LornaLuxe #39 Got Herself a Secondhand Kelly, Out of Work with a Rose’ Belly

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Pup with no name is probably being carted off to her Mums tomorrow whilst they swan off to Paris .. maybe to buy the lifeless pup an Ermez pooch carrier . Whilst poor pup is left wondering where am I now ..
 
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There's no way at his age he's got a mortgage unless HSBC have sorted something. I'm currently divorcing my husband of 29 years and have been told by my solicitor that I've no chance whatsoever of getting a mortgage given the current climate! ... I'm 55 years old!!!
 
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I work in finance. Mortgages can go to 75+ nowadays. Times are changing and property is expensive. Most people wouldn't be able to do it otherwise
 
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Omg I ran with the screenshot of this, you beat me

“… into smooth, glossy locks”

BITCH WHERE
Honestly Why do hair brands use her ? Her ( and the Russian virgins ) hair always looks a mess ! she looks so Fukkin cackhanded using the tools and that front hair roll ffs .
Who remembers the Dyson hair demo
 
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I still scream every time I see this screenshot in my camera roll. I’m currently sat in the doctors waiting room biting my lips and holding my breath trying not to laugh. Help meeeee!!!!!
. That’s a ‘banger ‘ as Ol Yawna would say
 
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I still scream every time I see this screenshot in my camera roll. I’m currently sat in the doctors waiting room biting my lips and holding my breath trying not to laugh. Help meeeee!!!!!
Love a throwback

The curl in obsession still live n kicking to this day
 
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“Really smooth and glossy, look like I’ve been to the salon” WHAT fucking salon?! Dog groomers maybe.
Those weaves look even worse than the old clip in rats (if that's possible!). There is an obvious disconnect between her own short hair and the fake hair that is way too long to look vaguely authentic. I wonder why Yawna can't see what is plainly obvious to everyone else
 
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I honestly think she must do it to wind us up because otherwise, just why???
 
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I wonder if she’s seeing what’s happening with Lydia millen and thinking ‘that could have been me’ as the savoy heating gate is 100% some stunt Lorna would have pulled
 
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I wonder if she’s seeing what’s happening with Lydia millen and thinking ‘that could have been me’ as the savoy heating gate is 100% some stunt Lorna would have pulled
Didn’t she go to a Mayfair hotel during lockdown for the same “my boiler broke” reason?? maybe she is lowkey annoyed that wasn’t picked by national media!
 
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