Why’s he pointing like that
no need!!Interesting song choice!Grow up
LornaLuxe #39 Got Herself a Secondhand Kelly, Out of Work with a Rose’ Belly
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So most of UK including the Cotswolds has fog and low visibility today but blue skies at Soho Farmhouse apparently. Must be specially for Queen Baby.
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Now she’s walking about the shared garden in the same outfit with the kind of weather most of UK has seen today. Crack pot.
Def time travelling again! Woke up to heavy snow in the Cotswolds!
I went to Harrods yesterday, had a mooch around the luxury accessories. Fell upon the Hermes section ( buttoned up coat to hide lookie likie H scarf I was wearing 
) noticed section was roped off so one couldn’t enter. Had to snigger, all I could think of was Loony, pig and the floor mop (aka bear) standing at the rope sneaking back handers trying to get in. Funny how all I associate with Hermes is loony 
) noticed section was roped off so one couldn’t enter. Had to snigger, all I could think of was Loony, pig and the floor mop (aka bear) standing at the rope sneaking back handers trying to get in. Funny how all I associate with Hermes is loony 
Using that poor dog to hide her chinny chin chin now.
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Legs look like sausages in those leggings!
Put that dog down and let him run around! He's not a bloody handbag!
The dog reminds me of a Pledge fluffy duster
And another “ secret giveaway” to add numbers to her sponsored post. Are the brands absolutely dumb as duck?
Omg she was!! I actually clicked the link as soon as it went live and noticed it said sold already! Nothing but a scammer!! That was a " charity sale ". Sick horrible cunts!!!When was she wearing that tit anorak and saying her hair looked shinylooks like it was the same day?
Edit- that was last Wednesday, make up looks the same
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I think they’re two separate Dior anoraks - she did buy two. The one in the sale was the Dior logo version and the one in the scrounged Range Rover was the houndstooth version.
Having said that, I do think the charity sales are bullshit and don’t actually happen.
Who Fukkin holds a dog like that .. poor bugger is just dangling .
Ah bless Grandpa’s got confused and put a hoodie on with smart shoes.
And OMG he’s aging like leather handbag - developing a patina
And OMG he’s aging like leather handbag - developing a patina
Its like a Rorschach test : I see David Dickinson, carrying a Pledge dusting mop with a womans coat on…Ah bless Grandpa’s got confused and put a hoodie on with smart shoes.
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And OMG he’s aging like leather handbag - developing a patina
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It’s all so cringe …Ah bless Grandpa’s got confused and put a hoodie on with smart shoes.
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The pukkering round the ankles of those skinny jeans
The pointy thin soled shoes .
The hem on that Ill fitting coat
The Fukkin hoody under the coat
And yet again a Fukkin dangling dog
He looks like a nonceAh bless Grandpa’s got confused and put a hoodie on with smart shoes.
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Maybe Lorna doesn’t send back all the coats she orders? She passes them on to Mr Pig.
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