After a day in the garden and the paddling pool I’ve just looked in the mirror ..I look like a different person .. I’ve just had an insight into Pwincess Lorna’s life 
LornaLuxe #4 Acrylic nappy sales gone through the roof, thanks to LL’s colossal camel hoof
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Did you have a geriatric whipping boy bring you rosé? Did you apply full make up and several filters? Did you pose in Your communal gardens ?After a day in the garden and the paddling pool I’ve just looked in the mirror ..I look like a different person .. I’ve just had an insight into Pwincess Lorna’s life
No and I didn’t wear an acrylic nappy either ... so maybe I need to up my game
I’m sorry this witch knows nothing about wine. She likes whispering angel because it’s popular no other reason.
I’m not happy with LL having a say in her thread TBH.
New thread ..
we’ve got so much to go on ..
we haven’t mentioned
The thick and bouncy hair
The whipping boy
The giveaways
The IGTV DISASTER
LL doesn’t queue
Light make up
Terry towelling
Teddy fabric
Quaffing
Lying
Filter
Fakery
Trickery
Is it NHS clapping tonight ?
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I’ve just caught up on Yesterday’s stories .. have I really just watched her put a hair mask on to music !!! Wine give away now bet it won’t be the crate of 12
New thread ..
we’ve got so much to go on ..
we haven’t mentioned
The thick and bouncy hair
The whipping boy
The giveaways
The IGTV DISASTER
LL doesn’t queue
Light make up
Terry towelling
Teddy fabric
Quaffing
Lying
Filter
Fakery
Trickery
Is it NHS clapping tonight ?
. BTW NHS clapping wasn’t a thread title suggestion I really couldn’t remember the day .
I love that she asked her highly intelligent informed followers to name her new terry towelling tat range and they came up with... terri
Right come on we need a thread title...
Thick and bouncy, love that glow, teddy or terry - nobody knows
Thick and bouncy, love that glow, teddy or terry - nobody knows
‘Respond to every call that excites your spirit’ so basically the ones that go ‘can we send you some free wine?’
five hours of hair and makeup every blimmin morning,
filters and fakery but her followers are still fawning
five hours of hair and makeup every blimmin morning,
filters and fakery but her followers are still fawning
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love this on, maybe condensed to:
hours of hair and makeup every single morning, fakery and filters but her followers are still fawning
Love it !!
i still like this as it’s so accurate and succinct!
Liar liar , acrylic pants on fire !
The tapping and the baby voice is hitting a whole new level of annoyance with me.
cabin crew beauty hacks from 15 years ago?
yah. Please!
Liar liar , acrylic pants on fire !
The tapping and the baby voice is hitting a whole new level of annoyance with me.
cabin crew beauty hacks from 15 years ago?
yah. Please!
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What does that even mean cabin crew beauty hacks
and I’ve seen virgin girls make up, no thanks. (No offence to virgin girls, my sis was one and I know they’re told to go OTT on hair and make up)
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What are all the zillions Of
Questions she allegedly gets? What can people possibly ask that she hasn’t told everyone thousands of times already.
we All know she won’t reply to the questions people really do want to know the answers to!
(Just the narcissism convinced that her opinion is more worthy and valid)
Questions she allegedly gets? What can people possibly ask that she hasn’t told everyone thousands of times already.
we All know she won’t reply to the questions people really do want to know the answers to!
(Just the narcissism convinced that her opinion is more worthy and valid)
Re Thread title we said it back then so let’s give @Rogue1 her moment of glory
. Yeah ? I can’t do it I had a panic attack reading the instructions Attachments
That’s
a good one if I get to vote since I’m a newbie in this Shite Show of Pathological Fibluxer and her Pusswhipping Boy living a 2 flat manor amidst a lush green communal garden LOL she so misses it doesn't she..- Status