Dragged through a hedge backwards lookCrying.
The text she’s written just makes the whole picture even funnier! OMG.
LornaLuxe #3 Lady of the manor in a two bed flat
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This is very picky of me but why does she say ‘ever so’ so much? eg. ‘It’s ever so comfy’ etc etc. Is it a Northern thing or does she think it sounds posh?
To be fair thats how you are supposed to apply eye cream, so not to damage or drag the delicate eye area, but she still looked an absolute fruit loop doing it!!
It isn’t a northern thing.
I think it’s her nails that make the tapping look awkward ..
So
the OAP doesn’t feel well ..
And
She is surprised she can’t get a doctors appointment !!!!
BUT
She still lets him make lunch !
He's prob got the 'rona as she's made him go out every day when let's face it he's in the 'vulnerable age group'
I questioned that the other week , wondered why the ‘youngest member of the family ‘ was staying tucked up in her city tower
Oops ‘ivory tower’ ... is it wine time yet gals ?I questioned that the other week , wondered why the ‘youngest member of the family ‘ was staying tucked up in her city tower
That and “I’m dead chuffed”- usually in response to using a product that has Zero effect whatsoever on her face or hair
This is GOLD!!Crying.
The text she’s written just makes the whole picture even funnier! OMG.
FFS ... hasn’t 90% of the nation
If she would cut down or stop using heat on her hair everyday then maybe she'd see a visible difference after a couple of months. She's delusional to think it's made a difference after one day!!?
Like someone mentioned before whilst we're in lockdown it's a good time to give her hair a break & her skin from all the layers of makeup!
Like someone mentioned before whilst we're in lockdown it's a good time to give her hair a break & her skin from all the layers of makeup!
Probably just got this month’s barclaycard bill through the post...
I really don’t see how she finds
Yeh, all those acrylic loungewear sets add up
OAP probably feeling poorly from going Tesco daily / cooking all the time and going down to the cellar in their mansion for out of date cosmetics !
She should also be ashamed at the number of non essential deliveries she’s having ... was it 3 in one day ?
How many knitted lounge suits do you actually need
in this heat and when she’s only ever in a dressing gown
Does anyone actually use that many different creams and brands ?!
I don’t understand how if she’s so rich she shops at ASOS and H&M ? Makes no sense ... I wish she’d stop pulling up her acrylic nappy up til it’s sucks itself up into her camel toe if you see what I mean
She should also be ashamed at the number of non essential deliveries she’s having ... was it 3 in one day ?
How many knitted lounge suits do you actually need
in this heat and when she’s only ever in a dressing gown Does anyone actually use that many different creams and brands ?!
I don’t understand how if she’s so rich she shops at ASOS and H&M ? Makes no sense ... I wish she’d stop pulling up her acrylic nappy up til it’s sucks itself up into her camel toe if you see what I mean
He's prob stressed having to actually spend 24hrs locked in their 2 bed flat with just her with no end of lockdown in sight!
If he has any sense he's prob starting to see her in the same way we do and I doubt they have much between them other than they like rose, showing off and he has some money
If he has any sense he's prob starting to see her in the same way we do and I doubt they have much between them other than they like rose, showing off and he has some money
He probably encourages her 4 hour makeup application to give him a restHe's prob stressed having to actually spend 24hrs locked in their 2 bed flat with just her with no end of lockdown in sight!
If he has any sense he's prob starting to see her in the same way we do and I doubt they have much between them other than they like rose, showing off and he has some money
. we haven’t seen him recently bet it’s because his Botox and Grecian 2000 need doing
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Hiyaaa! 
ROFLMAO:)
I’m new to this. Only thing is i only like to read what you all write!
I found this website by coincidence!!!
I was searching something about Lorna Luxe (i can’t remember what was it?) back when I used to like her, even tho i find annoying the hiyaaa!
Since i started reading this thread, it opened my eyes towards her. I still follow her, and been wanting to unfollow her but between Tattle Life and then watching her IG stories, it has kept me entertained during these weeks.
And when i found out she lived in a flat, i wrote to her “if you live in a house SO big, why you only show a tiny room?” ... like everyone i got a reply saying “burglary/privacy”
ALSO!!! When you talk about the husband and refer to him as OAP... what does it actually mean? I have read some parts of the old threads, but i haven’t reached that part when you start calling him OAP.
carry on with this thread!! It’s sooo good! I’m also reading the Harry and Meghan one!
ROFLMAO:)I’m new to this. Only thing is i only like to read what you all write!
I found this website by coincidence!!!
I was searching something about Lorna Luxe (i can’t remember what was it?) back when I used to like her, even tho i find annoying the hiyaaa!
Since i started reading this thread, it opened my eyes towards her. I still follow her, and been wanting to unfollow her but between Tattle Life and then watching her IG stories, it has kept me entertained during these weeks.
And when i found out she lived in a flat, i wrote to her “if you live in a house SO big, why you only show a tiny room?” ... like everyone i got a reply saying “burglary/privacy”
ALSO!!! When you talk about the husband and refer to him as OAP... what does it actually mean? I have read some parts of the old threads, but i haven’t reached that part when you start calling him OAP.
carry on with this thread!! It’s sooo good! I’m also reading the Harry and Meghan one!
Hi there I used to follow the skank but I was blocked, OAP is old age pensioner as her hubbie is nearly 60Hiyaaa!
I’m new to this. Only thing is i only like to read what you all write!
I found this website by coincidence!!!
I was searching something about Lorna Luxe (i can’t remember what was it?) back when I used to like her, even tho i find annoying the hiyaaa!
Since i started reading this thread, it opened my eyes towards her. I still follow her, and been wanting to unfollow her but between Tattle Life and then watching her IG stories, it has kept me entertained during these weeks.
And when i found out she lived in a flat, i wrote to her “if you live in a house SO big, why you only show a tiny room?” ... like everyone i got a reply saying “burglary/privacy”
ALSO!!! When you talk about the husband and refer to him as OAP... what does it actually mean? I have read some parts of the old threads, but i haven’t reached that part when you start calling him OAP.
carry on with this thread!! It’s sooo good! I’m also reading the Harry and Meghan one!
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