn’t mean they match they are two really different styles and don’t compliment each other at all!!! The whole outfit is just a big fat nope the jeans look ridiculous.What a mess !!!! Another Luxeless look with an attempt to make it look ‘spenny’ with that awful bag . Blouse is pretty but the rest of the look is shite ... someone on here said that LL can’t wear denim and boy were they tight .. I think she’s ‘sized up ‘ so she’s not got a camel hoof in them
so very true.. Covid has certainly accelerated a lot of social trends, I wonder if this spells the end of the vapid influencer culture
I was just about to put a film on but I might wait.....What the lion, the witch and the wardrobe??
He's no lion, the witch was probably me for seeing him for what he is.. don't forget I'm one of those front line carer's, which I have been for a few years now who can see past any self obsessed BULLSHIT. He didn't like it. What attracted him to me I've discovered, is the fact that I was "different" in my thinking. Which was a breath of fresh air to him in his life then, however he soon reverted to his narcissistic, money obsessed, look at me status ways. I had to go to preserve my sanity. Such a shallow sad person he was. I tried to inform him and speak to him but no luck. Now I'm no angel so.... I shagged someone else..
Has anyone else noticed that her husband is nowhere to be found lately? She posts that shot over and over. She also posted the glass clink photo today that she posted weeks ago, claiming they were out in the garden again. There has been no sign of him working on her dressing room and no new photos taken in the salon with their tanner stained sofas. Why isn’t she shooting beauty and cleansing tutorials from her bathroom like she used to do? Has she moved out? Has he? Where is her dog?
Completely agree. And given how much she has posted (*reshared*) on her stories the last couple of days, and now even has a saved story called BLM, she realllllly needs to address the ITS issue imo.
